ROARS. Okay so just a little time run-through for you all. This is taking place a few months before the series officially starts so… yeah. OH! Tobi is part of Akatsuki cuz I say so BITCH! BWAHA. Anyway yeah so time for chappie three WHEW I'm rolling through these chapters like thunder in the mountains! O.O THAT'S A REALLY GOOD SIMILE! THANK YOU ENGLISH CLASS!

Deidara looked down at Purple… who should have been dead by now. A small trickle of blood came from where the kunai was placed in her neck.

A hand came up and ripped the kunai out of her neck. The bleeding slowed even more than it was, and her neck fully healed over.

"Did you think that would KILL me?" She looked up at Deidara with almost-black eyes, and Deidara, right about now, had a look of OMGWTF on his face. Purple smiled and patted Deidara on the head, who is obviously much older than her, and he fell backwards onto his ass.

"H-how come you're not dead?"

"I'd like to know that as well…" Purple said rubbing her neck where the kunai was, then handed it back to Deidara, " let's try one more time aim right for my heart," she said and pointed to her heart. Deidara now looked at her like DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU? He shrugged and jabbed the kunai straight into her chest, where someone's heart is. She looked up at him like OMG I'M ALIVE and pulled the kunai out of her. Deidara smirked, realizing he'd totally get a bonus for having found someone so valuable. Getting up slowly, Deidara held out his hand for her to take. Instead, Purple jumped up and brushed herself off.

"By the way, what's your name?" Deidara asked and looked at the girl, who stood about 4'9, looking to be around 11ish years old or so. Purple quietly thought for a few seconds.

"That's a question I haven't heard in years, you gotta give me a few seconds… she moved her hands up to her temples and looked like someone having some serious mental blockage right about now…, "Mmk, I got it, my name is Xeala. I don't have a last name to the extent of my knowledge, so… good luck on that one." (pronounced zee-la)

"Xeala, hunh?" Deidara turned around and plopped onto the couch, pulling his own sketch book out of his cloak, " hey can I borrow a pencil?" Deidara asked, and Xeala handed a pencil to him, then hopped onto the couch next to him and started to sketch as well.

A few long long long hours later…

"Deidara, Tobi, We're back…" Kisame said and walked into the large room with a hole in it, followed by a silent Itachi. Itachi was staring down at the floor, and Kisame walked almost through the room.

"Hey Itachi, hey Kisame…" both Deidara and Xeala said at the same time. Itachi looked up and glared at Deidara.

"Deidara."

"Yeeees Itachi?"

"What is that?"

"What is what? The hole in the wall?"

"No."

Itachi walked over to the couch and picked up Xeala by her waist-length hair and lifted her off the ground with a kunai to her neck.

"This."

"Oh that, that's a Xeala, and Xeala won't die if you do that though."

"Heh?" Itachi said, almost slightly confused. Almost, slightly.

"It's okay Itachi, slit my throat and see what happens." Xeala said almost contently from the air, where it must have felt like her hair was being ripped out of her scalp slowly and painfully. Itachi dragged the kunai across the young girl's neck. A slightly-larger-than-before trickle of blood followed directly after the kunai, and Itachi looked at her neck with a horrified… er… as horrified as Itachi gets look.

"Can I go back to sketching with Deidara now?" She asked Itachi with an Are-you-QUITE-done look on her face. Itachi threw her against the wall and walked out of the room. Kisame stood there staring like that didn't just happen, did it? He blinked, then shook his head and walked out of the room as well.

"I think that went rather well." Deidara nodded and continued sketching. Xeala got up off the floor from where she was thrown against the concrete of the wall and walked a few dizzy steps, then face-planted onto the floor. Deidara anime-veined and continued sketching.

Fifteen minutes later…

Itachi walked back into the room with a fairly large shuriken.

"You come now." Itachi motioned to Xeala, who sighed and walked over. Itachi pointed to the couch. Xeala sat down on the couch. Itachi jabbed the shuriken into her from many different angles, someone seriously woke up on the wrong side of the cave this morning… hehe… cuz weasels... they… aw never mind… after about five minutes of trying to brutally maim her, Itachi pulled out his sword and slashed an X across her front. He looked slightly pleased for a millisecond, before the skin healed over. Xeala looked down at her now destroyed shirt.

"I hope you have another shirt for me cuz this ones completely destroyed thanks to you, Mr. Weasel-man." Xeala said and smirked at Itachi, waiting for him to just randomly apologize and pull a shirt out. As if. Itachi walked out of the room once more.

Alright then well time for the end of the chapter. DUNDUN dundunddunDunDUN. Alrighty review people come on you know you want to!