YAWN Okay I'm on the third chapter of today let's hope I can get this one done! HURRAY!
A week after Xeala passed out from using the Mangekyou Sharingan...
"Xeala? Are you awake! Oh thank god!" Sakura said happily as Xeala's eyes opened.
"Food."
"-.- I had a feeling that would be the first thing you said..." Sakura said.
"SHE WOKE UP!?" Naruto and Sasuke threw the same door open and pushed their way through each other.
"Quick Sakura! What was the first word she said!" Naruto exclaimed excitedly.
"...food..." Sakura said gloomily. Naruto's happiness lowered and Sasuke happily crossed his arms.
"Well Naruto, it looks like you owe me all of your money now," Sasuke said, and held on of his hand out like gimme. Naruto hesitantly reached into his belt-pouch and handed Sasuke a bag of money.
"Did I hear that our secret-keeper is awake?" Kakashi walked by the door with his book in hand.
"Yeah! Kakashi she finally woke up!" Naruto replied. Xeala frowned at having so many people in one little area of the room, then pulled her pillow over her head.
"Foooooooood..."
"Oh, that might be a good idea, seeing as you've been passed out for a week... you must be really hungry!" Sakura said.
"NO DUH," Xeala yelled from under the pillow.
"Well... it seems you're the only one who can cook... so... we only have cup ramen..." Naruto said, looking around the room like I hope she doesn't want my cup ramen...
"GIMME!" Xeala sat straight up and looked around for any sign of cup ramen.
GRRROOOOAAAARRRR.
Xeala looked down at her stomach. "I told you I need food..."
"Fine fine," Naruto walked out of the little room and came back in a few minutes with cup ramen. Xeala reached out and grabbed it hastily from him, then began devouring it.
"We're gonna need more than that..." Sasuke said and turned to walk out of the room. Xeala threw the empty ramen cup at his head. Sasuke turned around with many little anime veins.
"What are you looking at me for? I didn't do it." Xeala said, then jumped out of the bed, expecting her legs to work perfectly. Instead, they almost completely gave in on her, and she had to grab onto Sakura and Kakashi's arms to stay up. "Oops..."
"Oops is right." Kakashi said, "You don't know the danger of what you did! You could have outright killed yourself!"
"Well we could have all died and I was scared half out of my wits and I swear that only happens if I don't use it for a while like I'd use it once every month or so but I haven't used it in quite a few months now, and anyway... my train of thought just de-railed itself..."
"Okay well, do you feel like going home soon because it's gonna be a long walk home and there are chuunin tests coming up, and we might get into those if we get back soon enough!" Naruto said happily.
"Woah, woah, I didn't even mention signing you guys up for that!" Kakashi said, But I was going to anyway...
"But you know you were gonna Kakashi! We're the best group you've ever taught!" Naruto said to him. Damn they're good...
"...can we just go home? I'm really tired and I wanna go sit at home and play little mind-games with all the other Genin, like Shikamaru and Kiba, those two are reeeaaally fun to tease and screw around with..." Xeala said, then stood up straight.
"Are you feeling up to it? We can always wait another day," Kakashi said.
"Oh no! I can't stand being here that long! We can go now." Xeala said, then flipped her hair out of her face, "besides, I think all of us want to shower in our own showers, and not have someone who shall remain unnamed use all the water up... ::growl and glare at Naruto::"
"Hey hey Xeala I didn't know that the water only lasted three hours!" Naruto pleaded.
"WHO TAKES THREE HOUR SHOWERS!?" Xeala yelled loudly.
Errrm... I dunno... back at the village of happy world Konoha?
Team 7 has just past through the gate of Konoha...
"Well, now that we're back," Xeala looked around, "I say we race home and whoever gets there first gets the longest shower!"
"You're on!" Naruto yelled, then looked back to where Sasuke was a few moments ago, "h-hey! Where'd Sasuke go!?" Naruto ran over to where Sasuke was and looked around for any sign of him. Xeala looked straight up the road, where Sasuke was already running at least an eighth of a mile ahead of them.
"YOU SNEAKY BASTARD! I'LL TEACH YOU TO CHEAT!!" Xeala pointed and screamed at Sasuke, who looked back and stuck his tongue out at them. Xeala started sprinting, and in a couple of seconds, Naruto came back to reality and started running too.
"Sometimes I wonder why they live together..." Sakura said gloomily.
"They live TOGETHER?" Kakashi asked, and Sakura nodded slowly. "That's... odd..."
"Poor Sasuke has to deal with those crazy people all day! He must be in so much pain! It's probably a permanent headache!" Sakura exclaimed. That's why she brought that up, it was about SASUKE... Kakashi thought and started walking in direction of his house which I have no clue where it is.
