::sigh:: i need a life... I'm sitting here.. haven't slept... someone shoot me. Please.
But I love you all too much to give out on you now. It's gonna be a wondrous day when I finsih this story... when I'm like... 20.
Lol.
No no I'm kidding it's not gonna take 6 years...
Unless Naruto itself takes that long... . . this could prove conflictful...
Eh.. I've got my basic thing do-Why am I still talking? Lol... I'm on crack (not really but u get it, right?)

"RAR!" Xeala yelled, grabbing Itachi around his neck and pulling him over backwards. (Remember, folks, that Itachi just got out of the shower, and only has a towel, keep that in mind...) Itachi, startled, attempted to stop his fall by prying Xeala's hands apart, which ended up with him on his back on the ground. Xeala bent down and poked him in the middle of the forehead with her forefinger and middle finger, and he growled angrily. Now-scared, Xeala gulped and ran to Deidara, clinging onto his shoulder. Kill the twerp. Itachi's one and only thought at this time, he got up off the floor. He walked to his room calmly. Xeala sighed a heavy sigh of relief, and Deidara stood there like what the fuck's going on? Moments later, a now-clothed yet still cloak-less Itachi flew at Xeala and tackled her to the ground. Deidara, still confused as to what was going on earlier, now was completely confused, and proceeded to hitting himself in the head to make sure he was still sane. (YEAH RIGHT... . . He didn't hear that did he?)

"HE'S KILLING ME HEEELLLLPP!!!!" Xeala screamed, Itachi holding her in a headlock and pulling her hair backwards. Itachi isn't in the best mood today.

"ITACHI NO KILLING THE MEMBERS!" Sasori said, walking into the room. One look at Sasori, and Xeala's eyes widened, and she remembered what she had seen in his room yesterday. Turning around, she buried her head in Itachi's chest, hiding from Sasori.

Sasori – oo
Itachi – ...oo...
"MAKE THE SCARY PUPPET MAN GO AWAY!!" Xeala said, head still hidden, and pointed towards Sasori without looking at him. Leader walked into the room.

"You're all worthless!"

"..."Itachi looked hard at Leader.

"...uh-oh..." Sasori quickly walked out of the room. Deidara was spinning in circles even more confused. Leader walked over to Itachi and pulled Xeala's frightened body away from him.

"No. Killing," Leader said to Itachi sternly, then walked out of the room. Itachi growled as he left the room. Xeala stuck her tongue out at Itachi, then ran back into the room the people were coming out of. Itachi stomped into the room after her. ( THIS IS LIKE A GAME OF TAG!)

Observing the room, a blur of blue disappeared behind Hidan, who was staring up like he was having some inner thought communication with his God. ( My bets are that Pyralis is just playing pranks on him...) Itachi smirked, then walked to Hidan, who was still out of it. He grabbed Hidan and lifted him off the ground, then moved him over a bit. Hidan, of course, still not with us. Xeala, currently on the floor with her hands over her head, crawled backwards a little bit as the maddened Itachi approached. Xeala thought of the one thing she could do to possibly protect herself, which was to go Sharingan on Itachi's ass. But... Sharingan is a Uchiha gene... and... Itachi might be a little more in the mind to destroy her than he already was in. Therefore, Xeala went to more drastic measures.

"HELP HELP SOMEBODY HELP ITACHI'S RAPING ME!" Xeala screamed loudly, grabbing the attention of everybody. Itachi stood there frozen solid, and Xeala jumped up and ran out of the room. Itachi gritted his teeth, then proceeded to calmly go into the kitchen and get ice cream, his favorite of course, chocolate and black raspberry. (Thus was decided yesterday)
Xeala, it's bad enough I'm crammed into a bird's body, but torturing that idiotic Hidan and pretending to be God has gone far enough for one day. GET ME OUT OF THIS BACKPACK!
Oh, My god! I am soooo sorry! Where are you!
The backpack. Go find it.
Xeala opened Itachi's door, looked around, then tiptoed in to grab the backpack. Upon lifting the backpack and turning around, Xeala found herself nose-to-chest with a certain unhappy red-eyed human weasel.

"Going somewhere?"

"OO..." Xeala gulped, and her right foot took a step backwards. Itachi's eyes had completely caught Xeala in a death glare of hatred and doom. Her heart throbbed loud enough for even little Pyralis trapped in the backpack to hear it.

Xeala... my string... it's... it's breaking! Xeala! Pyralis panicked, knowing what happens when the bell strung around his neck falls off. (This hasn't happened for many, many years... and if a certain other authoress who saw the picture of what happens says anything, Liz, I know where you sleep...) Xeala herself knew perfectly well. But, in the current state of unparalleled fear and terror facing Xeala right now, even something that drastic didn't break her fear's barrier.

Ba-bump.
Xeala stared into Itachi's eyes, standing in place as a statue. Itachi lifted his hand, and the gleam of light on metal caught Xeala's eye.

Ba-bump.
Xeala's frightened expression was reflected by the smile on Itachi's face, coming from the fact that soon, this annoying little 12 year old would be gone.

Ba-bump.

As Itachi moved to strike, a rush of wind from nowhere knocked him backwards into the wall, as Xeala was still frozen solid. From the eye of a hawk circling over the trees in the forest nearby, Akatsuki headquarters had just blown to pieces. But out of that rubble, something very large, was rising up. No... not large... monstrous... it's... the size... of... one of them...

Oh dear oh dear what has Phoxsia done now? Tsk tsk, Phoxsia, you've destroyed yet ANOTHER hideout for evil! What will you do with yourself?!

Ah. Oh well. What will one do?
If I can't write a chapter tomorrow... well...
I don't come back home for 2 weeks, I'm going to camp...

I'll make sure to write something tomorrow though...

Review, and i might update for you all tomorrow.

MIGHT.