Okay so this started exactly 4 weeks before the Series start. Tada. Right well… seeing as once more I'm at a loss of words… TIME FOR CHAPPIE!!

"DEIDARA!? DEIDARA ARE YOU THERE?!" Xeala asked and looked around the seemingly endless forest. No sign of Deidara. "Oh come on, I don't wanna go there all by myself." Xeala sighed and lifted her backpack slightly up more, and breathed in a sigh of boredom. She stepped forward and begun walking.

Wait…where AM I? Xeala pulled a map out of her backpack. Awkwardly, the Leaderpersondudethingy had given her a mission quite quickly. ( SOMEONE wants her gone… ::rolls eyes:: ) She was to infiltrate the Leaf Village and join the academy as a normal little ninja, perfectly innocent. ( PSH YEAH RIGHT.) She held the map up, cocked her head to the side, then realized it was upside down. She flipped it around. "Mmk… so I go that way and I'll get there. That works." Xeala looked down to the key of how many miles an inch was… "WHAT?" Xeala fell on her face due to overexcitement for how long she'd be running and jumping. "NOT. FUCKING. FAIR." Xeala stamped her foot down. A brightly colored bird flew past. "ZOMG BIRDY!" Xeala chased after the bird with her sketchbook and pencils in hand.

Three and a half weeks later. Since some people get too side-tracked on chasing birds they go the completely wrong direction… ::sigh::

"Must… reach… gate… starving… want… food…" Xeala pulled herself across the ground with her hands, having not eaten in… 15 minutes… (::rolls eyes:: ) GRRROWLZ!"STFU YOU STUPID ASS STOMACH!" Xeala said and crawled over to a tree, which she leaned against and rested her eyes… ( which we all know is key for… well… )

"ZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZzzz…num…fuuuuuuud…" Xeala rolled onto her side sleeping under the tree. She rolled again. UNFORTUNATELY…

That tree, happened to be on a hill… SO! Xeala rolled down the hill, gaining so much speed that she just kept rolling once she got onto flat ground, and eventually slammed straight into a wall. A very large gate to be exact.

"FUCCCCCKKKK! DAMN THAT HURT LIKE A BITCH!" Xeala screamed and cringed in pain from having hit the wall at around 180ish mph… well, wouldn't you scream? Two men ran over from behind the wall.

"Are you okay?" One of them bent down beside her and asked. The other one blatantly just asked, "Who are you?"

"Uh… wait… wait for it… I…am… XEALA!" Xeala jumped up and held out a peace sign while saying her name.

"…and, Xeala, what village are you from?"

"Village?"

"mmhmm."

"I'm not from one…I was…sorta… seeking to find one…and like…gain entrance or something…" She rubbed the back of her head, then spun on her heel. She looked at the sign on the door, the Konoha symbol. YES I MADE IT! WHOO! THIS IS GONNA SO TOTALLY RO-…my shirt is destroyed. Xeala looked down at the once-slightly-visible blob of red cloud on her shirt. She sighed heavily.

"Well? Can a sweet innocent little girl gain entry to Konoha?" Xeala asked with puppy dog eyes and a quivering lip. One of them sighed and poofed away. Within a few momentos, (yes espanol people deal with it that happens sometimes when you're a Spanish prodigy ) the ninja-man-dude had poofed back with another ninja-man-dude alongside him. The man was tanned with a scar across his nose, and almost-black hair pulled back into a tight ponytail.

"Iruka-san, this is Xeala, a young ninja hoping to gain entry to the village, can you bring her to the Hokage-sama?" One of them asked, since I'm getting mixed up with who they are. ::rolls eyes:: or I don't care.

"Ooh so formal with our speech aren't we?" Xeala muttered under her breath.

"It's a pleasure to meet you Xeala," Iruka said, holding out his hand.

"Likewise." Xeala said, faking a friendly smile and shook Iruka's hand.

"Well Xeala, if you could follow me I'll lead you to see the Third."

"…mmk." Xeala said, and quickly blew the blue chunk of hair out of her face to avoid walking into people.

THUS BEGINS THE LONG WINDING PATH TO THE HOKAGE'S MANSION HOUSE THING.

After enough twists and turns, and pushing through those damn crowds of girls that just stand there in your way and don't move at ALL. ::hiss:: Iruka and Xeala FINALLY made it to that big house. OOOH BIG HOUSE! WOO! Right anyway. Iruka knocked on the door all proper like. PSH BLOW THAT SHIT I'D WALK RIGHT IN! BUT NO…they gotta be proper. So. Yeah. Properness.

"Come in Iruka." A lowish oldish voice said, and Iruka pushed the door open and bowed. Xeala strolled right in improperly. ( HURRA FOR UNPROPERNESS XDD)

"Iruka, who is this? I feel I've never seen her before." The third Hokage said from his little desk thing. ( woot for desk things. )

"Hokage-sama, this is Xeala. She's looking to gain residence in our village." Iruka said.

"Yeah. That's sort-a the case." Xeala said quietly.

"Xeala? What is your last name." I tell them to stop calling me Hokage-sama…

"Last name? I don't think I have one."

"I see. Well," the Hokage dude shuffled through a few papers in his desk, then eyed a few carefully, " it seems the village now has three orphans. Iruka, do you think it would be best if we placed them all in the same living quarters?"

"B-but the other orphans…ar-"

The Hokage interrupted, "Do you think it would be best to do than to keep all three isolated in their own living quarters?"

"Mm…it might be okay…"

"Very well then. Iruka, please bring Xeala to Uchiha Sasuke's house. Then, if you would be so kind, collect Uzumaki Naruto and explain to the three the situation. Thank you Iruka. Xeala, I hope I'll be seeing you again sometime." The Hokage smiled under that big hat thing of his. Xeala faked another friendly smile.

"Likewise, Hokage-san." Xeala bowed her head and followed Iruka out, who seemed to be contemplating the situation at hand.

"So…who are these Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto persons?" Xeala said, jogging up to Iruka's side.

"Two ninja's in training at the academy… of which you shall be attending I hope. There's only a few days left before graduation, so do you think you'll be able to catch up to the rest of the class? Otherwise I'll have to have you stay back an entire year."

"OH DON'T YOU WORRY! I CAN KEEP UP WITH ANYONE!" Xeala said and made another peace sign to him. Iruka smiled a little, then took a few billion more turns. WHEE FOR TURNS! WOOOHOOOHOOO.

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN. end chapter who knows. next chapter i swear to god it sounds hilarious how i planned it in my head...oky review!!