Five minutes of running and breathing and thinking evil thoughts about how many ways one could kill Sasuke brutally and horribly...
"SASUKE YOU BASTARD!!!!" Xeala yelled, within a few yards of reaching Sasuke now. Sasuke looked back over his shoulder, then gulped realizing that; a-Xeala had almost caught up to him, and b-Xeala would kill him as soon as she caught up to him. In a final strive to save his soon-to-be-sorry ass, Sasuke put as much strength into running as he could.
"You're gonna have to do better than that to catch up to me!" Sasuke yelled. Now, Xeala was pissed. Who wouldn't be? KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL...Xeala repeatedly thought kill... hm... Turning the final corner to home, Sasuke looked up and saw Naruto run into the house. What the... how did he get here already!? Xeala, of whom was chasing Sasuke, now poof-ed into nothingness. ...oh she's evil... pure evil... she used a shadow clone to chase after me... and then took a short cut to get home and disguised herself as Naruto... very evil indeed...
After the arguing and fighting of who gets to take the longest shower... Xeala won... due to, well, bitches always win! Haha! Take that Sasuke! Naruto got to take a shower second though, just to punish Sasuke even more... n.n I hate him...
"So, Naruto," Xeala said, towel-drying her hair, back in her white-over-black cami and grey shorts, "what do you think of Sasuke and Sakura?" Xeala flipped her now slightly-damp hair back into it's normal position.
"Er... well... between you and me... I really like Sakura, I mean really really like her, but, Sasuke, he's such an insensitive jerk!" Naruto said quietly, since Sasuke wasn't currently with them.
"HAHA! I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO HE PISSES OFF! But anyway, I can tell why you like Sakura, she's really pretty, but... she's a bit of a fanatic for Sasuke..." Xeala said, rolling her eyes.
"Hey Xeala," Naruto said, looking at a giant mesh bag of clothes that were supposed to be cleaned a few days ago, "when are you going to wash all of that?"
"...err... um... well... I was gonna go to a place and get them washed... but.. I... sort of..."
"You forgot didn't you!"
"Yes, yes I did," Xeala said, then reached under her bed and grabbed a pair of light grey flip-flops, and put them on while grabbing the bag of clothing and swinging it over her shoulder, "Hey, you wanna come? We can talk all the shit about Sasuke we want and since he can't cook for himself he'll be forced to either wait or go out," Xeala asked Naruto, who nodded and got up.
"So where is there a place to wash all of that?" Naruto asked, and Xeala stopped walking. Shit! I don't even know where there is a place for this! Errrm... err... don't look like an idiot...ah fuck it you're already an idiot...
Five hours later...
"Home..." Naruto trudged through the door, followed by an embarrassed-looking Xeala, who was still hauling the bag of clothes.
"Sasuke are you here?" Xeala asked, looking around the semi-empty house.
"Thanks for waking me up," came a voice, most likely Sasuke unless somebody sent Itachi back in time and put him in Sasuke's bed... highly doubted...
"YOU'RE WELCOME!" Xeala yelled happily.
"YOU KIDS KEEP IT DOWN OVER THERE!" One of the neighbors yelled.
"Xeala, you idiot," Sasuke said and pulled his pillow over his head as Xeala turned on the light.
"Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed," Xeala said, then threw the bag of clothing onto Sasuke.
"OW," Sasuke said, then pushed the bag onto the floor. "Xeala I'm gonna hurt you..."
"Yeah, yeah, just sort through the clothing and find yours so I can have mine," Xeala said, then sat on the floor, leaning against her bed, and pulled her backpack out from under her bed, opened it, and took out her sketch book to start drawing.
"You draw me I'll kill you," Sasuke glared across the room.
"Yeah, sure you wi-where'd Naruto go?"
"...didn't he come in with you?"
"Yeah, he's probably eating ramen in the kitchen... he kept complaining about not having any energy and needing food..." Xeala shrugged and returned her attention to her sketching.
"Xeala."
"Hmm?" Xeala looked up. Sasuke was holding up a pair of his pants which had gotten hooked onto one of Xeala's bras... that's a bit embarassing... "O.O"
"You mind taking care of this?" Sasuke said, then threw it over onto her head. Xeala growled and pulled the pants/bra off her face and unhooked it.
"There," she threw Sasuke back his pants, "I hope they choke you."
"How do pants choke someone?"
"They just do."
"I'm sure," Sasuke said, then folded his clothing into a pile.
"YOU CAN FOLD CLOTHING!?" Xeala gasped.
"...I've been living alone since I was little... I sort of had to learn..." Sasuke growled under his voice.
"Don't you growl at me," Xeala hissed.
"I'll growl all I want to," Sasuke stuck his nose up in the air.
"Oh of course I can growl so much better than that!" Xeala said and put her hands on her hips.
