HOLA. Alright so I think I'm gonna start heading into the plot I've been scribbling down and crossing out too much lately so on with the story.

-AKATSUKI H.Q.-

"Itachi?" Deidara asked quietly, "Where were you the other day?"

"Out."

"Out where, un?"

"OUT."

"Well, you know I heard you went to Konoha," Deidara said, climbing onto the couch and laying down, watching a clay bird fly circles around his head, "and you had no mission to do so." Deidara looked at Itachi from the corner of his eyes…or…eye…since I'm not sure if there actually is another one in that metal thing…

"I was checking on something. I haven't been there for years, don't you think I might want to see how much he has grown, Deidara?"

"Well Itachi," Deidara's little bird blew up in mid-air, and Deidara walked towards his room, " I think you're investigating something else. And I'll find out what it is." Deidara's door slammed shut.

-KONOHA!-

BUURRRRRRRRRPP!

"Wooh! Right on Xeala!" Kiba hi-fived Xeala, who was seated with her back leaning against the ramen bar, an empty bowl in her lap. Kiba himself had three bowls and counting. Shikamaru…had fallen asleep with his face in a bowl… a full bowl… Xeala had just about enough adventures for today.

"Well boys, it's been swell eating with ya, but… I've got a corner to keep from Sasuke!" And she dashed off away from the ramen shop.

"BYEEEE XEALA!" Kiba waved happily. Shikamaru woke up quickly with this.

"KIBA WHERE'D SHE GO?" Shikamaru asked anxiously

"Xeala? Oh don't worry about her, she went home."

"DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS!?"

"Umm…no?"

"O.O WE HAVE TO PAY THEN!"

"NOOOOOO!" Kiba quickly checked his pockets. Shikamaru did the same. Nada.

"Well, are you two going to pay for your food or not?!" The ramen bar ownerperson said harshly.

Both of them gave a weak laugh.

-NSX RESIDENCE-

"SASUKE YOU KEEP YOUR MITS OFF MY CORNER!" Xeala screamed and ran into the house. She stopped dead. "…what…have…you…two…done!?" Xeala said, horrified at the house's appearance.

Pink.

Every.

Single.

Wall.

Bright.
Hot.
Pink.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Xeala screamed and broke into a teary rage. "SASUKE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" She said and spun around. Her bathroom looked un-touched. "AT LAST PEACE!" Xeala ran to her bathroom. She was even more horrified, almost enough to throw up. The walls were all tiled pink, the sink was a granite color. The shower had been converted into a steaming, full, white bathtub with rose petals spread through the water. There was a note on the tub. Xeala picked it up quickly.

Dear Xeala,
We realize that you must completely despise the color pink. Well, we took advantage of that. ENJOY!!
3 Sasuke and Naruto.
P.S. – Try to get back at us and you'll never see your black clothes again.

Xeala shuddered. WHY!? WHY MUST THEY TORTURE ME SO!? Xeala gulped, then began the incredibly painstaking four-feet-long journey to the bedroom… where someone's worst fears would come to life.

"Oh Xeala!" A happy voice said from behind the door, "Isn't it time for a little girl to go to bed!?"

Xeala shuddered again. Oh they're good at this. They're very good… almost… too good…they're got some sort of help. I KNOW IT. I'LL HAVE TO SPY ON THEM! Xeala walked away from the door and outside the house. She sidled along the wall, ( the house is one story, I'll hopefully get the layout of it done sometime…if I ever find my scanner!) and came to the back of the house. She heard two laughs coming from the window of the room. (the bedroom will now be referred to as room )

"This is going almost exactly according to plan!" Naruto's voice said, and it sounded like he was sitting somewhere farther from the window.

"Now all we need to do is to be patient. Once she goes to sleep, we can take out our secret weapon." Sasuke's overly-confident voice said, from… O.O! XEALA'S CORNER?!?! Wait, I hear footsteps, they must have done something to my bed… I'LL KILL THEM! Xeala gritted her teeth and rubbed her palms together maniacally, while an eery shadow was cast over the house.

"Sasuke did you hear that?" Naruto said.

"Naruto, I think you may have gained some common sense." Sasuke's voice said, coming closer to the window of which Xeala was sitting under. She looked up. Sasuke stuck his head out the window and looked up, left, right, and almost behind the window. "Or maybe we're both losing it…" Sasuke said, footsteps signifying him walking away from the window.

"Phew." Xeala sighed. Two hands came at her from the window and threw her backwards into the room.

"Welcome home, Xeala." Sasuke said with an irritably creepy smile.

"Yes Xeala, isn't it just a wonderful night?" Naruto asked from his bed, with a nightcap…on…his head… anyway…

"…what did you do."

"We didn't actually do anything besides paint. Paint, paint, paint. And decorate…but that's decorating…not too much work." Sasuke replied while shrugging, then walked over to his own bed. Not gonna fall for it lame asses. Xeala rolled her eyes and crawled to her bed, which like theirs, was a futon directly on the floor. Cheapskates. Xeala began dissecting the bed. Sasuke and Naruto watched contently.

"You two…are…way to happy…"

"But…your bed…is bright pink!" Naruto said, a bit surprised.

"And?"

"Hn. Naruto I guess it's over, she's gotten over the pink…" Sasuke said and laid down on his side, facing the wall.

His face: an evil plotting smirking smile of hatred and revenge.

"Mm, I guess your right Sasuke," Naruto feigned a yawn, then proceeded to laying down, while turning off the light.

"I STILL DON'T TRUST YOU PEOPLE!" Xeala said and crawled into her own bed. Her eyes stayed alertly open for the next few hours, until she drifted to sleep.

-Next morning-

Xeala sat up in her bed, just missing the wall-head contact. Sasuke and Naruto were gone. …it's…four…they wouldn't be up already… unless… Xeala quickly looked around the room. Nothing unusual…besides the pink. She hopped out of bed and ran to the door, which she flung open quickly. Still nothing unusual. Xeala ran to her bathroom, nothing unusual there either. She sighed and ran some cold water in the sink. She cupped it and splashed her face a few times. After drying her face off, she looked into the mirror. She looked away from the mirror, then did a double take.

"…no…"

Alright that's it! Please review!