I MAY REACH MY GOAL! THIS COULD BE UP SOON!! YEY! (self-motivation)

Time for chappy! WOO!
"…the suspense is killing me… literally…hn" Deidara said, his head resting on his hand, sitting in a chair, waiting to hear what Itachi's news was, which was taking too much time out of his life.

"Well, Itachi?" Another member asked.

"She didn't even get there until a few hours before I got there. She followed a bird…"

"WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO LET HER JOIN?" Someone yelled out.

Itachi pointed to Deidara, then walked back to his room.

"Deidara…" Kisame growled.

"Hey hey I didn't know she's a klutzy airhead. But, if she is, she'll fit right in with them! All those stupid bakas can do is nothing, so if she's a complete airhead, no one will ever suspect a thing!" Deidara said, defending himself.

"Sasuke will." Itachi snarled back at him, then slammed his door shut.

"…he has a point… Sasuke is a very intelligent young ninja." Hm… let's go with… Sasori… said.

"Hn… he's prolly stupid," Deidara said and rolled his eyes.

Itachi walked back out of his room with his sword.

"What did you say."

"I said Sasuke is prolly stupid."

"::smacks Deidara:: You think I would leave him alive if he's stupid?!" Itachi snarled, "I would have killed him off with the rest of them!"

"How do you even know you killed them all?" Deidara asked, raising his left eyebrow.

"I know."

"OOOH SO YOUR MISTER EMO -AND- PSYCHIC TOO?"

"Bastard." Itachi said, and scratched Deidara.

"Ow."

"You don't know what you're saying, Deidara. They're all dead. Every last one of them."

"You left Sasuke alive."

"I had too."

"WHY?" Tobi asked blindly.

"TOBI DON'T GET INTO THIS!" Itachi growled, then stomped away to his room, slamming the door 4 times in a row to be bratty and emo.

"Tobi do something bad?"

"Yes…Tobi very bad." Sasori grumbled…then walked…er…crawled… back to his own room… AHH I DON"T KNOW WHAT HE DOES. So go flame me go ahead. I'm not sure yet.

"Oh Sasori don't hurt his feelings!" Deidara cried in defense of Tobi.

"Oh just go screw him already Deidara…" Sasori snarled before whatevering into his room.

"Sasori…" Deidara growled and slammed the door of his own room.

"TOBI BEEN BAD!" Tobi began sobbing into his hands.

The rest of the members shrugged and walked to their own rooms.

Back to Konoha.

I can't believe Naruto made me drag this back… wait… why am I even doing this? I don't take orders from Naruto!! NEVER!

…but there's a lot of creeps in this town… it'd be safer if I dragged her home and left her there, then went to go practice for tomorrow. That's a good plan. I like it. I'm so good. Of course I am! Sasuke thought all this proudly, while making hand motions with his free hand, since the other hand was dragging Xeala by her backpack. Most of the people who Sasuke passed, double-take… d… then started thinking things like That Uchiha kid has finally lost it… or Wow. That's sad Sasuke. Really sad. You want to revive the clan THAT much? He even has to make the hand motions to himself to express his opinions! HE'S GONE INSANE! Then the people walked away as quickly as they could.

Hehe.

"unh…OMIGOD WHERE AM I AND WHY AM I MOVING!?" Xeala screamed as soon as she woke up.

"Go back to sleep, your snoring FINALLY just ended…" Sasuke muttered under his breath, then lifted Xeala's backpack harshly.

'HEY THAT'S NOT NICE!" Xeala screamed and reached behind her, grabbing Sasuke's ankles out from under him. Sasuke threw/pushed Xeala's backpack in front of himself to break his fall.

Of course…

Attached to Xeala's backpack, is Xeala.

So…

Sasuke's on top of Xeala with his arms on either side of her shoulders to break his fall.

Oh dear lord I love messing with them. HEHEHE.

"SASUKE YOU FAT PERV GET OFF!" Xeala screamed and bent her knees up, then kicked Sasuke off… him flying back, A NEW RECORD!, INTO A CEMENT WALL!!

"YOU STARTED IT!" Sasuke yelled back.

"OH I STARTED IT? I REMEMBER YOU BEING THE ONE WHO DID THAT THING WITH THE BACKPACK!" Xeala yelled and slammed her fist into the dirt.

"WHY WOULDN'T I? YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!"