"I could probably fall asleep faster than you too!" Sasuke said, hoping that someone would fall for it and be shut up and let him sleep for once...
"OH HELL NO!" Xeala threw her sketch book into her backpack and pushed it under her bed, then climbed into her bed and pulled her blanket over her head. "Sasuke turn off the light."
"Okay okay..." Sasuke threw a pillow at the light, which broke and sparked.
"Good job, you're buying the new one," Xeala muttered and closed her eyes.
"And I'm going to completely beat you to dream land with all the candy and happy you could imagine," Sasuke started talking about a little child's dreamworld...
"SHUT UP NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME HUNGRY!" Xeala threw one of her pillows in the direction of Sasuke, which hit him in the nose.
"You hit my nose..." Sasuke rubbed the bridge of his nose.
"SHUT UP AND SLEEP!"
"Kay."
Next morning...
"::yawn:: what's on my legs?" Sleepy Sasuke said and pulled the pillow off of his face to see Xeala sitting cross-legged on his shins.
"GOOD MORNING SLEEPY HEAD!" Xeala said happily, then completely mutilated Sasuke with a pillow and ran out of the room.
"...that was evil..." Sasuke said rubbing his head, then got out of bed and grabbed his clothes to get changed.
IN THE KITCHEN!
"XEALA! HOW COME THERE'S NO FOOD!?" Naruto complained, seeing as there was no pre-made breakfast.
"BECAUSE YOU IDIOTS DIDN'T GO GET ANYTHING TO COOK!" Xeala screamed back, then threw a frying pan at Naruto, who dodged it and the frying pan flew into the bedroom, hitting something with a clunk.
"...Xeala... did you just..." Naruto said, thinking of the only thing she could have hit.
"...RUN RUN AWAY!" Xeala screamed and ran out the door of the house, then down the street as well.
"...oh boy..." Naruto said and took cover under a chair.
"XEALA I'LL KILL YOU!" An anime-vein-covered Sasuke ran out of the bedroom, seeing as he's the one she hit with that damned frying pan, and then ran out the door of the house.
"T.T I'm going to die with these people here..." Naruto said, then left the house, heading towards Ichiraku Ramen.
In a tree somewhere.
"Phew... he'll never find me here," Xeala said, hiding on a branch in a tree on the side of the road.
"Xeala."
"O.O"
"You're in for it now."
"I'll pay you."
"How much?"
"All the money in my wallet."
"DEAL!"
"Okay here you go," Xeala handed her wallet to Sasuke, who opened it greedily, then saw there was only a penny.
"That was cheap," Sasuke said, then took the penny.
"Oh look I see Naruto! Woah look there's a group of little kids about to take him down!" Xeala pointed to the other side of the street, and Sasuke swung down the branch below her and watched.
"What is he doing? And who's that guy in the black with that girl with the weird hair?" Sasuke asked.
"I dunno, I don't think he likes the little kids too much, seeing as he's now choking the one with the awkward hair and scarf..."
"Should we come to the rescue yet?"
"No not yet... wait til Naruto makes a fool out o-oh there we go he tripped now we can come to the rescue!" Xeala said and dropped a rock down to Sasuke, who caught it in his hand.
"Three..."
"Two..."
"One..."
"THROW!" Xeala said, and they threw the rocks at the same time, hitting the guy in the black with the purple tattoo stuff all over his face's hand, and the little kid fell to the ground. "They can't see me!"
"Haha the glory is mine!" Sasuke said, then turned his attention back to the guy dressed in black "You're a long way from home and you're way out of your league," Sasuke said.
"SASUKE!" Sakura yelled happily.
"Oh yeah, way to sound cool Sasuke," Xeala said, then swung around the branch and kicked him in the back and down to the ground.
"SASUKE!!" Sakura yelled sadly now.
"Great, ANOTHER one." The guy in black said.
"Oh shut up, Kankurou," Xeala sat down on the branch and crossed her legs.
"O.o How do you know my name?"
"...wow nobody here has the memory capacity to remember electric blue hair..."
"...Who are you?"
"I'm Xeala, better than Sasuke, who thinks he's all that even though I just pummeled him straight to the ground without him even thinking I'd be attacking him and you can tell your friend with the red hair and the gourd that if he thinks he snuck up on us then he's quite wrong," Xeala said and pointed next to her, where a pale kid, emo-looking, with red hair, no eyebrows, what looks like three inches of eyeliner, and bright blue eyes was now standing upside down and had just appeared there with the speed of a jounin.
"You knew he was there?" The girl next to Kankurou asked surprisedly.
"Of course, he may be the quietest and sneakiest of you people but the sand in that gourd makes a lot of noise," Xeala crossed her arms and turned up her nose.
"..."
"So Gaara," Xeala said, "how are you?"
