I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!

CAMP WAS COOL SO MANY PICTURES SO LITTLE TECHNOLOGY I MISSED IT SO I LUV TECHNOLOGY I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

Okay. That phase is over. Time for the chapter?

Akatsuki members crawled out from the rubble of their now-destroyed home, only to stand in awe at what had done such a devastating thing. Xeala clapped her hands over her eyes, shaking her head from side to side, as the rest of Akatsuki just stared.

Before them was something larger than the tailed beasts, though... a much calmer and gentler aura seemed to emanate from it. A white-furred dragon now sat before them, like a large serpent with exceptionally long and lanky legs, and a turquoise mane went from mid-face and ended past the tail itself, having overgrown the dragon's length by a few meters. Two pale horns on either side of the mane were at the crown of the dragon's head. It bellowed in rage, and the ground shook. Maybe a mile long! This was clearly something out of the ordinary, and Deidara was the first to speak.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!!" Deidara squeaked, hiding behind Kakuzu, who was staring as well.

"Clearly not one of the tailed beasts, Deidara, as the one tail is not a dragon," Pein said, staring at the beast, "but that raises the question of what it is," Pein turned to Xeala, who was now attempting to disappear by slowly and sneakily walking away from the rubble. She gulped loudly, then turn around.

"Um..."

"Xeala."

"...yes..." Xeala shuddered, awaiting some form of cruel punishment.

"You have blessed Akatsuki with a wonderful advantage over the world, not even a tailed beast emanates that amount of chakra! This is excellent!" Pein clapped his hands, applauding Xeala, for something that was a complete accident she was unaware of.

"WHAT?" Itachi yelled, "WHY DOES SHE GET CREDIT!? What proof is there that she's even connected to that... thing!?" With that, the large dragon moved it's long snout incredibly close to Itachi, so that Itachi then realized the thing's mouth was about three times his own height, that just being from the tip of nose to where the turquoise mane began. And of course, now pressed against an extremely large dragon's muzzle, Itachi decided he'd best not insult the dragon anymore, for... 'safety precautions'. The dragon growled, pressing harder against Itachi. Xeala smiled happily.

"Well you two seem to be best friends," Deidara joked, and Itachi shot him a glare. Deidara returned it with his own glare, and thus began the glare-off.

"WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE CHILDREN!" Xeala yelled, but was unheard by the two. She growled, then walked over to Itachi, shoving the massive dragon's head out of the way and shaking Itachi back to reality. "COME BACK TO EARTH ITACHI!" Xeala said, then stopped shaking him.

"I'm. Back."Itachi hissed, and the dragon, suspecting the tone as ill will towards Xeala, growled loudly, which moved the trees around it.

Xeala.

I'm fully aware of the situation at hand, thank you very much, Pyralis. Now if you would be so kind as to back off of the Uchiha, I will deal with matters in my own ways, whether it be soul-crushing or not.

...fine.
The massive dragon dropped it's head onto it's front paws and turned to the side, looking away from Xeala.

"Itachi, do you know where my backpack is?" Xeala asked, motioning towards the rubble.

"Not. A. Clue." Itachi said, then walked away.

"FINE BE THAT WAY BASTARD!" Xeala said, picking up a large piece of wall and throwing it towards him. The dragon blew the piece through the air and towards Hidan, who ducked just in time to avoid having his head knocked off. Xeala growled, and the dragon turned it's head away quickly, closing it's eyes and pretending to be sleeping.

"Um... Leader... what now?" Deidara asked.

"...oh... right..." Pein looked around and poked through the rubble, "I don't think we're gonna be here too much longer, that noise was probably noticeable for kilometers around... we'll need to get far away to avoid any attention being drawn here." Pein looked around, then pointed in a random direction, "That way."

"...why that way?"

"I really... don't know..." Pein said, shrugged, and started walking that way, past the dragon, as if that's something you see everyday.
"...how long is this going to take?" Xeala asked, complainingly... and stuff...
"Days... weeks...lalala..." Pein continued walking, as Xeala's draw hit the ground.

"WEEKS?! WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GET FOOD!?!!" Xeala yelled.

"We... don't?"

"...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Xeala fell on the ground and rolled around on the ground, then grabbed Itachi's ankles. "ITACHIIIIII... FOOOOD... NONE... HELLLLLLP!" Xeala screamed, then looked up, to see Itachi holding his cloak around himself quite tightly, as if hiding something Xeala may see if she happened to look up from where she was.

