Barum bum bum. Barum bum bum. I slept last night now one more chapter for the revewers.

Itachi woke up, still with his eyes closed. He noticed there was no longer a clamp on his arm, and sighed heavily, before something smashed directly into his chest, sending Itachi through the bed, as well as breaking it, to hit the floor. Itachi, angrily, opened his eyes, to no surprise, a blue-headed bundle of joy sitting on his chest with a look of I'm-going-to-rip-your-face-off.

"WHY!?" Xeala shook Itachi by the collar, extremely upset. Itachi, due to the being shaken so ridigly factor, barely understood his own thoughts, let alone his words.
"W-wh-why wh-what?" Itachi said while being shaken.

"WHY DID YOU BRING ME BACK HERE!" Xeala screamed in his face, then let go of him waiting for an answer. Itachi rolled his eyes and pushed her aside. Xeala followed, punching him repeatedly in the side. After a few punches, Itachi began twitching. 10 punches, and he was ready to rip her head off with his own bare hands.

"BECAUSE LEADER TOLD ME TO ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE BITCH?" Itachi spat back at her, backhanding her in the face. She growled, planning to leap at him. "And, Orochimaru is going to be attending this year's Chuunin Exams," Itachi said, looking through his clothing now for something or anything to wear.

"And what does that have to do with me?"" Xeala said, sitting on the floor with her arms folded, legs crossed, and a pout on her face.

"You're a member of Akatsuki, Orochimaru has the ability to kill you, and is a sworn enemy of us, as we are to him," Itachi said, holding up a fishnet and examining it for holes.

...err... rips... not holes...

"...you expect me to lose to an old fag with an unearthly obsession with snakes?" Xeala asked, still pouting. Itachi snickered, in the way Itachi would if we knew what it was like.

"Yes, most definitely, absolutely," Itachi said, shrugging and walking out of the room with new clothing on his arm. Xeala growled, and leapt to attack him as he walked out. Unfortunately, he slammed the door just as she was about to kill him. TT evil Itachi ruins the fun. Xeala rubbed her head, ripped the door down, and proceeded to walking into an empty hallway.

-Five seconds later-

"XEALA!!!!!!!" Tobi screamed, about to come running and hug her, maybe he's not an official member yet, but, hey, he's there. In my book he is at least.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Xeala screamed and dove ontop of the nearest object, in this case it would be Hidan's head. BAD IDEA.

"...Xeala," Hidan said, looking directly ahead and glaring, about to turn into creepy Hidan to kill her, "You have three, two, on-"Xeala retreated from Hidan's head, backing to the wall slightly scared, turned and ran into the nearest room.
Sasori's room.

DUN.DUN.DUN.DUN.

Five seconds later, Xeala ducked out of Sasori's room with an extremely disturbed expression on her face.

"...Sasori... has... a... wooden... vibrati-"Before Xeala could finish, as if she wasn't scared enough, Deidara came out of nowhere and glompified her, enough that she could possibly die from suffocation. As Xeala's face began to turn as blue as her hair, she struggled to free herself from Deidara's death hug.

"XEALA I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!" Deidara said happily.

"...et...o..."Xeala murmured under suffocation.

"Hunh?" Deidara asked, dropping her. Xeala grabbed her throat and breathed deeply, before standing up, then implanting her shoe into Deidara's lower center self... we all know where that is if you don't find a guy and locate the center, then look lower. Deidara crippled over, and Xeala walked towards Itachi's room to grab a brush, and we all know it's not possible to have hair THAT beautiful without a brush and gel and who knows what other god-forsaken products. Xeala brushed quickly through her now lion's-mane mess of hair. Xeala looked around, knowing Itachi had to have something fun to do in there. Anything. Even...
Xeala lifted up Itachi's pillow, having destroyed the rest of the room, to find a Sudoku book. Xeala frowned.

Are you kidding me... SUDOKU? NO WONDER HE'S SO STRESSED! Xeala flipped through the pages, seeing all the scribbled out pages and incomplete puzzles. Xeala then realized what wondrous blackmail she had just stumbled upon, and dropped the book into her shirt, there's room enough for a cow in there...( It's one of those really small tiny ones like pocket sudoku or something... i dunno...) Xeala opened Itachi's door, looked out into the hallway for any signs of tackle-age, hugging, or death. Upon seeing everyone in Akatsuki was sitting down, maybe having a meeting, This could be the time to steal all the food... Xeala silently crept to the kitchen, made sure no one else was there, and looked around horrified. It seemed like nobody had EVER cleaned the kitchen. Xeala twitched as a horde of mice ran across the kitchen. DOES NOBODY CLEAN HERE?
"WHO THE HELL TRIED TO BLOW UP THE KITCHEN!??" Xeala yelled out the door. They all turned and looked at her like, "what?" and Unnamed Female Member quietly slipped back to her room, unnoticed.

"Wasn't the other girl in Akatsuki the one who cleaned up?" Kakuzu asked the table of now-only male members. They all nodded. Leader got up and walked to Unnamed Female Member's room. He opened the door and of course, shouted at her.

"YOU ARE WORTHLESS!!!" Leader screamed, then closed the door and walked back. All stared at him, with their Why did we join this guys organization again? Xeala sighed and walked over to the table. Everybody was there, but there was something wrong... one person wasn't wearing a cloak. Xeala was a tad too disoriented to notice that.

"Hi," Xeala said, standing up while they were all sitting. They stared at her like ...? Hi?

"...hi...there... what's your name again?" Sasori asked, in his normal state of bodyness. Xeala glared at him.

"Xeala."

"Hi Xeala," they all said, like some Alcohol Therapy group... Xeala was now getting a little bugged with them. Xeala then created the idea to become a preppy little airhead for the next few minutes.

"Whatcha doin?" Xeala said, hugging Sasori tightly.

"...waiting for the meeting..."Sasori said, and Xeala unhugged him.

"Ew! Meetings are icky and all weird and quiet!" Xeala said, and hopped towards the next person...

"...Fishy man..." Xeala said, stopping to point at Kisame. He's a fish, but he sounds like a goat to me...

"Xeala... Kisame is not a fish..." Itachi said, shaking his head in his hands. Xeala looked up and hopped over, about to hug him as well before she realized that when Itachi had disappeared earlier, it was to take a shower. He was sitting there in a towel and soaking wet. Xeala snickered and turned around to face the wall. As her snickering turned to obnoxious laughter, her eyes started tearing, and light-headedness overcame her, she fell on the ground laughing loudly. Sasori used his puppeting skills to make her roll out of the room.

"anyway..." Leader said, "where were we?"

Xeala stood up after half an hour of laughing on the floor. It seemed the meeting had ended, and the now-brainwashed by dull unexciting talking members stood up to leave the room. They either had to go through the kitchen... or come this way. Xeala walked up the wall to be standing sideways above the door, waiting for the first person to walk into the room. All Xeala would be able to see is their hair, but she'd have to guess from there. First person, black hair. ATTACK! Xeala un-chakra-tized her feet and fell with arms outstretched onto the person.

Who is this person?

Who? You ask?

Well you'll have to wait for the next chapter! Review and it comes faster!!!