Okay so here's the new chapter everyone!
Xeala laughed as Sasuke and Naruto sat on the floor moaning about their full stomachs. Throwing her head back to laugh, something black and clear dropped from her face. She looked around, then screamed, covering her eye and searching the floor for something. Naruto and Sasuke jumped up.
"Xeala! What is it what's wrong?!" Naruto exclaimed loudly, looking around on the floor for nothing in particular.
"Xeala? You okay?" Sasuke asked confused
"No. I'm not okay alright?! Just help me... err... no don't help... just go on I'll be there..." That was close, they could figure it all out if they see my eye... oh no oh no what do I do... grrr... Xeala continued searching the ground, apparently distraught and slightly fearful of Sasuke and Naruto finding something. Sasuke caught something in the corner of his eye, then bent down to pick it up.
"Hey Xeala I think this is what yo..." Sasuke held a black-grey contact (for eyes) in his hand, then looked at Xeala, "Xeala? Why...do you wear colored contacts?"
"...uh...uh...uh...uh...cuz...cuz...cuz... um..." SHIT HE KNOWS I'M FUCKED! THEN ITACHI'LL FIND OUT AND I'LL BE DEAD FOR SURE! NOOOOOOOOOO! OH GOD THIS ISN'T GOOD SOMEONE HELP HELP HELP! Xeala thought quickly as to try and think of an excuse to the red behind her hand, but Xeala closed her eye and uncovered it, "Thank you Sasuke."Xeala bowed and quickly swiped the contact from his hand, then ran across the room to her bathroom.
"...do you understand a single thing that happens in this house?" Sasuke asked Naruto confusedly.
"If I understood what that loser says, I hope you would to," Naruto said and walked out of the house. Sasuke frowned. She's hiding something. She's BEEN hiding something since the moment she walked into this town... stupid girl... they're all so stupid! Sasuke walked over to Xeala's bathroom door, then slammed his fists against it.
"Xeala. Why are your contacts colored blackish?"
"CUZ THEY'RE PRETTY!" Xeala said from inside, then flung the door open, "How do they look?" Xeala said, pointing to her eyes and batting her lashes.
"Fine." Sasuke turned around and began walking out of the house. I should have known... all girls and beauty... just... some don't realize they don't need to worry about anything...
WHAT? HELLO SASUKE! EARTH TO SASUKE! CAN YOU READ ME!? YOUR GOALS ARE TO REVIVE YOUR CLAN AND KILL ITACHI. DO YOU READ ME?
Understood conscience.
Good, you've got no time to worry about girls.
THEN HOW DO I REVIVE THE CLAN?
...that is a good question. A very good question. One you should ask someone with more than the same brain of you.
I KNEW IT. You lie! Liiiiiiar.
I am not lying. I'm just stating the facts.
Bubye.
DON'T YOU ZONE OUT ON ME!
"HEY SASUKE!" Xeala yelled, running after him and putting her hands on his shoulders, then jumping over his head, like a kindergartner playing leapfrog, "You ready for that clo"-Sasuke covered her mouth quickly, as Iruka was walking by some fifty-odd feet away.
"Shut up or we'll never get to be Genin," Sasuke stated coldly.
"Ooooh," Xeala shivered fakely, "So scary! I'm prolly Ju-whatever level it is myself. Heck I could prolly be one of the Legendary Sannin."
"Oh really?" Sasuke asked and raised an eyebrow as Xeala began her rant. Sasuke cracked his knuckles silently behind his back, as Xeala kept walking and talking, making gestures with her hands. Xeala spun in a circle, then wobbled a little. Sasuke took his opening, launching a tickle attack on Xeala's slightly-exposed-through-a-fishnet waist.
"EEEEEEEEEE!" Xeala screamed and began laughing insanely, "SASUKE STOP TICKLING ME!" Xeala fell down and began rolling around as Sasuke continued to tickle her. He jumped up abruptly and began running in the direction of the Ninja Academy. "Hehe... hey...wait..."
"FIRST ONE TO THE ACADEMY WINS!" Sasuke yelled back over his shoulder.
