Deadpool: Guess who's back!?

[Yellow Box]: The one, the only:

Deadpool: DEADPOOOOOOOOOOLLL! I'm sure you guys are wondering why we haven't been around lately, and let me finally answer the question you all've been wondering…. ROSE WAS SLAKING OFF!

Rose: OMG! I said I was sorry! It was sooo long since the last question I figured everyone forgot about us.

Deadpool: No one can ever forget us! We're awesome! So how many people sent in questions while you were gone?

Rose: *sigh* Three, but they have a lot of questions! And I think it will probably end season two and let someone else take on a season three.

Deadpool: WAIT, WHAAAAAT!?

Rose: My life is sadly getting more and more busy and I'm not able to get these out for you guys as much as I wanted. I don't think it's fair for your fans to wait two weeks between episodes.

Deadpool: ….

[Yellow Box]: But they can wait!

Rose: But I don't think that'll be nice. I think it might be time for me to pass the torch…..

Deadpool: But…. But….. But…..

Rose: I'll only continue if people don't mind waiting, but I think they'll be happy to get a new writer. One that can actually upload more frequently.

Deadpool: Ok, Rose, don't do anything crazy. Think about it, then make your decision.

Rose: Alright, but in the meantime, let's get to these questions! Kakashishot asks, Hey deddy long time no question anyway I've been busy sorry.

1 tell rose to sign SOPA

2 what famous company would u like to own

3 do u think u can have a guest that's not marvel on your show

4 u no u always remind me of este Freddy krueger.

5 sera mañana o pasado mañana el lunes o martes sera cual queir dia o cual quiel instante delante di mi corazon y olvidare el dolor que sufri que yo ame... is sung by who

Deadpool: A1: Rose, sign SOPA

Rose: What is that?

Deadpool: *google search* Looks, like some piracy act thingy.

Rose: Well, if I could get more info, I'll consider it. I'm still confused about what it means.

Deadpool: Ok…. HEY! Why didn't you ask me to sign it!?

[Yelllow Box]: Probably because you don't ever sign anything!

Deadpool: Oh…. A2:Hmmm, DC Comic. Then I can have my way with Wonder Woman ;)

Rose: Wow. Not even being discreet about it anymore… -_-

Deadpool: Who said I was ever discreet. A3: Sure. I'm Deadpool! I can do anything!

A4: Probably because we're both insane and like to kill.

A5: No puedo poner mi dedo en la llaga. ¿Quién?

Rose: TheOnyxDragon12 says, To Deadpool:

Who would win in an arm wrestling tournament: Mickey Mouse (with all his Disney-powers included) or Osama bid Laden (and all his terrorist homies)?

Second, will you kill children?

Third, have you ever met and teamed up with Slender Man?

4) Would you like Miley Cyrus to twerk on you or would you rather have Selena do it?

5) How was that team-up with Iron Fist (I want the details!)

6) What do you think of by hotdiggetydemon?

7) Have you ever posed for erotic art? If so, post them on the Internet. If not, do it sometime!

8) What if I told you if I was just like you, except a genius and cynical? What threats would I pose to the U.S. Government?

9) How would carrion meat chimichangas taste?

Deadpool: A1 Mickey. Osama doesn't stand a chance!

Rose: Seriously?

Deadpool: HAHA! Yeah! A2 NO! I'd never kill a kid!

A3 In a few fancomics and fanfictions, yeah. You should read some. They're good!

A4 If Selena can twerk, her. Miley's the devil….

A5 It was fine. Me and him teamed up to take down an ancient eviiiil baddie (so original). Iron Fist wouldn't let me kill the b*tch ("hero" cliché). Why can't they ever let me have my fun!

A6 What is that? Demon My Little Ponies?

A7 Hmmm, that thought has never crossed my mind…

Rose: Omg, no…

Deadpool: Oh, please. I'm sure you be the first to buy it.

Rose: Ew, that is so… oh, I think I'm going to vomit… *runs to the bathroom*

Deadpool: She's trying to hide her shame.

A8 Ok, one, I am a genius and cynical. How much of a threat do I pose to the government? RHETORICAL QUESTION! I'm probably the government's greatest threat! I hope that answers your question.

A9 Like crap.

Hey, Rose, are you ok in there!?

…

Ok, um, I'll just continue, then.

Adeadfreelancer posts, i cant believe your show is ending! and black cat is not a neko...but i know a LOT of hotter ones on deviant art and tumbler...pervs...well the uploaders are chicks. anyway, i made a clone of you who is really scary.(read not a clone on my channel for details) he just keeps staring at me while sharpening his katanas and he keeps deleting things off my computer and replacing it with "paint" drawings of your head exploding. I'm hoping you can beat some insanity into him but the fact he kicked your ass... please just help me! he's right outside ple-

WHO IS THIS? OH HELLO DEADPOOL! It's a pleasant surprise to see you. Not really. i have your dedicated zombie fanboy and unless you give me a truckload of chimichangas and your heart... i will kill him. and i guess burn your apartment down and kidnap rose and sky and your probably next author. yours truly-DeathPool

HOLD UP! WHEN DID THIS M* $% !F*&#$ "BEAT ME"? AND WHO IS DEATHPOOL? HOW ORIGINAL IS THAT?! ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY ORIGANLITY? THAT'S COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!

Rose: *comes back* What the heck are you yelling about?

Deadpool: Read this!

Rose: *reads post* OK… um, just give him what he wants.

Deadpool: Did you not see how he's trying to steal my MO?

Rose: …..

Deadpool: *SIGH* FINE! I'll give it to you!

[Yellow Box]: Hehehe….

Rose: That was creepy…