Nh... it's 9:56... still typing.. Hands hurting... so much hurting... pulsing... grrrr... grrrrrrrrr... must keep typing.

"SASUKE WAKE UP!" Xeala yelled into Sasuke's face. Sasuke opened his eyes. So... tired... what time is... damnit she's getting me up to train... great... that means it's like 1:30... I'M NEVER GOING TO SLEEP AGAIN!

"...Do... I... have to wake up right now?" Sasuke asked quietly, pulling his pillow over his head.

"Fine. I'm sitting on you til you wake up." Xeala said and dug her bones into his ribcage.

"OKAY I'M UP NOW!" Sasuke rolled out of his bed. Naruto stirred slightly.

"You want him to wake up!?" Xeala yell/whispered.

"No. Not one bit." Sasuke said and crawled to the door.

"I already made food. Geeze I don't see why you people sleep so much." Xeala said shrugging and walking into the kitchen, completely dressed and ready for the day... at 1:30am.

"I'll kill you." Sasuke said and got off of the floor, then walked to a seat with a plate in front of it. "Why is this plate empty?" Sasuke said and picked the plate up off of the table, examining it for any trace of food.

"CUZ I DIDN'T PUT FOOD ON IT!" Xeala yelled and hit him with a spatula in the back of the head, "There." Xeala dropped about a pound of scrambled eggs onto his plate, then about two times that amount onto her own.

"Geeze no wonder you can keep going through the day." Sasuke said and began eating.

"Of course. I'm not like Sakura and Ino, all on diets to impress you," Xeala put her hands on her hips, and the spatula flung a piece of egg onto Sasuke's forehead.

"...Xeala."

"Uh... oops?" Xeala said and took her plate onto her lap, walking over to the window.

"What are you doing?" Sasuke asked after taking a giant amount of food.

"Watching." Xeala said, now acting as a window sentinel.

"For?"

"Anything, anyone, everything, and everyone." Xeala said and turned around, then began devouring her food.

"...right." Sasuke returned to his own food. OH MY GOD FOOOOOOOD! IT'S ACTUALLY MADE WELL TOO! UNLIKE MY HORRIBLE COOKING! HURRAY FOR FOOOOOOOD! What can I say? Sasuke's excited about food that's been properly cooked. In about a minute, Xeala threw her plate in the sink.

"You done?"

"Maybe." Sasuke looked at the half-finished plate of food.

"HAH. I bet you've never had a breakfast like THAT before hunh?!" Xeala said and stuck her own fork into his food and ate some.

"HEY THAT'S MINE!" Sasuke batted her hand away with his fork. He looked back down at the plate.

"You're not gonna finish that are you." Xeala narrowed her gaze.

"Nope."

"TOO BAD!" Xeala grabbed his face and emptied the plate into his mouth, then closed it, holding his chin and nose so he wouldn't spit it back at her. "Chew and swallow or you'll pass out." Sasuke frowned, his face looking like a chipmunks, (WHEEE I LUFF THE CHIPMUNKS! ...I think I was attacked by one when I was younger actually...YEAH! I REMEMBER NOW!!) and he began chewing the immense amount of food. Slowly, oh so slowly, he finished eating.

"Now come on before the lightning bolt wakes up." Xeala said and slung her backpack over her shoulder and walked to the door. Checking to see if the coast was clear, probably to make sure no Akatsuki members were coming to kill her or whatnot, but Sasuke doesn't know that so there's no reason to him, she walked outside and began walking towards the training grounds.

"Where are you going?" Sasuke asked, walking after her, probably about to hurl.

"To the training area, there's no class of any sort today except for registration which can happen later, so we've got the ENTIRE DAY TO TRAIN." Xeala said and rubbed her hands together maniacally. Sasuke had gained a horrified look on his face.

"ARE YOU INSANE!?" Sasuke yelled into her face.

"Mmm...slightly," Xeala said and began walking to the training grounds. Oh dear... what if my contacts fall out?! ...nah that won't happen. "So Sasuke, can you teach me how to do those kunai throwing technique things you're so good at?" Xeala asked, folding her hands behind her back and leaning backwards to look him in the eye.

