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So during the game of poker... neither Sasuke nor Xeala had won. They had fallen asleep on floor with their cards in their hands. Xeala's head rested on her right arm and the cards were fallen out of her left hand. Sasuke fell asleep with his back to the wall and cards fallen all over himself.
"Sasuke! Xeala! Hey you guys! Wake up already! It's the first day of real ninja school!" Naruto screamed in their faces. Xeala opened an eye, then closed it.
Then after several seconds, reopened it and shrieked at the top of her lungs, which woke Sasuke up and he jumped.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Xeala continued shrieking.
"Xeala stop! Shush! Please be quiet Xeala!" Naruto ran and tried to cover her mouth, but she had her hands just in place so he couldn't.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Xeala still hadn't stopped.
"XEALA I'LL HAVE SHIKAMARU COME IN HERE!" Sasuke yelled covering his ears.
"O.o" Xeala shut her mouth and curled up, covering her mouth and scooting backwards to the wall.
"See, that works," Sasuke said, and threw his cards at her, then walked to the kitchen to get food.
"...I don't know Sasuke... she could be planning something..." Naruto said, then turned and walked to the kitchen as well.
"Hey Sasuke, I'd like to see how you'd fare if I don't sit next to you." Xeala said teasingly.
"Don't you dare not sit next to me! I can't deal with those damn idiotic girls!" Sasuke yelled and threw a cup at her.
"Yeah. You can't. That's why I'll come to school late." Xeala ran through the bedroom, then hopped out the window. Sasuke ran into the bedroom and after Xeala, then stood at the window with his hand outstretched like no come back!
"NO! COME BACK DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THESE IDIOTS!" Sasuke hopped out the window and tried to catch Xeala.
Naruto is standing in the kitchen all alone currently.
"Guys::depressed look::"
"XEALA GET YOUR SORRY ASS BACK HERE OR I'LL KILL YOU!"
"NANANANANAAANAAAA! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!" Xeala yelled hopping off of buildings. Sasuke, who was just running, couldn't keep up with this, so he jumped up on the roofs and started jumping towards Xeala.
" ::looks back over shoulder:: o.O AHHHH OH NO!" Xeala kept running and running, then misplaced her foot on the edge of a window, and she fell forward on her face, "AIYEEEEE!"
"...Xeala... you are a complete loser," Sasuke said and hopped down off the roof onto her back, rubbing his heel between her shoulder blades
"Ow Sasuke don't do that that hurrrrtttsss!" Xeala screamed and writhed in pain.
"I figured out how you work! You can feel pain as long as it's not a flesh wound!" Sasuke said, then started stamping on her spine.
"YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU WANT TO KILL ME!" Xeala screamed.
"O.o... oops. Sorry about that... rage and anger problems..." Sasuke rubbed the back of his head, then stepped off of Xeala.
"I THINK I REALIZED THAT!" Xeala said, rubbing her back.
"You need a cut back there?" Sasuke, oddly and strangely, asked holding up a kunai.
"It'd be nice to have one but no. That'd probably cut through my bra and that's not good."
"TOO MUCH INFORMATION!" Sasuke turned around and hit his head on a wall repeatedly too push the image from his mind.
"What it's not like you... DID YOU JUST GET A MENTAL IMAGE OF THAT!?" Xeala screamed at him. Sasuke nodded weakly. Xeala regained her drunken smile.
"...Xeala?"
"...Sasuke...I'm going to kill you..." Xeala's head cocked to the side and she cracked her knuckles.
"Not if I kill you," Sasuke said, and cracked his own knuckles.
"What are you two doing at this hour! You should be training, or on your way to school at the very least!" An angry Iruka said walking out of his house, picking the two up by the collars of their shirts.
"Put me down Iruka! I've got to kill Sasuke!" Xeala screamed, running in the air and clawing towards Sasuke. Iruka moved both farther apart from each other.
"You two are causing so much trouble lately! It's unheard of! Now go to class!" Iruka yelled, scaring them both and setting them on the ground. Then, like scared little dogs with their tails between their legs, they ran towards the school at top speed. Xeala slammed the door open and ran in, then realized the entire class was there already.
"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH SASUKE!" Angry Sakura yelled from her seat.
"I'm right here... sadly..." Sasuke said, pushing Xeala out of the way, then proceeding to walk in the direction of his seat, then realizing Naruto had taken it.
" Nh! Hahah Sasuke I'm in your seat now where you gonna sit!" Naruto said overeagerly.
"NARUTO!" Sasuke pulled Naruto out of his seat and sat down.
"Grrr... why does everyone love Sasuke so much!" Naruto said, then swung onto the table and began glaring at Sasuke, inches away from his face, Sasuke returning the glare.
"Um... you guys?"
