::yawn:: starting time... 11:30pm. July 23, 2007.

begin.

"I want a box of popsicles, and new shoes, and a lot of black and red silk fabric, along with some white, and fishnet, and thread, and needles, and hot pink ribbon, and then I want some other things but I'd rather not discuss those out loud, but I want some ramen cups and some playing cards and poker chips, and and and and and and and um... I think that's it." Xeala finished her fifth list of things she wanted when they went shopping... Kakuzu was sitting on top of a tree; they had tried to ask for some money to borrow. So, thus begins the trek to find a store.

DUN.

DUN.

DUN!!!!!!!!!

"I'm tired someone carry me this is boring I wanna get there already how much longer this is taking for ever ahhhrrrr!" Xeala complained as they neared a little peaceful village.

"How about fucking shutting you big fatass mouth, hm?!?" Hidan snarled, clearly annoyed.

"Well how about you go fall in a ditch." Xeala replied, horrid comeback though...
"How about you go die!?"

"MAYBE I WILL!"

"WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD YOU LITTLE FUCK!"

"WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD YOU STUPID ASS RELIGIOUS DUDE!"

"OOOOoooooh, burn, yeah!" Deidara inserted to the conversation, receiving glares from both. "Oh... bad time... mm..."
"MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO EAT DIRT!"

"MAYBE YOU SHOULD EAT WORMS!"

"MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP TALKING"

"YOU SHOULD STOP TALKING!"
And with that, Hidan was defeated.
HUZZAH!
"Okay, we'll divide into a few groups to look for the things on the list..." Pein said, holding up five different sheets of paper. He looked up to the dragon, then back down to the paper, "Xeala... you might want to tell your friend to go a little away from the village... so they don't see the giant dragon looming over them..."

"Hunh? Oh, oh yeah," Xeala said, then turned around. Can you like... i dunno... go a few miles off for a minute? We need to buy things.
Alright... any problems just holler... The dragon turned away and walked away, probably settling down to sleep... lazy thing... anyway.
"...okay... so... there's eleven of us... that means... WHO WANTS XEALA!?" Pein asked, then quickly replied, "NOT ME!"
"NOT ME!"
"NOT ME!"
"NOT ME!"
"NOT ME!"
"NOT ME!"
"NOT ME!"
"NOT ME!"
Of course, Hidan and Itachi had been busy discussing something else at the moment.
"Wait, What were we talking about?" Itachi asked, zoning back in on the group.
"Nothing. Okay so... Tobi and Zetsu... take the food list..." Pein handed Zetsu Xeala's food list, and they walked off. "Unknown and myself will take the sowing things and whatnot list..." Pein said and handed the list to Unknown, who glared at it, "Um...Kakuzu and Kisame... you can take the clothes..." Pein handed them the clothes list, and Kakuzu half-fainted at the amount of things on it which would clearly mean loss of his money, "Deidara and Sasori, you two can buy the art list stuff," Pein said, and handed it to Sasori.
"ALRIGHT ART STUFF, YEAH!" Deidara punched the air happily, and Sasori looked a little bit more pleased that he was buying something he would enjoy buying, and they walked away. "Hidan... and Itachi... since you two failed to join in our highly mature 'not me', you get to go with Xeala and buy the random list..." Pein said, and handed Hidan the random list, who shot a glare at Xeala, she merely smiled back.

"I demand to be killed," Itachi said, pointing to himself.
"Itachi, that's the worst way to get out of shopping," Hidan said, walking ahead of him.
"I'm hungry..." Xeala said, and began to drift towards a food stand, only to be dragged backwards by her collar.
"You're not gonna eat if we don't, we're elders, and you will respect our authority, NO FOOD!" Hidan said, holding her collar and continuing to walk, therefore she wouldn't reach a food stand and get food while they were starving their asses off. Itachi smiled, someone finally triumphing over the twerp.
"Xeala..."
"Yes, Itachi?" Xeala asked in an irritated tone.
"You lack... freedom of movement." Itachi and Hidan started cracking up, and Xeala was just about ready to rip both of their heads off. So, compromising, they bought her a water bottle. That's it. This is where the fun things happen.
"Hey... hey Hidan..." Xeala said, opening the water bottle.

"Yes?" Hidan replied, turning around. And he was drenched with water instantly.
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" Xeala screamed, pointing at him. This time, it was Xeala and Itachi who cracked up. ...of course... Hidan has his temper... 'problems'
"Xeala..." Itachi said, realizing this.
"HAHAHAH... yea?HAHAHA!"

"Run."

"Why?" Xeala said, as Hidan's scythe landed where she had currently been laughing. Xeala's laughter stopped immediately, and she began sprinting out of the village, screaming at the top of her lungs, running away from black-scary-mode Hidan. And, now, it was only Itachi who enjoyed the cracking up.

"THAT'S NOT EVEN MY FUCKING RELIGION YOU STUPID LITTLE FUCK!!!!" Hidan screamed, running after Xeala now in the middle of the forest.

"I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!" Xeala cried, her eyes tearing from the speed she was running at. This process continued until Hidan was flung backwards by a giant furry white and turqouise tail, then pounced on by a 300-ton dragon, of whom was very enraged. Hidan, literally, went pale.

"...I...I...I..."

"GRRRRR!" (or whatever dragons say)
Pooooooooor Hidan... this might not end too well for him... ::tsk tsk tsk::

BWAHA. REVIEW OR DIE. CHYA!