The next morning.

After Wheatley went to Chell's Apartment to administer her medication takage, and trying to get her to stop crying and coax her to go to Rose's Grocery for her shift, Wheatley came back to 'his' apartment and called the number Laura had given him.

"So, Sunday, at the park, at 11 O'clock then? Great, see you then." Wheatley said into the phone, before putting it back on its base.

"Was that 'Laura', our are you meeting even MORE people without me?" GLaDOS asked maliciously, her Smiley Avatar looking angrily at the phone.

Wheatley turned to her with a face most accurately described as 'Are you high?' "NOW what are you on about? I'm allowed to have friends, aren't I?" Wheatley asked sarcastically.

"No. You are not." GLaDOS replied flatly.

Wheatley facepalmed "I don't have time for this, I need to go clock in." Wheatley said, walking down the stairs and out the door.

Leaving GLaDOS to play another 4357 rounds of internet checkers while trying to suppress her jealousy.


Yet again, Wheatley's job is incredibly monotonous and extremely tedious to write.

Trust me, I've tried.

So, like every other time, we'll skip it.


As Wheatley finished up and was about to lock the front door, he noticed a house, not too far away, that had a 'For Rent' sign in its yard.

After locking the front door, he decided to go to the back room and use the computer to look up houses.

He became quite interested in what he was reading, and didn't notice he'd been reading about/looking for houses for over an hour.

Then, he found the one that was 'listed' only a few blocks away.

The front entryway led off to the main 'living area', with a side closet on the left, the 'living area' led off to the kitchen on the left, and a small bathroom on the right, with a small hallway leading to stairs branching off the entryway on right.

Upstairs, there was a small bedroom, a small bathroom, and a closet.

He actually really liked the thousand square foot home, it looked cozy.

He'd have to ask GLaDOS if they could 'move' into it.


"GLaDOS, can you undo everything you... Did, to this apartment?" Wheatley asked GLaDOS as he finished climbing the stairs.

GLaDOS's Smiley Avatar's expression suddenly changed to shock/extreme hurt/anger "You... Don't like me?" She asked, her voice quivering a tiny bit, almost at the breaking point of her rage.

Wheatley suddenly felt extremely bad "Nonono! I do like you, I'm just thinking about... Moving." Wheatley told her, waving his arms in a calming fashion.

GLaDOS suddenly felt relieved, but still angry "I can. But I will need to know where to relocate my remote systems." She said, trying to sound like she didn't really care.

"Oh, that's great! See, there's this house I wanna get, and it's 'For Rent', and the payment on the one I like would be really cheap! Only $520 a month!"

GLaDOS didn't know why they couldn't just stay where they were "Why do you want to move? And which house are you considering?" She asked.

"Because this place is small! And it isn't really even mine! Oh, I think the address was... '135 Applewood Drive'" He told her, nodding with satisfaction.

GLaDOS quickly looked it up, and she liked it too, and Whealtey was right, it was $520 a month for rent.

"It IS a nice house... And I could decorate it!" GLaDOS sounded extremely happy she could decorate a whole house and change it to her liking, unlike 'Wheatley's' current apartment.

"I'm going to see a 'realtor' in a few days so I can walk through the house, then we can decide if it's good or not."

Wheatley's life seemed to just be getting better and better.


I'm sorry this took so long, between watching anime, reading other fanfiction, playing AoE II HD, trying to get OfficeMax to let me use their industrial printer to print out GLaDOS and Me (something about an 80 page limit. Bah), and just trying to write this way-too-tedious chapter, I can safely say that this took too long.

On another note:

Wow, for some reason the line "He'd have to ask GLaDOS if they could 'move' into it." seemed really disturbing, and I don't even know why. It was almost like they were married.

I am having a really, REALLY hard time deciding whether or not to make this WheatDOS or WheatleyxOC.

On a third note:

After many hours of a long, tedious war with my brother's friend's sister, I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CAPTURED THE BLUE DEMON HORSEY RAINBOW THING HAT.

IT IS MINE.

YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.