ROAR! Tiiiiiime for the chapter of doom!

"Cooollllllldd… colllllddd…"

"You shouldn't have jumped in that pool of water…especially this early in the morning…" Sasuke sighed and continued walking with the maniac next to him who had decided to jump in a pool of water on the side of the walking path road…thing.

"But it's colllllllddd…" Xeala looked at him seeking pity.

"I don't pity you."

"O.O! HOW"D YOU KNOW I WANT PITY?"

"Because you're looking at me with the biggest puppy-dog eyes I've ever seen." Sasuke rolled his eyes and continued walking.

"Damn. Oh you're good. You're very good." Xeala said and caught up to him once more. "So…what's this crowd we shall be learnin' with like?"

"A BUNCH OF COMPLETE IDIOTS WHO ARE ALL HOLDING ME BACK!" Sasuke screamed and kicked a wall.

".. right then…" Xeala took a step to the side.

"That was out loud?"

"Yep."

"Woops."

"Eheh… right…OHMIGOD! IDEA! We should find out who's fastest and race to the school academy thing!"

"You're kidding."

Xeala shook her head.

"Nope! Come on it'll be so intense, it'll be me against you and you against me and we'll be like GRRR YOUR GOING DOWN BIATCH! And then we'll race and see who wins and who wins will be all like WOOOH I WIN and the loser'll be like NOOOO!! Oh come on it'll be awesome!" Xeala said all in one breath, since it's too long for me to mold into one word…

"O.o… breathe much?"

" ::breathes in:: So!? You wanna race it's only right there!" Xeala said and pointed to the academy less than 100 meters away. WE WALKED THAT FAST? Sasuke thought… quite surprised he had walked so fast as to have been there already.

"How bout no?" Sasuke said solemnly

"Aww… Sasuke you're no fun!" Xeala said and began to mess his hair up.

"NOT THE HAIR!" Sasuke screamed and flung his hands up, accidentally punching Xeala directly in the face.

"…"

"Xeala? …are…are you alright?"

Xeala's head drooped down. Her left hand curled into a fist.

FSHWOOOOMM!!!

Xeala sent a fist straight into Sasuke's stomach.

"…"

"HEY SASUKE ARE YOU ALRIGHT?" Xeala asked sarcastically with her hands on her hips.

"Gr."

"OOH SASUKE'S A LION!"

"…" Sasuke rolled his eyes once more and began walking into the building. She is off the WALLS… someone kill me, WAIT! I MUST…KILL…HIM… FIRST!

"Aw, come on Sasuke, it's just a joke!" Xeala yelled after him, then jumped quickly to catch up with him. "Sasuke stop walkin' so fast!" Xeala yelled and reached out a trembling hand like an old lady… someone seriously has issues… or ADHD… either one… "OMIGOD SASUKE LOOK! A CLAAAAAASSROOM! WITH DESKS AND THEIR ALL ALIGNED AND PRETTY AND NOT DESTROYED OR ANYTHING!!!"

"Yes, amazing, totally, utterly, and completely, amazing." Sasuke said and began walking to a desk by the window.

"O.O"

"What now?" Sasuke asked, sitting down and resting his chin on his hand as he sat down, staring out the window… more issues…

"Where do I sit?"

AHA! IDEA! NOW SAKURA AND INO WON'T COME NEAR ME! And this one isn't as annoying as everyone else in the world… Sasuke thought happily. ( OMG HAPPY!? NOOO::dies:: ) Sasuke pulled the chair next to him out eagerly.

"Do me a favor and sit here. I don't need those lazy bitches sitting next to me…" Sasuke pointed to the chair next to him. Xeala cocked her head to the side.

"Who?"

" ::shudder:: Sakura…and Ino…"

"OH. Gladly, I'll partake in anything used against them, err… almost anything… ::twitch::"

"What do you mean almo-O.o" Sasuke twitched after realizing what Xeala had meant to say.

"Okay…let's pretend I never. Ever. Ever said that. Kay?"

"Agreed."

"GREAT." Xeala said and sat down. Immediately, her forehead slammed into the table, along with the rest of her face, cuz your forehead doesn't go without the rest… unless something bad is happening. Sasuke looked down out of the corner of his eye. Oh my god she's sleeping… what is wrong with this girl!?

"ZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz…"

"Xeala… you'll get in trouble if you drool on the desk…" Sasuke said and chuckled a little bit.

"ZZZZnh…one more minute…ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz…" Xeala mumbled while sleeping.

