After a hard day of work and telling Axel a number of times to not set Marluxia's garden on fire again as well as cleaning Mr. Whiskers litter box, Xemnas was back in his happy place in front of his window, staring at Kingdom Hearts and watching the tiny, pink bunches of hearts gather together. Xemnas also had to run some errands which got him out of the castle for an hour or two.

He opened his pink journal and flipped to the second page, ready to write something.

Dear MANLY journal,

While I was out buying groceries, I came by a clothing store that had the most unique dresses I have ever seen. They had layers of ruffles and came in many different colors. The style was apparently called Lolita. I stood on the sidewalk in the midst of the crowd of people and stared. I was actually considering replacing our boring, black cloaks with those. It would definitely make us more intimidating when fighting Sora and his friends.

Mr. Whiskers jumped into Xemnas' lap and began to purr. His big, round belly warmed up Xemnas' thighs fairly quickly. He gave his cat a few strokes.

I beg to Kingdom Hearts nobody finds this MANLY journal. I will dust for fingerprints to find the culprit that may touch this journal and turn them into a dusk. Perhaps I should lock my drawer that I keep it in.

Xemnas eyed the aluminum muffin container on his desk and inhaled the fumes of blueberries. He couldn't resists and began to eat an entire muffin. Once that was done, he had another. Crumbs came raining down onto his cat and rolled off.

These muffins are absolutely delicious. I was considering sharing them with the other members but I just can't help myself. Perhaps I should hit the gym. That reminds me of something.

He crammed the last few bites of muffin into his mouth.

Last year or two I ordered Axel to take my mac truck and deliver some of Vexen's supplies to his new lab location. Vexen was always looking for another location to test his new experiments for some reason. Perhaps he's planning something against me and he doesn't want me to know? No, that's not possible. Anyways, Axel, being an unskilled driver crashed my eighteen wheeler into the local gym. He came back and told me he "hit the gym". I was confused as to why he would tell me he just worked out but it turns out he literally hit the gym.

I've been thinking about replacing my members with some more competent ones.

Xemnas closed his pink journal and slid it into his desk drawer. He sighed, slouching in his chair, reminiscing today's events.

A quiet knock came from his door and he sat up straight, waking up his laptop with a click of his mouse and pretended to look very busy when in reality his screen was showing the Strawberry Shortcake website.

"Come in." Xemnas called to whomever. The door swung open and quick footsteps ran in.

"Xemnas!" Whined Demyx who looked like he had just seen a ghost. Xemnas glanced up from his screen and raised an eyebrow. Demyx could not keep himself still; he was bouncing on his feet while he played with the drawstrings of his cloak. "The maple syrup we have has alcohol in it!"

The Superior's mouth became slightly agape and his eyes darted in a different place to contemplate what he had just heard. He closed his laptop screen and folded his hands together, resting his chin on them.

"Demyx." the Superior began calmly, realizing he was more oblivious and ignorant than he had thought. "Was the syrup sugar free?"

Demyx was busy glancing around the room. He had only been in here once and since then Xemnas had done some furniture rearrangements.

"Yeah, it was." He replied as if mesmerized. It seemed like he had forgotten what the issue was and still glanced around the room in wonder as if he was in a museum.

The Superior gave a sigh, still wondering when he should replace some of his members. Demyx and Axel would be the first to go. He wondered if he should put up an ad on the internet.

Demyx began to point out everything new thing he had seen and how his desk use to be on the opposite side of the room. As Demyx went on, the Superior opened back up his laptop and began playing games on the children's website.

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