"...sure... I guess... I mean it's not like you're gonna get it immediately or do anything that would make me so upset that I'd have to kill you like I will Itachi someday." Sasuke began twitching.

"O-kay back away from the crazy man." Xeala did so, backing away from him, then giggled and began skipping to the training grounds, winding her way through the many buildings.

"... ::twitching::" after realizing he was standing all by himself in the middle of the street at 1:35ish... in the morning, Sasuke began to attempt catching up with skippy-mc-giggle-a-lot.

"Sasuke hurry up!" Xeala yelled behind herself. She turned a corner, then realized she was hopelessly lost. Jumping up on the rooftops of the houses, she jumped outside of the gate unnoticed. "Haha look at me I'm outside the gate ooooh scary gate it's gonna hurt me!" Xeala said and moved to poke the gate.

"Xeala." A cold tone said from behind her.

"AHHHHH TALKING GATE!" Xeala pointed to the gate and froze up in shock, her right leg bent up and left leg just bent, and left arm raised above her head, pointing to the gate, with the other clutching her left wrist.

"What is wrong with you?" The voice said again.

"YOU'RE A FUCKING TALKING GATE THAT'S WHAT!" Xeala barked at the gate.

"...turn around you twit."

"OH." Xeala turned around. "AH!"

"Oh my god I can't deal with you." Itachi said and slammed his head into the wall.

"Dude... horrible time. HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE TIME!"

"How is it such a horrible time? It's 1:37 in the morning. Nobody's up." Itachi said and pointed to the sky, the moon clearly visible.

"...eheh..."

"You. Have to be. The stupidest person. I have ever. Had the misfortune to meet." Itachi said and held his head in his hand.

"...it gets worse..." Xeala said, rubbing the back of her head.

"...who'd you wake up?" Itachi shot her a glare.

"...errr... nobody... you know... just... Sasuke... who's looking for me this very second... nothing big."

"..." Itachi threw Xeala back into the wall, "well, stupid little child, what other smart moves have you pulled so far? Anything worth keeping you alive?!" Itachi hissed into her face.

"...I don't know actually... I know I always always ALWAYS fight Sasuke everyday at least once, and that leads to getting stuck in awkward positions that have led to the assumptions of rumors beginning that we're 'together' together not just us living together and all I mean it is weird and all but yeah..."

"You are worthless. Why do they even send me out here to check on such a useless piece of shit!" Itachi said and punched the wall...gate thing.

"Cuz they love me!" Xeala smiled, then inched closer to the gate.

"You better stay as close to the Kyuubi as you can, do you hear me? Or we'll send someone else after you, hell I'll pay Orochimaru to kill you. And I know you hate his guts more than Sasuke hates mine."

"HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT!?"

"You're bestest buddy told me." Itachi said and disappeared.

"Man I gotta learn to do that!" Xeala said and slapped her knee. Realizing how stupid it is to stand outside the gate like that, Xeala ran back in and started darting from rooftop to rooftop to avoid getting lost again.

"GET BACK HERE!" A almost fainting Sasuke yelled from a random rooftop.

"NEVA!" Xeala yelled over her shoulder and kept running.

"COME ON! YOU DID NOT WAKE ME UP THIS EARLY FOR NO REASON! I COULD HAVE BEEN HAVING MY SICK LITTLE DREAMS!" Sasuke yelled, then covered his mouth.

"..." Xeala stares at him wide-eyed, "pervert." Xeala hopped onto a bunch of different rooftops hopping and hopping ad hopping. Sasuke caught up with her and stepped onto a loose roof shingle, unknowingly, Xeala was right in front of him, so he grabbed onto her hair and pulled her down.

"AHHHHHHHHH SASUKE!" Xeala said, falling down the side of the house.

"God, sorry." Sasuke said when he finally hit ground, and... Xeala landed on her ankle.

"Sasuke... you broke... my ankle..." Xeala grabbed onto Sasuke's arm to lift herself up.

"...Eheh..." Sasuke rubbed the back of his head nervously, then widened his eyes. He took a few steps to the side. Xeala fell on the ground.