"...Xeala... please... go... away..." Itachi said, nervously. Xeala rolled away to the next person.

"HIIIIIIIIDAN CAN I EAT YOUR ARM!?"

"GO AWAY SENSELESS TWIT!"

"...DEIDARA CAN YOU MAKE CLAY INTO FOOD!?"

"no."

"TOBI ARE YOU A LOLLIPOP?"

"I'm not even supposed to be in the show yet..."

"Kakuzu—"
"No."

"Kisa—"
"NO WAY!"

"...anyone?"

"Wait what about me?! I'm salad!"

"Salad bad."

"Fine.. you know what... since you refuse to feed me..." Xeala said, walking towards the dragon, and the whole of Akatsuki twitched in fear, as Xeala climbed onto the dragon's head and sat down, then crossed her legs and arms and turned her head away from them, "You're as going to deal with my singing."

"Well at least it's not pre-recorded shit like Shakira..." Itachi rolled his eyes and started following Pein.

"SHAKIRA SHAKIRA!" Xeala screamed over their voices, and they all shuddered. "OH BABY WHEN YOU DANCE LIKE THAT, YOU MAKE A WOMAN GO MA—"
"SHUT UP XEALA!" Itachi screamed at her, and the dragon growled loudly at him.

'Fine. Deal with Torn."

"Torn?" They all asked, cocking their heads to the side. Xeala smiled evilly, and the dragon smirked as well.

"Oh dear god I know what that song is! NO DON'T SING IT XEALA!" Unnamed female member yelled to Xeala, who had begun the countdown to the song.

"I thought I saw a man brought to life, he was warm he came around and he was dignified, he showed me what it was to cry," Xeala said, jumping off the dragon's head and walking among the Akatsuki members, who rolled their eyes as she neared them, "well you couldn't be that man I adored," she poked Deidara's forehead and he frowned, clearly annoyed with the song already, "But I don't know him anymore, there's nothing where he used to lie, my conversation has run dry, that's what's going on, nothing's wrong, I'm torn!" She poked Kakuzu from behind, then twirled around and flicked Hidan's forehead, continuing to twirl, then stopped twirling in front of Itachi, who braced for the worst of the song, "I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel, Illusion never changed into something real, I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn," Xeala finished, and Itachi opened his eyes to see that Xeala had, actually, locked them in an Illusion, grinning madly. Looking, up, the sky had actually been ripped in two, and Itachi growled at the background music to the Illusion. "So I guess the fortune teller's right," Xeala said, shrugging and holding her hands up, a crystal ball appearing in one, "Should have seen just what was there and not some holy light," Xeala said, chucking it at Itachi, who caught it amazingly, then looked down into the crystal ball for a minute, to see an image of Sasuke sitting on a rock, "To crawl beneath my veins and now, I don't care, I have no luck, I don't miss it all that much," Xeala turned away from Itachi, and the background of the crystal ball faded to Orochimaru's face, "There's just so many things that I can't touch, I'm torn, I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel," the image of Sasuke changed, and showed him in his first curse form, and Itachi raised his eyebrows, "I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor, Illusion never changed, into something real, I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn, you're a little lite, I'm already torn... torn..." The image warped again, showing Sasuke in his second curse form, which, I must say, is HIDEOUS, and Itachi's hands tensed around the crystal ball, "there's nothing where he used to lie, my inspiration has run dry, that's whats going on, nothings right, I'm torn," Xeala continued, the genjuutsu going away now, "I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel, I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor, illusion never changed, into something real, I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn, I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel, I'm cold and I am shamed, bound and broken on the floor, you're a little late, I'm already torn," Xeala finished the song, walking back over to the dragon and caressing it's face. Itachi, now engulfed in rage, stomped after Pein instead of walking.

"Xeala, it's wonderful that you can sing, BUT PLEASE NOT RIGHT NOW!" Pein yelled, and she shot him a glare.

"...Baby you're all that I want... when you're lying here in my arms, I'm finding it hard to believe, we're in heaven!" Xeala started to sing Heaven, and they all moaned. "I don't see you coming up with a better idea! You already said I'm not gonna be eating!" Xeala snapped at them, and the dragon slammed it's tail on the ground angrily, shaking the ground.

"Xeala Xeala... let's... let's compromise... we'll... we'll go shopping!" Pein pleaded stupidly, and Xeala smiled.

"Good."

WOOOOOOOT! Okay. Chapter done, been home idk how many days, 3? 2? I dunno. Oh well. Review or no new chapters. TAKE IT BITCHES.