"DAMNIT YOU CHEATER! YOU TRICKED ME!!"
"NO I DIDN'T I TOOK MY OPENING LIKE ALL GOOD NINJAS DO!" Sasuke spat back at her for calling him a cheater.
"CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER!" Xeala yelled and jumped on the wall to the side of her, then propelled herself off of it to the next wall, continuing to semi-fly like this until she caught up to Sasuke, running almost parallel to him.
"Hiya Sasuke!" Xeala said, smiling, and waved.
"You... little..." Sasuke bit his lip.
"I bet I can beat ya!" Xeala joked...or did she?
"I'LL BEAT YOU!" Sasuke ran ahead of her. Xeala looked at him, shocked that he would accept an offer from the devil...hehehe... Xeala leapt forward with a burst of energy, literally jumping, and jumped ahead of Sasuke.
"I'm gonna beat you!" Xeala said, and made an L with her right hand, shaking it at him.
"I'm no loser." Sasuke said, and Xeala raised an eyebrow. Then slammed into a building.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!" Xeala cried, then launched at Sasuke.
"Who's the loser now?" Sasuke sidestepped and kept running.
"H-HEY! NOT FAIR!" Xeala rubbed her head, then quickly jumped up, became dizzy, then started jogging, slowly working into a sprint. "SASUKE!" Xeala yelled, biting her lip, then put a little more energy into chasing him down.
"I'M GONNA WIN AND YOU KNOW IT! GIVE UP!" Sasuke yelled at her, then turned a corner, with Xeala in hot pursuit. Sasuke panted heavily and ran towards the Academy.
Pop quiz : If you go to a school for a few years... would you hopefully remember where the door is?
I would hope so.
Too bad Sasuke can't think clearly when racing.
Sasuke slammed into the glass next to the door to the Academy, falling straight on his back. Xeala laughed, then sprinted closer to the door. Sasuke inched up to it. Xeala was almost there.
Just as Xeala put her foot in the Academy, Sasuke dragged his head through the doorway.
"Hah... ::pant::pant::pant:: tie." Sasuke said and lifted himself up.
"Yeah... whatever... I GET THE EMO SEAT!" Xeala announced, shooting her hand in the air to make it more of an enthusiastic thing, then ran/turned around, straight into a wall, face-planting herself into it, and her face then slid down the side of the concrete. Sasuke did his little hmph thing and walked to his seat by the window. Xeala dragged herself to her seat next to Sasuke and curled up on the wood.
"Are you dead?"
"Slightly..." Xeala had a black eye from that wonderful little face-wall incident. Oh. Just so you all know, Xeala is only able to automatically recover from anything that pierces her skin. Like needles and kunai and swords, for example. But if she were to... as we just saw, face-plant into a wall, she'd still be affected by it, making her... norm-...WAIT THAT'S WRONG... have an ounce of normalness.
"Well that's always good," Sasuke said, messing up Xeala's hair.
"Sasuke stop messing my hair up!" Xeala yelled and bit his hand.
"LET GO!" Sasuke screamed, trying to free his hand.
"No!" Xeala said somehow...
"Grrrrrrr!" Sasuke pulled his arm upward and Xeala's body went upward, so Sasuke took the opportunity to shake her off, straight towards the ceiling. Xeala's back hit against the ceiling and she slammed down on the standing desk two rows behind Sasuke, with her fists clenched.
"THAT HURT!" Xeala barked.
"SO DOES BEING BITTEN!" Sasuke jumped up about to use his Phoenix Flower Jutsu.
"LIKE YOU WOULD EVEN DARE!" Xeala yelled, then swung backwards behind the desk.
"THAT'S NOT GONNA STOP ME!" Sasuke yelled and jumped towards the desk. Just as he leaned over, Xeala swung her feet into his face, and he flew backwards into the chalkboard.
"BASTARD!" Xeala yelled at him as he stood back up, "PHOENIX FLOW-"
"WAIT NOT THE CHALKBOARD!" Sasuke yelled and threw his hands up.
"..you're right I can't pay for that..." Xeala said rubbing the back of her head, "quick go outside!"