"YEAH WELL I MIGHT HAVE BEEN GONNA TELL YOU WHAT TOMORROW'S TEST IS ON!" Xeala yelled and covered her mouth quickly, then ran in the direction of the house.

"…what?" Sasuke murmured, then took off after Xeala.

"SASUKE WERE YOU AND XEALA JUST... JUST…OMIGOD!" Kiba yelled and ran off, probably to go tell everyone what he thinks he just saw.

"XEALA WAIT UP!" Sasuke yelled as Xeala turned a corner.

"WHY SHOULD I?!" Xeala screamed over her shoulder, then ran straight into a building, falling flat on her back.

"…Xeala… you idiot," Sasuke said and ran over to her, "Xeala? Xeala?" Sasuke nudged her with his shoe, "Xeala are you dead?"

"No but I've sustained a head injury… a massive head injury…"

"So…you've got a hangover?"

"FROM The WALL?"

"Yes. Now what were you saying about the test tomorrow?"

I will do super-great if I know! Know one shall be able to beat me! NO ONE! NOOO ONE! RAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I WILL KICK ITACHI'S ASS WITH MY PWNING SKILLZ OF SASUKENESS! I WILL KILL HIM! KILL HIM!!!!!!

Sasuke twitched and smiled a twitchy smile.

"…Sasuke you scare me…" Xeala said, rubbing her head and sitting up. She got up, while Sasuke was having his mind rant, and walked into the house.

"hehehehehe… Xeala?" Sasuke looked around confused, "wait Xeala no come baaaack!" Sasuke ran into the house as Shikamaru passed by.

"Hey Sasu-"—Sasuke slammed the door shut—"…fine be rude." Shika put his hands in his pockets and continued walking.

"I'M NOT TELLING YOU!"

"WHY? SCARED YOU'LL FAIL!"

"NO I WON'T! I KNOW MORE JUTSUS THAN ANYONE IN OUR CLASS!"

"Oh. Yes. Of course." Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"I DO TOO!"

"Then let's see the one you plan on using tomorrow!" Sasuke replied cleverly.

"Fine then, clo-HEY THAT'S NOT NICE!"

"Mmhmm." Sasuke walked to the bedroom and ran in, slamming the door shut.

"HEY I SLEEP IN THERE TOO!" Xeala rammed against the door.

"Not unless you teellll meee." Sasuke whispered tauntingly through the door.

"Grrr… fine… the test is on the clone jutsu. NOW LET ME IN!"

"Sure thing." Sasuke moved away from the door, and Xeala charged it down, sending them both flying.

"…why does this always happen?" Xeala asked from underneath Sasuke's ass.

"I'm perfectly fine," Sasuke said, sitting unscathed on Xeala's back.

"Well whoop-de-fucking-do. Get off."

"Make me." Sasuke smirked, starting another challenge up.

"Oh I'll make you." Xeala said, fidgeting under him.

"What are you doing?"

"Getting undressed," Xeala replied calmly.

"WHAT?" Sasuke jumped off of Xeala's back, who had only been squirming around so he'd ask her.

"Ha, I win."

"That's not fair! You clearly used seduction to get me off. That's cheating!" Sasuke yelled harshly.

"Yeah, but it works," Xeala winked and walked out of the room, "By the way, mister honest mc-honest pants, we're cheating on tomorrow's test. Just thought I'd rub that into your brain a little more."

"…grrr…" Sasuke clenched his fist and went over to his bed, sitting down and leaning against the wall.

-An hour later-

"::yawn:: Oh I'm so glad I took that bath!" A soaking wet towel-clothed Xeala said walking into the room.

"YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE LIKE THAT!" Sasuke held his hands up to his eyes, and as all guys do, opened a crack between his middle and ring fingers.

"I can tell your looking at me," Xeala pronounced, "That's why I thought ahead of time." Xeala removed the towel, and thankfully, was clothed in a black cami and grey shorts.

"What's with you an black?"

"What's with you and hating Itachi?"

"…you wouldn't understand. You weren't there. You don't even know what happened."

"Try me," Xeala said and sat down on the floor cross-legged, awaiting a story soon to come.

THERE I DID IT! TWO IN ONE DAY! WHEE! Hopefully, with the amount of sugar and caffeine I'm on, I'll get another on by midnight. WOO! Review!!