ALRIGHTY. Who's ready for the chapter?! I AM! WOO!

"Well, here we are." Iruka said and crossed his arms, standing in front of what I'm guessing is Sasuke's house. Hey I'm just a little birdy that sees everything and reads thoughts gimme a break. ::crosses wings:: Anyway, Iruka went up to the door of the house, then knocked several times. A blackish-blueish haired boy looked out a window about a floor up above them.

"Iruka-sensei?" Xeala looked up. O…M…F…G… he IS Itachi's little brother look at that resemblance their totally related! DUUUUDE. O.O WAIT…WHATDIDTHEHOKAGESAY!?!? I-I-I-I HAVE TO LIVE WITH HIM? AND NARUTO!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. KILL MEEEE::cries in mind::

Sasuke disappeared from the window.

"H-hey where'd he go!?" Xeala looked around to see Sasuke opening the door for Iruka.

"Iruka…?" Xeala asked and cocked her head to one side as Iruka walked into the house. Iruka motioned for Xeala to follow, which she did, at least up until the door.

"Uchiha Sasuke? It is an honor to meet you." Xeala bowed to Sasuke and continued on into the house.

"Sasuke, this is Xeala, a newcomer to the village. Could you watch over her for a few minutes? I have to..uh…go get something." Iruka said and poofed away.

"So…"

"…"

"Uh… well… hi?"

"…hi."

"Gee someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed." Xeala said and flung her backpack down. For some reason, thanks to a little birdy, it was open and all her stuff fell out of it. Including her sketch book which was opened to a page towards the front. Xeala jumped down and started to pick all the stuff up and shove it back into her backpack. Sasuke bent over and picked up the sketchbook, which had slid across the floor when her backpack fell. He glanced at the sketch, looked away, then a horrified look struck his face and he stared down at the sketch. Xeala then realized she had drawn way too many pictures of Akatsuki members for it to not be one of them…especially…

"Who is this?" Sasuke asked demandingly, still grasping the sketch book in his hands.

"THAT'S… UH… A PERSON! A VERY SAD PERSON NOW GIVE THAT BACK YOU BAD SASUKE!" She grabbed the sketch book from his hands and closed it quickly. Sasuke eyed her wearily.

"That was no person. I saw the writing on the bottom of the page." Sasuke turned away from her. "How do you know him?"

"Know who?"

"HOW DO YOU KNOW ITACHI YOU STUPID LITTLE TWIT!" Sasuke screamed.

"…OH HIM! WELL… I don't have an actual home village…so… I came… across weasel-man… and he…uh helped me find a place to stay?" Xeala said nervously for fear of being burned to death.

"I don't believe you at all."

" ::sigh:: Alright you figured me out. I'm sent by Itachi to kill you all."

" That was even stupider."

"Yeah I know, but there was a Wanted sign on the wall I crashed into when I rolled down the hill over by the gate… so… I like to draw things I see…"

"That makes absolutely no sense. You're almost as bad as Sakura and that Ino girl." Sasuke said and glared down at the sketch book in Xeala's hands.

"I'll get rid of it if you want…"

"Oh I'll take care of that." Sasuke said and used his little flame jutsu on the sketch book which burst into flames.

"YEOW HOT!" Xeala dropped the firey book. " Are you satisfied now?"

"No."

"Can we at least start over with this whole meeting?"

"Whatever."

"Arigato. ::bows to Sasuke:: Uchiha Sasuke it is very nice to meet you." Xeala zipped her backpack all the way up, for fear of Sasuke even smelling Itachi, who's hat, shirts, and P.J's were all in that bag.

"Hmph."

"Well aren't we the emo child?!" Xeala said and put her hands on her hips giggling. Sasuke growled slightly.

"Sasuke, Xeala, are you two alive in there?" Iruka said from outside the door.

"No way there's absolutely no way I'm going in the jerks house!"

"Calm down Naruto. Just come inside I want you to meet someone." Iruka said and pulled a boy in an ickybleh orange jumpsuitoutfitthing through the door. The tension between Sasuke and Naruto seemed to make the room boil.

"Is it just me or did it suddenly get fairly warm in here?"

"Shh. Naruto. ::hit:: This is Xeala, a newcomer to our village."

"Hi there Xeala, I'm Naruto Uzumaki, and I'm going to be the next Hokage! Believe it!" Naruto said proudly. Sasuke spat at his feet.

"Tsk tsk Sasuke testy today aren't we!" Xeala said and waved a finger at him, "Hi Naruto, it's a pleasure to meet you," Xeala bowed to Naruto.

"Okay well…now that we all know each other… good news or bad news?"

"BAD." All three said at once.

"…right…well… Hokage-sama sees it fit since now there are three orphaned children in the village, they should all live together in the same house…for some reason. And…those three children…happen…to be you." Iruka said uneasily. All three of them dropped to the floor.

"Good news now! You get to pick where you want to live!"

"AWAY FROM NARUTO! HE'LL JUST HOLD ME BACK! AND SO WILL THIS LITTLE PRICK!" Sasuke pointed to the two.

"O.O"

"I DON'T WANNA LIVE ANYWHERE NEAR SASUKE HE'S SUCH A JERK!" Naruto pointed at Sasuke.

"SHUT UP YOU TWO!" Xeala said and kicked them both in the head.

"Please you three, it's not something I have any control over whatsoever." Now just decide where you want to live."