"NARUTO STOP GLARING AT SASUKE LIKE THAT!" Sakura said, a crowd of sasuke-fans gathering behind her.
"Errr..." Xeala closed her eyes, then heard the gasping scream.
"NO WAY!"
"EW!"
"I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET SASUKE'S FIRST KISS!!"Sakura yelled at Naruto, who was coughing on the table.
"...that wasn't his first kiss..."Xeala said trying to divert the attention away from the embarrassment the two had caused each other.
"NO WAY DON'T TELL ME YOU TWO ARE..." Sakura pointed across the room, and the entire crowd seemed to just flock over to Xeala cracking their knuckles in just a second.
"NO NO NO I NEVER EVEN SAID THAT DON'T JUST JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS LIKE THAT!"
"...actually... that was what happened," Sasuke nodded from his seat.
"...Sasuke!?" Sakura yelled upsetly, seemingly defeated in her own sense of the word.
"SASUKE HOW DARE YOU!" Xeala screamed, "WE AGREED TO NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT!"
"SO IT DID HAPPEN!?" All the girls screamed.
"...you know what. Yes! Yes, it happened, SO DEAL WITH IT!" Xeala yelled into all of their faces.
"I KNEW IT! YOU OWE ME $1000 SHIKAMARU!" Kiba yelled and punched Shikamaru's shoulderblade.
"Grr..." Shikamaru said and slumped, hitting his forehead on the table in front of him.
"...anyway... moving away from the apparent...mess..." Xeala walked towards the desks.
"BUT SASUKE I LOVE YOU!" Sakura yelled over the table, " I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I'D DO WHATEVER I NEED TO FOR YOU!" Sakura pleaded on her knees.
"It wasn't even what you think happened..." Sasuke dropped his head onto his hands.
"SASUKE! SAKURA LIES I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE THAN SHE DOES I'D DIE FOR YOU!" Ino yelled, pushing Sakura out of the way.
"PHOENIX FLOWER..." Xeala began to do a seal.
"OH NO NOT ANOTHER ONE EVERYBODY RUN!" Naruto yelled and ran as far out of the way as possible.
"Not..." Xeala said, laughing, and sat down in her usual seat, having scared off all of the girls who were bothering Sasuke and blocking her way of getting to her seat.
"So... how much do I owe you for that one?" Sasuke asked.
"You move out of the way next time I tell you to," Xeala said and punched him, a real punch.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?"
"IT'S YOUR FAULT! YOU DIDN'T MOVE WHEN I WAS SCREAMING AT YOU!"
"WHY SHOULD I HAVE MOVED!? IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU WERE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR!"
"Sasuke are you PMS-ing?" Naruto asked from next to Xeala.
"..." Sasuke slumped down under the table, clearly pissed off.
"Sasuke get your undignified ass back into the sight line of your adoring fans," Xeala said, reaching under the table, pulling Sasuke's collar and dragging him back into his seat.
"...I'll kill you," Sasuke said, glaring at her.
"Oh you might not want to just yet," Xeala said, and dropped her head onto the table, hard, "SHIT! Where's my backpack?!"
"You left it at home when you jumped out the window..."
"YOU WOULD RUN AWAY FROM SASUKE-KUN! YOU'RE NOT WORTHY XEALA! YOU'RE NOT WORTHY!" Ino yelled, pointing at her.
"...How about I stick a cactus up your ass Ino?" Xeala yelled at her.
"..." Ino sat back down.
"Yeah I thought so, bitch." Xeala said, kicking her feet up onto the table.
"XEALA! I WILL NOT TOLERATE THAT LANGUAGE IN MY CLASSROOM!" Iruka said, walking inside the classroom.
"...sorry Iruka," Xeala said, rolling her eyes.
"Grr... just don't let it happen again!" Iruka yelled, then proceeded to stand in the middle of the classroom, his hands behind his back.
"Hey Iruka what's behind your back!?" Naruto yelled.
"...these are the groups for you all," Iruka said.
"...groups?" Xeala raised an eyebrow.
"Yes, you will all be divided into groups in order to complete certain missions and tasks," Iruka said.
"...what kind of groups?"
"3-man groups..." Iruka said, "why?"
"THERE'S ONE EXTRA PERSON!" Xeala pointed out the obvious.
"Yes... that's why that person is going to randomly name a number now, then there's a process to determine their group." Iruka said, "so Xeala, pick a number."
"Um...let's see... think... think... umm... 50!" Xeala yelled.
"So... 50 times 14 divided by 100," Iruka said, "and that's your group."
"WHAT?!" Xeala yelled. Iruka began writing on the blackboard.
"So... your team is going to be team 7," Iruka said, and wrote her onto the sheet.
"...who's in team 7 tell me tell me tell me!" Xeala said, jumping up and down.
"I can't tell you that until I actually get to team 7..." Iruka said, and began reading off the teams.
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