Starkit's prophecy Commentary

by MoonlightSpirits

I know, I know this has been done but it's still funny. This is not a hate fic. Follow Starkit on a wild, Mary sueish, badly spelt adventure. Rated T for the occasional accidental swear.

6. Chapter 6

Chapter For StarPaws decids

flamrs ur all satanits!11 anyon who dosent like the stro is a staneist cause StarGIPaw has such a strng conecton with sTarcaln and thats why you dot like it, its cause u do ntlik JEZUS! So just because people don't like your story they may not like Jesus *Cough* Self-centred *Cough*

"StarPaw wok up its tim 4 parole." Judge: I sentence you to three years in jail for extreme Mary sueness

StarPaw opnd hr brite reinbow eys and locked arund. Stop locking things! Also since when were your eyes rainbow..

"Omigosh who wus tha!1!1"Sshe yellow. Yellow; When you below the word yellow.

"Its me GrayStipe" GrayStrip wisperd in her er. StarPaw gottedup. GrayStrip? Okay then -

"Omigosh Graystip what do u want!1 she yelped GrayStrpe locked at hr. "Wll u be my mat" hE ESked. YOU HAVE A MATE GREYSTRIPE, SILVERSTREAM THEN MILLIE!

"OMigosh grayStripe thats so nic!" StarKit scremed. "but FireStar alredy esked me." FIRESTAR TOO! Also when did this happen, she's a freaking kit again!

"wel then hes jst an idot." He's your best friend too, 'Graystrip'

"StarPaw wok up its tim 4 parole." Didn't we go through this?

StarPaw opnd hr brite reinbow eys and locked arund. Yup we've been through this, I'm not going to comment till we get to a new part.

"Omigosh who wus tha!1!1"Sshe yellow.

"Its me GrayStipe" GrayStrip wisperd in her er. StarPaw gottedup.

"Omigosh Graystip what do u want!1 she yelped GrayStrpe locked at hr. "Wll u be my mat" hE ESked.

"OMigosh grayStripe thats so nic!" StarKit scremed. "but FireStar alredy esked me."

"wel then hes jst an idot."

y do u say tha?" yellED STARPaw GayStrip locked at hr meanly. "i dont lik him" sqeakd GrayStripe he locked arund fastly. "hes a mean cat! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO GREYSTRIPE!

"OMIGOSH U MEAN LIKE SCOURG?" STARPAW SHOCKED. Wake up the whole clan, why don't you.

"No ur much prtter then sourg" said Graystripe he licked her on the head I want u to be my mat." he yeleled. Millie: Walks up to Graystripe and hits him over the head with a frying pan.

"Well mabey. but what would FireStar say?" she wispereed. GrayStripe locked around agan. "I dont think he wuld mind." said GraStri;e I think he would and also if Firestar wants to be her mate wouldn't she be with her great grandpa? Yuck!

"OMIGOSH SUR THAN!" StarPaww yelleded happly. Since when do cats talk like 'OMIGOSH'?

"Wat ar uo ta;kin abut" said FireHert he was walkin up. He locked angrily. Firestar was demoted back to Fireheart.

"oh uhhhh nuthin FireStar go back to sleep!" mwled StarPaw hoppin he would leaf so she culd be alon with grayStripe. Slow down girl, your only an apprentice.

"Yah FireStra theres nithing to wory about!" cherrid GrayStrpe but Firestar didn't leave insted he said i thought I herd you asking her to be our mate." No dah and hoorah! She spelt mate right!

"oh uh yeh. yELLED STARPaw but he didn;t leaf instead he jumped on GrayStripe!1!11 My money is on Firestar

"I Want to be wit her!" said FireHart attakin GraySriep. Where did Firestar and Graystripe go?

"No I do!" shouted. Only sentence spelt right *Claps*

"guysys stop fihting you can BOTH be my mats! StarPaw wispered apply like seCert." Bigamist

"No we can;t do that their can only be 1!11 Howled Firestar. "Otterwies youll chet on us." Leave those poor otters out of this!

"So StarGleam, who will u pik?" giggled GayStipe. Giggled!?