Agents of Weoeras

The gang had all been eating at the dinner table provided to them, filled with exotic meats and fruits. Many gags were heard every now and then, for none of them knew what to expect from these foods. Geoff did this most frequently, spitting out food every 2 minutes.

"PFFFT! Eugh! That tasted… odd…" Could be heard coming from Geoff. The others all laughed, and continued to bite into their food, enjoying the time, when suddenly a loud knocking was heard. Ruby got up, being closest to the door, and poked her head out.

"Hello?" She asked sheepishly, looking at the two suit-wearing, shade-wearing men standing at the door.

They dramatically took off their shades, and pushed Ruby aside.

"Hello." The burlier man said, pulling a notebook from an inside pocket. He looked down at it.

"Recently, a man by the name of Ling disappeared. Many eyewitness accounts said they last saw the man entering an alley. They also reported a group following him." He closed the notebook and looked up. "You seem to fit the descriptions listed."

The other man slammed his hand on the table. Ryan jumped.

"Hey, we didn't kill anyone!" HE shouted in self-defense. The smaller man shook his head.

"We ain't saying you killed lil' old Ling," He pointed out. "We want to know what ya told 'im."

Ryan sighed, and looked at his teammates. Suddenly Weiss stopped him.

"We didn't tell him anything, but we had the intention to…" She lied. Ryan looked at her, a look of proudness in his face.

"He threatened to kill us if we didn't exchange the information, and he knocked out Ryan here." Weiss continued. The smaller agent thought for a moment, and whispered to his partner.

"We will choose to believe you, people did describe you carrying a man out of the alley… Ok. That is enough." With that, the two men put their shades back on, and walked out the door. Ryan exhaled.

"Wow, thanks Weiss." He said, patting her on the back. She blushed.

"No problem…"

They all sat in awkward silence for a couple moments, only to be broken by Yang.

"Yeah, yeah, it was close and all, but me and my sis should go get some more food for next week."

All six of the Achieve Men suddenly spat out the food in their mouth.

"Sisters?!" They all asked simultaneously. Weiss and Blake both laughed.

"I know, right?" They chuckled at the same time. Yang held her index finger up.

"Shush," She sneered, silencing them all. "Me and Ruby'll head down to the market. You just sit still."
She gestured for Ruby to follow, and they both were out the door. Another awkward silence filled the room. The only difference was this time it lasted for a while, everyone left to their own thoughts, until Ryan stood up and left the room, going into his sleeping quarters. Following him was Weiss, then Blake. The only ones left were the other Achieve Men. They all looked at each other, and smiled.

"LLLLLLET'S PLAY!" Ray suddenly yelled, jumping on top of the table. The others responded with whoops and cheers. They all scrambled to their bags, where in the bottom there lay a bundle of wooden swords. All five of the Achieve Men, except for Geoff, grabbed a sword and ran back to the table.

"I'll judge." Geoff said, a bored expression on his face. The others nodded, and began to fence each other with the swords. Ray and Michael exchanging strikes, Jack fiddling with his sword, Gavin running over to help Michael… It was complete mayhem.

"No fair! I can't fight two!" Ray shouted, blocking Gavin and trying to fend off Michael at a time. He suddenly was hit in the side. "Dammit."

He took a seat next to Geoff, and watched as Gavin and Michael high-fived each other

"Nice Dynamite is now in effect!" Michael shouted, pointing his sword in the air. Jack stopped fiddling with his sword and looked up as Michael and Gavin started to walk towards him. Gavin extended his sword.

"Prepare to-"

BOOM.

Yang slammed the door open, seething with anger, her eyes red.

"What-is-this?!" She asked through gritted teeth. It was a complete mess. Food and plates lay scattered on the floor, tables and chairs knocked over… Yang screamed at the top of her lungs.

"WHAT IS THIS?!" She asked again. Even Ruby cowered at her sister's anger.

"Yang, calm down…" She told her sheepishly. Yang shushed Ruby.

"I will ask one more time…"

Suddenly Michael spoke up.

"P-practicing, mother… I MEAN YANG! Yeah, Yang." He corrected himself. Yang threw down the bags in her hand, and walked up to Michael, her nose nearly touching his.

"Listen, boi, you better shape up, or I'll shape you up for you!" She yelled at his face. He nodded. The other Achieve Men gasped. They had never seen him yield so fast, not even to a woman. Yang jerked her head upon hearing them surprised.

"What? Think a girl can't scare a guy?" She suddenly made a move towards Geoff, who grabbed the nearest plate and tried to protect himself. "That's what I thought."

She looked in disgust at the mess, kicking around the contents on the floor.

"Disgusting…" She muttered to herself as she paced the room. "HEY, THIS AIN'T GONNA CLEAN ITSELF! GET GOING!"

The Achieve Men obeyed and went hands and knees to clean up all the contents on the floor, as Yang and Ruby supervised them.

"I thought they were going to straighten us out…" Ruby whispered to Yang. Yang nodded.

"Say that louder." She commanded. Ruby hesitated. "Say it louder."

"I- I thought you guys were supposed to- to straighten us out!" Ruby let out, becoming more confident as she reached the end of her sentence. The Achieve Men let out a universal groan, all already humiliated to the point where it didn't even matter. Another reason for the Achieve Men to learn something from Team RWBY.

*I gave it my all, but my all apparently BLOWS. I don't know about this chapter. :/