"Somewhere with at least three bathrooms…" Xeala said quietly. Sasuke nodded his head.

"I call farthest away from him." Naruto and Sasuke pointed at each other at the same time as saying this.

"For two who hate each other so, you seem fairly alike… I DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT SORRY DON'T KILL ME!" Xeala covered her head with her hands and awaited the bashing. O.o? no bashing? She lifted her hands up.

"BRAT!" Sasuke hit her over the head with his foot, dragging her down to the floor.

.. I was wrong… damn Hentai Sasuke! She caught his foot over her head and dragged him down to the floor, then pounced onto his chest and punched him in the face.

"-.-" Iruka shook his head. "So you want a house with three bathrooms that's it?"

"YES!" Xeala screamed and begged on her hands and knees for a house with three bathrooms.

"I think that can be arranged."

One Hour Later

"THREE BATHROOMS AND ONE BEDROOM!? THAT'S SO NOT FAIR!" Naruto screamed at Iruka. Iruka merely shrugged.

"You said three bathrooms and all agreed, with no other complaints."

"THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Xeala screamed crying at Iruka's feet.

"Come on now it's not that bad it's not like you can't just change a roo-…wait no there's only a kitchen combined with those other rooms."

Xeala crashed to the floor.

"… I CALL DARKEST CORNER!" Xeala screamed and ran into the bedroom that had been assigned to the three.

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Sasuke leapt after her and jumped in front of her and raced to the bedroom, and began to run into the room as something tangled around his leg and pulled him into a face plant.

"Haha better luck next time pretty boy!" Xeala said happily and hopped over to the darkest corner of the room, near a window with blinds drawn. She looked around the room. "It's pretty plain in here…isn't it?" She said and put her hand on the wall. She opened her backpack and began rummaging through it. Sasuke lifted himself off the ground as Naruto walked into the room. What is she doing… Sasuke thought annoyed, seeing as the good part of the room was now taken. Xeala gained a happy look on her face and looked up, pulling out a little tiny sack with a string tied around the top.

"And that's supposed to be what?" Naruto asked confused, seeing as the village mostly had frog wallets.

"MONEY FOR PAINT! Now, we decide what color to paint the room." She said, and looked around the room happily, cuz it seriously needed a paint job, the plaster marks were still on the walls for god's sake!

"Black." Sasuke said stoutly.
"ORANGE!" Naruto screamed.

"Mmm…Purple or blue…" Xeala debated with herself over paint color.

"…fine then, blue. Dark blue." Sasuke said and crossed his arms.

"NO! The farthest I'll go is light blue!" Naruto screamed.

"I say purple." Xeala said and grabbed them both by the wrist, yanking them out the door.

"Let go of me you brat!" Sasuke ordered unable to free his wrist from her grip.

"Nu-uh, we gotta all pick a paint color or else we'll never get anywhere. TIME TO GO SHOPPING!"

"NO!" Sasuke and Naruto both demanded and dug their heels into the floor. Xeala smirked. She released their hands. Both of them sighed, letting their wrists fall down to their sides. Xeala held up a almost invisible string, and their arms moved forward.

"YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT HOW COULD YOU DO THAT WITHOUT US KNOWING!" Naruto said looking at the string around his wrist. Sasuke stared at the string around his wrist, then reached for a kunai in his pocket. Xeala held up five kunais.

"Looking for these?"

"…"

"TO THE SHOPPING PLAZA!"

"Fine. But we get to pick the color." Sasuke said smirking. Naruto smiled as well.

"…it's not going to be a good color is it…"

"Oh I was thinking more along the lines of hot pink, what about you Sasuke?"

"Just as I was thinking Naruto."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Xeala screamed and flailed on the floor. Sasuke and Naruto laughed evilly. …odd…they're agreeing on something… oh well torture of others is fun.

"Come now Xeala you didn't think you'd get off that easy did you?" Sasuke asked and raised an eyebrow, "You did steal my spot anyway."

" ::grumble:: stupid Sasuke hentai Naruto idiot…" Xeala walked back to the bedroom and to her corner, where she sat down cross-legged and rested her head against the wall, facing into the corner. Sasuke and Naruto walked out of the house in different directions, Sasuke going to buy the torturous hot pink room paint, and Naruto to go buy some futons for them to actually sleep on. And…that left Xeala to be herself all alone in the room.

-POOF-

"So what have you found out?"

"KYAAAAAA!" Xeala fell over out of the corner. Why…did…they…send…him…::twitch::

"Hey how'd you even find me!?"

"A little birdy told me."

::nod:: yep yep I did.

"Okay well I've been here about oh I don't know, an hour or so. How am I supposed to know anything?"

"…you left three and a half weeks ago."

"O.o…::twitch:: OH. Well… you see… the map exploded five minutes after I opened it… and… there was a bird…"

"So you followed a bird?"

"…maybe."

"::sigh:: your even more hopeless than they are. No one seems to live up to the standards of living these days. I'm going back, and no one is going to be pleased with this report. But what do you understand? You're just a kid."

"Fuck you ya emo weasel."

"You little obon! You're lucky you're alive. Deidara should have killed you on the spot."

"HE TRIED, REMEMBER?!"

"…obon."

"weasel-whore."

"gr."

With that, the weasel left. Xeala sighed and leaned back to her corner.

ALRIGHTY. Slightly long chapter and it looks like someone's getting in trouble. Tsk tsk tsk. Ah oh well review and new chapters soon!