"ARE YOU INSANE!? YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY SO I'M GONNA GO OUTSIDE AND LET YOU BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME?"
"...yes."
"WHY WOULD I DO THAT!?!?"
"Because..." Xeala sat on the edge of the table, then brought her hand up and pointed to herself with a pouty face, "you love me?"
"...You're really crazy." Sasuke said, then stood up straight.
"Damn that works on everyone else..." Xeala growled and swung back to her seat, "I'm gonna go train for a while... you wanna come?"
"But... the test is today... if we're late we'll be in a lot of trouble, we might not graduate!"
"...then... let's train outside!" Xeala pointed out the window to the small grassy area outside the academy.
"Fine." Sasuke said and walked slowly over.
"Mmhmm. Yep. You love me," Xeala said and winked, then opened the window and hopped out. Sasuke, being Sasuke, took the door. Xeala jammed her head in the doorway as he walked out, and he almost crashed into her, "You coming or not!??"
"Yeah yeah." Sasuke rolled his eyes. Xeala giggled and walked over to the middle of the grass, then lay down on the ground.
"Why the hell did you lay down? I thought we're training, not watching you take a nap!" Sasuke yelled at her.
"We are training, now come here! Stand behind my head with your feet in line with my shoulders, you'll see, this is really good for getting muscle in arms or legs, depending on which person you are." Xeala said, then made a fist and cracked her knuckles.
"...O...kay..." Sasuke said, and walked over to where she was, "and you're sure this is good training?"
"Have I ever not been sure?"
"I've known you for about three days."
"Well then it's settled," Xeala said smiling, "Okay, now you have to try and push my legs down to the ground, and I have to try to keep them up. Okay?" (This is actually very good as a workout to buildup muscle, I've done it and it's addicting... hehe... but that's only cuz I'm a blackbelt... hheheheheheh) Xeala lifted her legs up straight.
"Wait... what do I do?"
"TRY TO THROW MY LEGS DOWN YOU SLOW IDIOT!" Xeala said and scratched his ankle.
"Ow... fine!" Sasuke grabbed Xeala's ankle and pushed it as hard as he could.
"...And you're taking your test to become a Genin today??!?" Xeala laughed, easily fighting Sasuke's attempts.
"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS!?" Sasuke asked/yelled.
"Uh." Xeala did a replace
" . I'm so confused." Sasuke asked, now laying on the ground.
"Just try to keep your legs up," Xeala said, then grabbed one of his ankles and pushed it almost down to the ground, "and that children, is why Xeala wakes up so early." ment jutsu effortlessly.
"...you know what I'm not talking to you until after the test." Sasuke said and got up to walk back inside.
"WEAKLING! YOU'RE GETTING UP WITH ME FROM NOW ON MISTER I'M THE BEST EVER! AND WE'RE GONNA TRAIN TIL YOUR HAIR FALLS OUT!" Xeala yelled, then chased after him.
"..."
"Oh you're not gonna be able to keep that up," Xeala said, then sat down. And they sat there. For quite a few hours.
"GET HER AKAMARU!" Kiba screamed from outside the open window, and a small pale dog jumped onto Xeala's half-asleep head.
"AHHH MUTANT RAT GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" Xeala screamed, and Akamaru whined sadly, then walked depressedly back to Kiba.
"Oh Xeala you hurt his feelings!" Kiba said and held Akamaru closely, "It's okay, mean old Xeala the witch isn't gonna bother you anymore."
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?" Xeala yelled, slamming her hands flat onto the desk and screaming at him. Kiba yelped and ran outside the academy to wait for backup. Xeala sighed and sat back down. A few moments later, Hinata and Neji walked in.
"Hi Hinata!" Xeala called and hopped over to her. Neji growled silently.
"Hi... Xeala?" Hinata said softly.
"Yep! Now..." Xeala guided Hinata to a corner, "I understand," Xeala looked over her shoulder to check if the coast was clear, "that you have a secret crush on someone in this classroom, and unlike the sluts of the class, it's not Sasuke."
"O.O" Hinata blushed harshly.