"THAT'S NOT FAIR! I DON'T REGENERATE FROM THOSE THINGS!" Xeala yelled, then groped the wall to lift herself up.

"Hehe... this is actually entertaining..." Sasuke said happily. (OMIGOD HE HAS FEELINGS O.O)

"Sasuke...when I get over there..." Xeala bit her lip and reached into one of her pouches, pulling a kunai out, then cut her ankle open. Looking up with a relieved look, she smiled her creepy insane smile.

"...WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO!" Sasuke said, pointing at the blood spatters on the ground, and the ankle that just healed itself.

"Well it's simple really. I have mutated genes so if I have a skin wound of any type, no matter how deep, I heal over almost instantaneously." Xeala said, then slammed her foot into the ground, pointing at Sasuke.

"NOW YOU DIE!"

"Shit!" Sasuke began running towards the training fields like Xeala had planned. After Xeala chased Sasuke to the training fields, who's titles seem to change during this fic, she pinned him down.

"TWO HUNDRED PUSH-UPS! NOW!" Xeala said, then kicked Sasuke onto his stomach.

"You're worse than a Sensei!" Sasuke said, and began the two hundred push-ups. Xeala crossed her arms and walked circles around him.

"Flatten your back! Widen your hands' spacing! That's too wide! NO TOO SHALLOW! AHHHH SASUKE YOU'RE HOPELESS! FLATTEN YOUR BACK AGAIN!" Xeala continued to shout harsh comments at Sasuke, who was sweating (literally) under pressure. He finished the two hundred push-ups.

Xeala jumped onto his back cross-legged.

"ONE HUNDRED MORE!" Xeala barked into his ear.

"ARE YOU INSANE!?" Sasuke flipped her over backwards, "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THAT MANY!"

"Sure. I do this daily," Xeala replied and kicked him off, "One hand and one leg?" Xeala put her left hand down on the ground and right leg down, then folded her right hand behind her back and lifted her right leg up. Then, in record time, Xeala did 300 push-ups.

"O.O" Sasuke stood gaping and staring like HOLY SHIT I CAN'T DO THAT! "HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS?!"

"Since I was I dunno." Xeala shrugged, then rolled onto her back, spreading her arms out on the ground and taking a deep breath, "I just know that I've almost always done this. Probably since I was able to do work." Xeala sighed.

"You are insane." Sasuke said, falling backwards into the grass.

"I'm not in the mood to train today." Xeala said, rolling away.

"Where are you going?" Sasuke lifted his head up.

"I'm gonna go roll down a hill." Xeala said. Then rolled down a hill.

"ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!?" Sasuke screamed at her.

"MAAAYYYYYBBBBEEEEEEE!!" Xeala said rolling over many sharp and pointy rocks, before finally rolling of the side of a small cliff. Sasuke sighed. I AM surrounded by idiots...

"IT'S OKAY! I'M ALIVE!" A shout yelled from the place Xeala had fallen from.

"YOU-ARE-IN-SANE!" Sasuke said, after walking to the cliff and seeing a rock sticking through one of Xeala's arms, one rock through her stomach as well, "Do you need help?" Sasuke bent down, realizing someone would be about to die after that.

"Nope. I'm good," Xeala said, then slowly picked herself up, "the bone may take a few more milliseconds than usual to heal..." Xeala massaged the new skin on her arm, then looked at her stomach. "OH NO I'LL NEVER GET ANOTHER FISHNET FROM THAT DAMN WEASEL!" (We can all figure out who she means, sadly, Sasuke doesn't know anything! WHEE!)

"Shikamaru could give you one. Let's go wake him up rudely this second in time that is probably 2:00am..." Sasuke said and began walking out of sight.

"HEY HEY COME BACK!" Xeala scrambled to clime up the cliff, then jumped after Sasuke, "AHH SASUKE MOVE LOOK OUT LOOK OUT!"

"What?" Sasuke turned just in time to get slammed by a flying Xeala, straight in the face.

Straight in the face.

Hehe. I wonder who'll figure out what that means. n.n REVIEW!