::dieing:: i'm dieing over here... just got the computer back after groundedness with a whole bunch of new ideas. HURRAY!!!

THE DAY TO GO TURN IN APPLICATIONS AND STUFFZ.

"Zzzzz... not now... too early..." Xeala tossed in her bed and opened her eyes, as an afternoon sun shed light into the bedroom. Xeala closed her eyes again.

Five...
Four..
Three...
"OMG WHAT THE FUCK!!! IT'S THE AFTERNOON ALREADY!?!? NO!" Xeala screamed, hopping out of the house on one foot and trying to put the other shoe on, clothing sloppily thrown on. Once the shoe was on properly, she stood up and fixed her clothing, backpack on back. Okay, paper... in backpack. good. Okay. Compose self... and...GO! Xeala ran as fast as possible into the ninja academy, hoping she wasn't late. A large group of people were surrounding a door with two people in the way of it. I wonder what's going on ove-OMG I CAN'T SLOW DOWN! Xeala realized when she wasn't slowing down, about to collide head on with the crowd.

Announcer 1: And bowler number two rolls up at a very fast pace, very fast.
Announcer 2: She would have been better off a little slower, she's about to hit straight through those pins...
Announcer 1: I agree with you, oh! What's this! Bowler number two has just hit a perfect strike to the back of the pins!
Announcer 2: Simply amazing! The lack of composure and total uncontrollability of that was the perfection in which all great collisions happen.

Yes. Xeala had just collided with the back of that group, flying into the middle of the two doors, then sliding down.

"Damnit she woke up," Sasuke murmured, and Pyralis flew out from behind him. She glared at the bird for letting her sleep in, then turned her attention to Sasuke, standing up and pointing at him rudely.

"YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME UP!" She screamed at him.

"I DIDN'T WANT TO YOU LAZY BITCH!"

"WHO'RE YOU CALLING LAZY!? YOU NEVER HELP CLEAN ANYTHING!"

"Well I guess you Genin won't be going to take your Chuunin exams after all," Genjuutsu-tized Izumo said. Xeala spun around, looking about ready to dismantle him limb by limb, then caught his eyes.

"...Are you serious?" She looked around, almost blindly, "did NOBODY see this genjuutsu? How stupid are you genin! This is clearly Izumo," she said, picking Izumo up by his collar, "and this... would be Kotetsu," Xeala said, lifting him up as well, "now why don't you go back to doing your job. Like, oh, I don't know... NOW!" Xeala hissed, then dropped them, kicking the door open to the next floor. Izumo and Kotetsu watched as the rest of the genin went up to the real third floor, then transformed back to normal. Izumo hit Kotetsu in the head.

"I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T BE FRIENDS WITH GENIN!" He yelled, then walked away.

"I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE SMART!!" Kotetsu said, chasing after Izumo.

"Xeala... could you.. maybe... tone down the temper?" Naruto asked from behind Xeala.

"No way. Naruto, you didn't wake me up either and I am about to explode."

"OKAY JUST ASKING!" Naruto said, now hiding behind Sasuke, who was keeping a safe distance behind Xeala.

"You! What's your name?" A questioning Neji asked from behind the group.

"Who? Me?" Sasuke asked, hoping somebody noticed him existing since Xeala stole his limelight.

"Shut up, I mean you! What's your name?" Neji asked, now reaching out to poke Xeala.

"DON'T DO IT!" Naruto yelled, stopping Neji from poking her, "Bad mood today really bad mood bad mood means death!" Naruto said.

"WHAT IS YOUR NAME ALREADY! GIRL WITH THE BLUE HAIR!"

" . . what?" Xeala spun around, completely clueless, "did somebody ask for me?"

"What's your name?" Neji asked, seemingly tired of asking this.

"...::snicker:: I'm not telling you," Xeala said, then narrowed her gaze to catch Neji's eyes, "Neji Hyuuga,"

".."

"OOOH TEAM SEVEN LET'S BE MOVING ALONG NOW WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE!" Sakura said, pushing the group out of the way.

"HEY! NO WAIT! NEJI I'M NOT DONE KILLING YOU YET!!" Xeala said, shaking her fist as the team was pushed out of view.

In the next room, as the team was now calm and walking towards pillars and light, somebody yelled.

"Hey you! With the attitude! Hold on!" Rock Lee yelled from the balcony thing.

"Xeala, you've got mail," Sasuke said, elbowing her.

"I didn't talk to that one, sir Emo of Uchiha-bore land," Xeala said, elbowing him back harder. The whole team sighed and turned around. Xeala looked around, then up, seeing Rock Lee, then broke out laughing, rolling back and forth on the floor and tearing. "OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIS EYEBROWS! AND HIS HAIRCUT! OH MY GOD THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! EVEN A GREEN JUMPSUIT TOO!? OH DEAR GOD I HAVE LIVED TO SEE IT ALL!!" All stared at her.

"Rude blue haired girl! Please do not make fun of me!" Rock Lee shouted, and Xeala, for only a moment, stopped laughing, stared at him, then fell over laughing again.

"Xeala shut up!" Sasuke yelled, then grabbed her off of the floor and shook her, "WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO SHUT UP!!?" Sasuke stopped talking for a second, then shook Xeala one more time, "Xeala shut up! Come on! If you don't shut up I'll make you!" Sasuke yelled at her.

Xeala non-stop laughter, joined by hiccups now, and tears of laughter

"Xeala..." Sasuke said, glaring at her whilst she laughed obnoxiously, "Don't. Make. Me. Do. That." Sasuke said grimly, and Xeala stopped laughing immediately.

"Sasuke? How did you do that?" Naruto asked.

"I threatened to kiss her," Sasuke shrugged, "You have to know people's weaknesses when they're a threat to you."

"I HATE YOU SASUKE!" Xeala yelled, then kicked him towards the wall.

"I HATE YOU MORE XEALA!!" Sasuke yelled, then started doing a seal.

"Sasuke you idiot," Xeala said, jumping towards him twice, then appearing behind him, "You leave yourself unguarded thinking that fire and frontal attacks will protect you, while behind you somebody sneaks up and stabs you," Xeala whispered, holding a kunai to the back of Sasuke's head. Sasuke growled and reached his leg behind Xeala's leg, sweeping it out from underneath her. Of course, Xeala had hold on Sasuke's collar, and threw him down first.

BOOM.

Well. I think Rock Lee has backed off about now... or not... who knows I don't i just plan ahead so maybe if you people are lucky you'll have another chapter tomorrow! YEY!