Disclaimer:I do not own GeneratorRex if I did it definitely would be rated R rather PG

A/N1: José was taken from José Jalapeño - Jeff Dunham's puppet. It's funny because that makes Bobo the Peanut xD

Providence Dark Legacy

Chapter dieciséis: Dinner

by your-biohazardous-friend

It was Friday night and as always there was a 'family' dinner with the mashed potatoes and meatloaf as a main course.

It was surprisingly quiet at the table. Rex was so hungry after the mission that his mind wasn't thinking of anything than seventh helping to which the teen was diging into, Six NEVER talked, Holiday was out of space looking bluntly at the opposite wall drawing circles in the potato pulp with her fork while Caesar was looking somewhat... lost - most likely due the fact that Six interrupted him his work by violently dragging him out of his lab.

Bobo glanced at older Salazar grinning mischievously.

"you know José" The chimp started after a while "I've been thinking: you should apply for a job at pharmacy as a poster boy for rejuvenating cosmetics"

The man took a bite of a meatloaf and darted a quizzical look at the chimp

"Just think about it! By the metrics you're 27 - no denying that!" the chimp said patting man's shoulder "but look at you! you look no older than 21... 22 at top!"

Older Salazar slipped some orange juice form his glass.

"I say: go to Oriflame or Avon and you're rich!" the Chimp finished, Rex choked with his mashed potatoes as he tried not to laugh.

"I don't get it" Older Salazar replied after a while of silence "I didn't use any creams, I was trapped in..."

"yeah, yeah, we all know the story!" Bobo cut in irritated rising his hand in the air as he wanted to say something more but gave up looking at Caesar's confused expression "it was just, oh, brother... forget it José"

"Whatever Darwin's theory states I'm not your brother... and my name is not José!" The man said gripping his fork tighter in his hand

"Caesar" Rex said whipping the tears from laughter "Bobo was just joking! Stop rubbing it in"

"I don't rub anything in!" The man snapped. Sudden outburst made even Six flinch in surprise "it's you who talk gibberish and expect from me to sing along!"

The Hispanic male threw the fork on the table and stormed out of the room. The silence fell onto the table again as Holiday and Six glared at the grinning chimp with displeased looks.

Little did Caesar know that his reaction was akin to an encouragement for Bobo's future pranks on his behalf - like pouring gas to the fire.