"Great." Hmm… I wonder why she actually had that picture… it seemed so strange… someone would have to be right up in… his face…
"…great… there's another two and a half hours before the class even starts arriving…" Sasuke stared at the clock. ( I think ninja school starts at 8ish… so…it's 4:50)
Tick…Tick…Tick…
…Tick…
…Tick…
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Tick…

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"DAMNIT CLOCK GO FASTER!" Sasuke yelled at the clock. He sighed and sat back down. Maybe I can carve the desk out… no I'd get in trouble and might not pass, then I'll never be able to beat Itachi! Sasuke decided Xeala had a good idea, and rested his head on the windowsill. His eyelids started to droop, and he drifted to slip slowly…

Two hours and fifteen minutes later...
"Sasuke…wake up… COME ON SASUKE WAKE YOUR ASS UP!" Xeala said shaking Sasuke rapidly.

"Nh…"

"I'll move my seat."

"I'M UP."

"Good. Now play tic-tac-toe against me."

"THAT'S WHAT YOU WOKE ME UP FOR?"

"Yes. Now move. I'm X you're O."

"Great." Sasuke took the pen out of her hand and put an O in the top right corner, her X was in the middle. Xeala moved to the lower left. Sasuke moved to the mid-left. Xeala moved to the upper left…

" ::anime vein:: …I'm going back to sleep."

"HAH I WIN BY DEFAULT!" Xeala screamed and jumped up on her chair dancing…

"…forget about me sleeping, someone else needs some sleep BADLY…" Sasuke pulled her ankle out from under her, and she fell backwards on the chair, her back bending over the side and head almost touching the floor.

"Sasuke you almost killed me."

"Almost? Damn… I thought I finally killed you." Sasuke smirked and continued staring out the window. Xeala punched him in the arm and laid her head back on the table.
Like… twenty or so minutes later…

SLAM!

"XEALA!" Kiba yelled in her ear, and she jolted upright.

"LOS MARACAS SON EN EL QUESO!" She screamed and quickly covered her mouth. (in Spanish, that means the maracas are in the cheese… whatever she's talking about…)

" . riiiiight…" Kiba said and grabbed Xeala out of her chair by her head, locking her in a headlock and noogying the hell out of her hair.

"HEY HEY! SASUKE JUST CUT THIS LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!"

"How'd you know I did it?"

"Cuz you cut some strands of your own hair off." Xeala said, freeing herself from Kiba's headlock.

"…what?" Kiba tilted his head to the side. "wait… you mean… you both… you… two… in the same…" Kiba turned around and fell down the steps of the classroom and fell down laughing to the blackboard.

"Grrrr…" Xeala said and climbed onto the table about to pounce after him. Sasuke grabbed her ankle once more.

"Don't waste energy on him…"

"BUT…BUT…"

"Fine, break the classroom, see if you pass."

"…fine." Xeala said and sat back down. Moments later, Shikamaru came through the door.

"XEALA YOU LITTLE!" Shikamaru ran over to the desk, and Xeala had ducked under Sasuke's chair…seat…thing… before he could get there. "Sasuke please remove yourself from the chair, this could be quite troublesome if you don't." Shikamaru asked almost politely.

"No." Sasuke said and glared at Shika from the corner of his eye. Shika took a step back.

"…well…well… well fine!" Shikamaru walked over to his own seat, and Kiba stuck his tongue out at Xeala and walked over to a seat as well. The rest of the class filed into the room eventually… Sakura and Ino had raced into class, Xeala learned this was the usual…

"Move it Blue-head! I'm sitting next to Sasuke today." Sakura said. Ino ran over and shoved Sakura.

"No, I am! Move your ass!"

"What. Did. You. Call. Me?" Xeala said and stood up to Sakura, inches away from her face. Sakura moved back a few inches, and Xeala sat back down.

"You little… little… brat! Get out of my seat!"

"YOUR SEAT?"

"Oh Sasuke, who would you prefer sit next to you today?"

Sasuke continued looking out the window and pointed to Xeala. Sakura and Ino dropped their jaws and stomped away, after stuttering many rude and forbidden words. Iruka finally arrived at around 8:30.

"WHERE'S NARUTO!?" He screamed out to the class. Everyone looked at him except Xeala, who was busy looking out the window.

"Why don't you look on the Hokages?" She said and pointed out the window. The entire class turned around and rushed to the window. Iruka grumbled under his breath, and ran/stomped out of the room. Xeala put her head down again, and Sasuke put her backpack on her head.

"The snoring has stopped." Sasuke said with a tone of slight happiness. He turned around and looked back out the window.

Alright that's it for that chapter, sorry I'm not writing too much I've been having CAPT everyday…er… practice CAPT…but it still counts so bleh. Review and I'll update soon!