Thank you for reading! Here's another diary entry from Xemnas.

Dear Super Ultra Deluxe MANLY journal,

I have changed up the title on this bubble gum pink hard covered journal. I felt like it seemed manlier if I added in those extra words.

The other day when Axel stepped into my office while I was laughing at my evil plans, I managed to shove that journal in my pants. He gave me a strange look and there was an awkward silence. I had to assure him that it wasn't what it looked like. I'm not sure why I thought putting a journal down my pants was the best way to hide it but I guess the mind does strange things under certain circumstances.

The entire time, the journal was sticking up slightly and you could tell there was something in my pants. I tried hiding it as best as I could but the lump there could not be hidden. It was like trying to trap a dragon; the beast needed to be released. Now that I think about it, that analogy isn't making my situation any better.

Xemnas crossed out his last two sentences until a thick black line covered his page.

Anyway, the situation was quite awkward and Axel left quieter than usual.

Also today while I was on break, I turned on my television to the Style Network and it just so happened that my favorite program was on. So, as this woman was about to tell me about the latest Fall trends and style tips, an ad interrupted. I was quite outraged because my break was only ten minutes long.

This ad had a tall, muscular green guy advertising vegetables. My first thought was that he was the Hulk from that Avenger's movie that Demyx obsesses about. But then, after watching the ad, the man reminded me of Lexaeus. Why would Lexaeus be painted green and be put on TV?

This man was wearing leaves. Who wears leaves? Lexaeus doesn't.

At the end of the advertisement, a chorus of people sang "Ho, ho, ho, Green Giant".

My first thought that it was representing Santa Claus since the holiday season is coming up or that he could've been a heartless.

I jotted down my thoughts of this when the ad ended.

This guy isn't Lexaeus

How did he get so muscular? He must be on steroids. If not he'd make an excellent addition to the Organization.

Are leaves the new fashion statement for the season? Maybe that's why they cut to that commercial during my program.

Is he affiliated with Santa Claus?

Speaking of Santa Claus, I am beginning to believe that he exists. Demyx has been giving me reasons backed up with facts and even wrote me a six page essay about Santa Claus and how he exists. If this man exists then perhaps I should get a chimney, wait until he arrives on Christmas Eve and trap him. Then I shall get his heart!

Once I capture this man, I can force him to get me presents all year long.

My ideas are absolutely brilliant. I bet I could become the next Albert Einstein and surpass Vexen in terms of smartness!

I suppose this will be my only entry for today for I am going to be busy raking leaves in the yard.