"DUDE I LOVE YOU!" Xeala said and hugged Hinata tightly, "I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE DOESN'T ACTUALLY LOVE THAT EMO BAG OF SHIT!" Xeala said happily. Hinata smiled weakly, most likely losing oxygen. Neji raced over.
"XEALA LET GO OF HER!" Neji said and hit her in the head.
"OW!" Xeala retreated back to her desk to avoid further abuse.
The rest of the class finally came. Since I'm to lazy to type how Xeala glared all the girls down and away from Sasuke, and how completely overjoyed Sasuke was at this, and how Sakura and Ino fought again, and again... LET'S GET TO THE PART WHERE IRUKA WALKS IN!
So.
Iruka walked into the classroom with a paper in his hand.
"We will now start the final exam. When your name is called, proceed to the testing room. The final test will be on... the clone jutsu."
Naruto grabbed his face and bit his lip, THAT'S MY WORST TECHNIQUE! EVEN XEALA'S TRAINING LAST NIGHT DIDN'T HELP! GAHHH!!
"We will begin testing in Alphabetical order... uh... Xeala what's your last name?" Iruka asked, shrugging.
"UHHH... UM... I... DON'T... HAVE ONE?!?" Xeala said nervously. OH MY GOD I'M GONNA BREAK IF PEOPLE KEEP GETTING AT ME LIKE THIS! SOMEONE'S GONNA FIND OUT!
"Seriously? So are you like, someone's disowned bastard child?!" Ino yelled at her.
"INO YOU FAT PIG!" Xeala barked and was about to launch at her.
"Oh...well then you're last."
"GREAT." Xeala barked at him.
"HEY! BE RESPECTFUL TO YOUR ELDERS YOUNG LADY!"
"..." Xeala growled and sat down, "Sasuke wake me up when you go." Xeala said and dropped her head onto the table. Seemingly moments later, Xeala was hit on the head with her backpack, and she looked up as Sasuke walked past.
"..."
"Yes I know you hate me, but you secretly love me somewhere deeeep deeep deep deep down." Xeala said and gave him the thumbs up sign, "Now go pass so I can kick your ass afterwards, okay?"
"..." Sasuke rolled his eyes and walked into the testing room. Xeala looked around, Ino and Naruto being the only people left.
"Wow this is weird..." Xeala said, as Naruto's name was called, "Good luck..." She said under he voice, and turn around so she wouldn't have to look at Ino. Xeala perked up her ears, then scooted to the front row of the room, just in time to hear Iruka's exclamation to Naruto.
"YOU FAIL!"
Xeala cringed and shook her head, "Damn, Naruto..." Ino was called, and Xeala exchanged a harsh glare with her "Baka," Xeala murmured under her breath.
Minutes later, they called Xeala in. Xeala smirked, knowing everything that was about to happen. She'd walk in, they'd have her do the 'jutsu' then she'd pass, even though she'd do the... how to put it... 'wrong'... jutsu. OOPS I may have given the chapter away... Xeala walked in and stood in the middle of the room.
"Okay, let's get this test over with, oh, and when I pass, do you have those headbands in black?" Xeala asked smirking, then put her right hand in front of her left, her first and second finger sticking straight up, and her left hand the same, except sideways. Xeala, " ...CLONE JUTSU!" Xeala said, and the room filled with about 20 odd Xealas.
"..." Iruka and Mizuki were taken aback, and Iruka looked around at the clones, then got up to further examine them.
"Hello Iruka-sensei!" One of the clones said to Iruka. Iruka nodded, then put his hand on the clones shoulder, believing it to be the real Xeala.
"Good job Xeala." Iruka smiled.
"Umm... I'm over here!" Xeala said from near the door. Mizuki gasped and got up, then went over to another one of the clones and poked it.
"Xeala, I'm going to ask you one question." Iruka said, biting his lip. Xeala called off the jutsu, frowning slightly, "Where the hell did you learn that jutsu!?" Iruka almost yelled at her.
"I dunno." Xeala shrugged.
"The test was on the clone jutsu."
"Yep. So I did the clone jutsu."
"No. You didn't."