"...broken..."
"HOW DO YOU KNOW EVERYONE'S NAME?" Sasuke yelled from the ground where he had landed.
"BECAUSE I'VE SEEN EVERYONE BEFORE BITCH!" Xeala yelled and dropped her shoe onto Sasuke's head.
"...these Genin are all below us..." Gaara said and crossed his arms.
"Gaara do you like chocolate?" Xeala asked, and Gaara's eyes flashed towards her quickly.
"...maybe not all of the Genins but most of them..." Gaara said as Xeala handed him a chocolate bar.
"Gaara!" The girl with the weird hair yelled, "You aren't supposed to have chocolate!"
"DON'T YOU TOUCH MY CHOCOLATE!"
"Ooh sibling rivalry..." Xeala said and swung down off the branch and landed on currently-K.O. Sasuke, knocked out from all of Xeala's sneak random attacks, "Temari you should learn to let Gaara have what he wants or he'll get you, and you know he will," Xeala finished.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW EVERYONE'S NAME!??!!" Naruto now asked.
"WHERE DO YOU THINK I WAS THE MANY YEARS BEFORE I CAME HERE LIKE A HALF A MONTH AGO!? I WAS AT ALMOST EVERY VILLAGE EVER!! I KNOW WHO ALMOST EVERYONE IS!"
"Oh, okay," Naruto said.
"You came to the Sand?" Temari tilted her head to the side.
"Maybe," Xeala shrugged, "let me guess, I know all of your names, does that mean I went to the sand? Maybe. Maybe not."
"...this girl confuses me," Kankurou said, "why can't you brats just all leave?"
"Because then there wouldn't be any fun," Xeala said and picked up her shoe off of Sasuke's head, then kicked Sasuke a few times, "Mmm... he's out..."
"No, really?" Naruto asked sarcastically.
"Shush fox boy," Xeala said and threw her recently re-attained shoe at him, which hit him in the forehead.
"Hah! If you Genin can't even dodge a shoe thrown by a girl you're going to be easy to beat!" Kankurou laughed, right before Xeala appeared in front of him and punched him in the face. Temari gasped, Naruto gasped, Sakura gasped, and I gasped whilst righting this.
"Don't you ever doubt a Genin," Xeala said scarily, in her scary Mangekyou voice... ( RUN RUN AWAY!)
"You bitch!"
"Don't you forget it," Xeala said and walked back over to Sasuke and picked him up by his collar, then screamed in his face, "SASUKE THERE'S ITACHI!" Sasuke's eyes bulged open and he jumped down and spun in a circle with his kunais out ready to throw them at the first sign of Itachi.
"WHERE!?"
"I lied," Xeala said, then returned her attention to Kankurou. "So how's that nose puppet boy?"
"What did you call me?!"
"Puppet boy! Puppet boy! Puppet boy!" Xeala laughed while spinning in a circle.
"Will you all stop talking?"
"Oh sorry Gaara-san, don't go Shukaku on our asses okay?"
"Shukaku?" Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto all asked.
"Umm... don't ask!" Xeala said and rubbed the back of her head.
"How do you know so much!?" Temari asked.
"Cuz I rule," Xeala said and put her hands on her hips.
"Oh Xeala you didn't go to train this morning," Sasuke said.
"O.O I DIDN'T!?"
"No because you didn't wake me up at 1 like you always do," Sasuke said happily.
"NO!" Xeala fell on her knees.
"Gaara... stop glaring at Kankurou! I would have killed him as well," Xeala said from the corner of her eye.
"..." Gaara turned to sand and then appeared on the ground.
"Now Gaara don't be rude," Xeala put her hands back on her hips, "AND NARUTO STOP TRYING TO IMPRESS THE LITTLE CHILDREN!" Xeala said and stamped her foot.
"G-Gaara we should go," Temari said.
" . chicken," Xeala said.
"WHO DID YOU CALL A CHICKEN!?" Kankurou yelled.
"You and Temari, but Gaara is someone I'm not gonna piss off, he's a bit off of the charts for this place and time," Xeala crossed her arms, then glared at Temari and Kankurou.
"Sasuke Naruto and Sakura, and little children people, we're going to leave now," Xeala said and turned her nose up, then walked away. Gaara and his little group walked away the other way. "Ninjas hiding in the trees please stop spying on us NOW," Xeala yelled and growled, glaring at the trees.
"Xeala there's no one in those trees!"
"Really? I beg to differ." Xeala yelled and threw a few kunais into the tree, which were followed by an OW! "I WIN!" Xeala said and disappeared, then appeared again with some pieces of clothing.
"Xeala you ARE insane!" Naruto yelled.
"Aren't I now?" Xeala said and laughed.
Okay i just fixed this chapter so please review!!