WOW. Three reviews in like half an hour! OMG I'M LUVD::cries happily:: Right then, well…who wants chapter two? Come on! Jump for it::holds chapter two up high in the air:: Come on people jump! Heh…just kidding. Well here's your chapter!

So Deidara sat there… and begun to shake. He looked down at the sketch book in his lap, then turned the page that he was on, a picture of a turtle O.o…, and stared down at the next page. He closed shut the little sketch book after a few seconds, then ripped it back open to the page he was just on.

It was a sketch of all the Akatsuki members. (it's a fanfic so tobi's there too. Deal with it bitches. Kya! )From left to right, it went the leader, in all of leader-persons shadowy-identity-unknown-ness, that guy who's name no one can remember, (at least not me) Itachi, Kakuzu, Deidara, Zetsu, Tobi, Kisame, Sasori, Hidan, and… Deidara's making a guess here, Orochimaru with a devil face and horns drawn onto his face with bold black ink, which made Deidara almost break out laughing in his frightened-half-to-death state of mind. He turned his head back to the wall where the stuff was randomly falling from, by now, two shoes were on the ground, along with a few hairbands… Deidara now being officially creeped out. He walked over to the wall shakily and, slowly and cautiously, looked into the broken wall.

FWOOM!!!

Something slightly heavier than shoes fell down right onto Deidara's face…brutally maiming his purdy blonde hair. (hehe.)

"What the hell!?" Deidara took a few steps backwards and shook his hair out of the dust that was in it, then did a little hair flip thing and fixed it into place. He looked back over to the wall. "You've got to be kidding me." Deidara walked over to what had fallen out of the wall. "How the hell did you get in here?" Deidara said to the shaking pile of rubble.

"Pleasedon'tblowmeupIswearI'lldoanythingyouwantjustdon'tkillmepleasepleaseplease!" The… pile… of… rubble… said?

(That can't be right. It is? Whoa! Right then. On with the chapter)

"…why shouldn't I just blow you two a million pieces then?"

"…cuz."

"Cuz why?"

"…cuz…that's…not nice?" The pile of rubble fell apart to reveal a shaking little blue-with-purple-tipped-hair girl…who somehow managed to get herself trapped in the wall… unhuh… (I'll call her Purple 'til I tell you her name so that's what I'm talking bout when I say purple looked purple jumped purple glomped and so on and so forth…) Dressed in a black skin-tight jacket zipped up over a blue shirt with lots of glitter and sparkles on it (!!!!) and a black skirt just above the knees, followed by black leg tattoos that seemed like spirals and squiggles tracing down to her ankles where they ended in a full circle around the ankle joint, looking somewhat like a chain. Of course, her shoes were somewhere under the pile of rubble created from Deidara blowing the hole in the wall

"…alright I'm confused so I'll just kill you quickly and go back to rea-that's your sketch book isn't it?" Deidara's art-loving mind raced back to the sketch book. Purple nodded her head quickly and curled her legs up to her chest, believing Deidara would blow her up in seconds.

"It's really good." Deidara smiled and grabbed the sketch book off the couch and handed it back to her. A slight smile broke onto Purple's face.

"Too bad I'm gonna kill you." Deidara pulled a kunai out of the back of the couch and stabbed it straight into the girl's neck.

Odd thing was…

She didn't even flinch.

ALRIGHTY! There's chapter two for y'all so enjoy that okay?
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