"Okay well I did the shadow clone jutsu, but it's still A clone jutsu!" Xeala argued. Iruka shook his head, and Mizuki smirked quickly, then frowned to cover up the smirk.
"WHY ARE YOU SMIRKING OVER THERE!" Xeala pointed to Mizuki, who took a step backwards.
"I-I'm not smirking! I'm frowning!" Mizuki said to back himself up, "f-ro-w-n-i-n-g."
"I THINK YOUR PLOTTING AGAINST THE VILLAGE!"
"XEALA! I WILL NOT HAVE SUCH INSOLENCE IN MY CLASSROOM! TAKE YOUR BLACK FOREHEAD PROTECTOR AND LEAVE! YOU PASS!" Iruka yelled and thrust the headband into her hand. ( I give up on typing forehead protector...) Xeala took the headband and walked towards the door, the spun around and put two fingers to her eyes, then shifted them to point at Mizuki's eyes.
"I'm watching you." Xeala hissed, then ripped the ties off of her heaband, reaching into one of the pouches on her belt, pulled out four safety pins, then putting a safety pin on each corner of the remaining two centimeters of cloth on the headband, pinned it to the middle of her black-brown belt. " 'Tis a day for celebration, for Xeala has passed her Genin exam!" Xeala announced as she walked out of the academy. Group of parents were congratulating their children, and Naruto was sitting on a swing alone, looking depressed. Xeala looked around, and walking back in the direction of home was Sasuke. Xeala perked up her ears.
"There, you see him?" A snooty voice said.
"It's that boy! I heard he's the only one who failed!" A softer voice said.
"Hn! Well it serves him right!"
"Just imagine what would happen if he became a ninja! I mean he's the boy who-"
"SH! We're not allowed to talk about that!"
Xeala walked over with a drunken smile on her face, her fist twitching insanely, and her entire body about to explode with rage.
"I'm... sorry. Did you just complain about my friend?!" Xeala asked the two women. One of them stepped back a step. Xeala opened her eyes, then reached up and took one of her contacts out. "DO YOU WANT TO REPEAT WHAT YOU SAID? OR SHOULD I REPEAT IT FOR YOU!?" YOU IDIOT DON'T DO IT YOU'LL BE MURDERED ON THE SPOT! STOP! Xeala put her contact back in, then punched both women square in the face, they fell to the ground crying. Xeala turned her attention to Naruto, then decided if she interfered, things would get worse.
But if she didn't...
Mizuki... would...
Xeala shook off the feeling... or more of a 'thought'... then waved to Naruto, who looked up gloomily, then ran off. Xeala bowed her head. I am gonna feel so bad in the morning. But... wait a minute... I'M NOT LETTING HIM BE THE FIRST ONE TO MAKE A KILL! Xeala clenched her fist, then ran up a few yards behind Sasuke, who didn't seem to notice her, was walking with his hands in his pockets. Xeala measured the distance between her and him, and the distance between his arms and his sides, with her mind. Xeala quietly sprinted the remaining distance and jumped onto his back, her legs sliding into the gaps between his arms and body.
"Damnit Xeala!" Sasuke said and dropped her immediately, "As if I don't have enou-where's your headband?"
"HERE!" Xeala said, jumping out of the dirt and pointing to the belt-mounted headband.
"...So it's your belt now?"
"Yep." Xeala said and put her hands on her hips, walking next to him.
"What are you doing?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow.
"Mocking you."
"STOP!"
"Fine." Xeala crossed her arms and flipped her hair in front of her face. Sasuke was taken back.
"YOU CAN DO THE EMO HAIR FLIP!?"
"OH HELLZ YEAH!" Xeala yelled excitedly.
"PLEASE TEACH ME!" Sasuke pleaded with her.
"...mmm...maybe. IF YOU CAN FIND ME!" Xeala said and disappeared instantly. Sasuke blinked, then looked around in every direction, then ran off towards home.
WHEW. THAT WAS A LONG CHAPTER. OMIGOD THIS IS GONNA TAKE ME FOREVER...
Much more sleeping Xeala to come... so I can get into the gooooooood episodes.
WHERE STUFF HAPPENS! WHEE!