And now, WE BEGIN THE NEXT CHAPTER! HURRA! throws easter confetti everywhere dances like the five-year-old-in-a-14-year-old's-body she is

Xeala had been hiding for a few hours, in the woods, in a tree, so Sasuke wouldn't even think she'd be there. He was probably at home, searching around hopelessly, looking under anything and everything he could find. Or he gave up and went to the ramen shop. ::shrug:: Don't ask me, I'm just the authoress. I don't control everything that happens in the story. Wait...YES I DO! HURRAY!

"Hehe..." Xeala laughed under her breath, then looked down into the branches below her. A determined-looking Naruto was running in the direction of... something... with a large cylinder thing... scroll most likely... on his back, "and the fun begins," Xeala said, rubbing her hands together contemplating (BIG WORD!) her plan. After a few minutes of waiting, Iruka ran by super uber fast. Xeala got up and jumped down out of the tree. Turning, she ran in the direction Naruto had run from. Seconds later, a insanely-happy looking Mizuki with two windmill... I forget what their called. "MIZUKI! DON'T YOU EVEN TRY IT!" Xeala yelled and pulled three kunai from her pocket, throwing them at Mizuki.

"You little brat! Now I'll have to eliminate you too!" Mizuki said, then tackled Xeala and held a kunai to her throat. Xeala giggled, perhaps out of fear and out of knowledge that she wasn't about to die from the kunai slicing her throat. "You're going to die." Mizuki said, and brought the kunai through her neck. Xeala laughed as her skin healed over almost instantaneously. Mizuki was confused, and jumped off of her. "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING STILL! YOU SHOULD BE DEAD!"

"Yep. I should be dead. Isn't that funny? That I'm able to not be killed aaaand I can do an-O.O NO MORE GIVING AWAY MY AWESOMENESS!" Xeala said, then jumped up, Mizuki laughed, then threw quite a few kunais, one caught her in the foot and went straight through to the ground, so her foot was sort of nailed into the ground.

"Get out of that!" Mizuki said, then ran off in the trees.

"Shit." Xeala said, then bent down to pull the kunai out of her foot. "Would you look at that?!" Xeala said, staring at the two kunais stuck into the back of her hand, "Amazing I didn't feel that earlier..." Xeala shrugged, then pulled the two out of her hand and slowly ripped the one out of her foot that was implanted into the ground. Xeala twitched. "O.O OH DEAR I FELT PAIN." Xeala examined her foot. "Urh... why did he have to bruise my skin..." Xeala bit her lip, then jumped into the trees to follow Mizuki, Iruka, and Naruto. "Hnn... where'd they-oh I hear him!"

"He'd say anythign to get the scroll from you!" Mizuki jumped down from the tree. Xeala ran to the edge of the trees. Mizuki was bothering Iruka, who...had one of those windmill things in his back.

"I bet that'd hurt if I had it in my back... and could feel it." Xeala said, then jumped down onto Mizuki as he attempted to jump away from Iruka.

"HI MIZUKI." Xeala said in an insane voice, then jumped backwards to Iruka as Mizuki flew off after Naruto.

"Iruka what are you going to do to stop him?" Xeala said, and held her hand on Iruka's back.

"I...don't know." Iruka said, then stood up straight, "Xeala what did you do?" Iruka asked.

" . . um... well I'll tell you after you go transform into Naruto and run through the trees to have Mizuki chase after you and leave Naruto alone and then WHOOPS I'VE SAID TOO MUCH!" Xeala smiled and jumped up into the canopy of the forest. Seconds afterwards, Naruto jumped up and began jumping through the trees like a fox... HEHEHE... similes are so fun! Especially when they make sense. Xeala began her trek back to the village. Within a few minutes, she found herself at the Ichiraku ramen shop, where a defeated looking Sasuke was being surrounded by many new Genin graduates.

"SASUKE LOOK I'M A GENIN TOO LOOK!" Sakura yelled happily. Sasuke sighed, then looked around the group. His eyes caught Xeala's.

"SHIT." Xeala started running, remembering her promise that if he could catch her she'd teach him the hair flip. Sasuke jumped down from his chair and grabbed Sakura, who looked so overjoyed for a minute it wasn't humanly possible, then threw her out of the way and chased after Xeala. Sakura began crying. The rest of the girls screamed at Sasuke like he would actually come back for them. Xeala kept running, then... tripped over her own two feet. Sasuke grabbed her and pulled her up backwards by her hair.

"TEACH ME THE HAIR FLIP!" Sasuke yelled into her face.

"...um...well... YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH HAIR!" Xeala said, then went on to say that if he had someone who looks almost exactly like him's hair, he could totally do it.

"Who are you talking about?!" Sasuke asked upset.

"It... Itachi... which... translates to weasel! WEASELS TAILS CAN FLIP PRETTILY! THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL!"

"..." Sasuke twitched and began walking home.

"Y-you know that I was talking about the weasel... right? Sorry bout that, I... know it's hard to remember ou-your clan..." Xeala said running after him and rubbing the back of her head like the idiot she is.

"...sure." Sasuke said and rolled his eyes.

"God you hate me."

"When'd you realize that." Sasuke said...not asked.

"...Sasuke you know you'll kill him one day. I'll help you! I swear! I'll help you kill Itachi! We'll take him down! HE'LL BE DEADER THAN THE FIRST HOKAGE!" Xeala yelled and threw her fist in the air. Sasuke gave a weak smile. "See you don't hate me!" Xeala said and hugged Sasuke.

"Xeala get off." Sasuke said and began walking towards the ramen shop, "Or I'll make sure you don't eat another meal today."

"NOOOO!" Xeala fell to the ground and reached towards the sky like she was dying.

"...Get up. If you come now I might maybe pay for some of your ramen." Sasuke said and pointed to Ichiraku ramen.

"HURRAH!" Xeala jumped up and onto Sasuke's back.

"You stay on my back and I'll make sure you pay for BOTH of our ramen."

"Fine. TO THE RAMEN SHOP!" Xeala yelled and pointed over Sasuke's shoulder happily. Sasuke sighed.

"Fine. You're paying." Sasuke said and began walking to the ramen shop with Xeala on his back.

"OMIGOD SASUKE I LUV YOU!" A random female ninja yelled at him.

"SASUKE YOU'RE MY IDOL!" Another random girl said.

"SASUKE WOULD YOU MARRY ME!?!?" Ino yelled at the top of her lungs.

Xeala bent her head close to Sasuke's, "Hey Sasuke, wanna see them all faint?" Sasuke nodded eagerly. Xeala yelled over his shoulder.

"HEY YOU BITCHES YOU BETTER FUCK OFF OF SASUKE!" Xeala yelled. All of them put their hands on their hips.

"Why should we listen to YOU?" Sakura yelled.

"Glad that you asked." Xeala said. "Hey Sasuke you're a fat bastard!" Xeala whispered into his ear. Sasuke immediately flipped her over, Xeala caught his leg with hers and pulled him down.

Hence forth... the same bad situation as usual. All of the girls fainted. Xeala laughed and pushed Sasuke backwards off of herself.

"That was such a horrible trick," Sasuke said looking around, "...BUT IT WAS HILARIOUS!" Sasuke laughed at all of the girls who had fainted.

"Mm... yep," Xeala walked to the ramen shop, then sat down.

"You're still paying!" Sasuke said and sat down next to her.

"Yeah but at least Naruto's not here." Xeala said and smiled.

THAT'S THE END OF THE CHAPTER! ...and the end of episode one... cries this is going to be over a hundred chapters long at this rate! MUST SPEED UP PRODUCTION! types faster and faster