Author's Note: I know I know I made another short chapter. I'm really busy and have like no inspiration. I shall get better I promise! Don't hate me! For now just take this and be happy. Please?

Chapter 6
When they entered, Mrs. McMillan wrapped Vlad in a bone-crushing hug.

"I'm so happy!" she cried. "Such darling boys; so perfect!"

"I take it she knows?" Vlad asked.

Henry nodded, beaming with pride.

"Now Vlad," she began, "don't you let Henry get away with anything. He has a sassy mouth, you know."

"Mom!" Henry spat.

Vlad snickered. "Oh, I'll keep him in line." He winked at Henry discreetly, the latter blushing.

She released Vlad. "You boys go do whatever. Within reason, of course. Behave. I know you can't make babies, but I don't wanna hear of any STDs."

Both paled.

"Yeah, of course Mom," Henry said cooly.

Mrs. McMillan smiled knowingly, and went into the kitchen. The boys, however, quickly climbed the stairs to Henry's room. Vlad picked out a movie, not really caring what it was, and put it in the DVD player. He plopped down on the bed with Henry, kissing him hard.

"Frisky?" Henry asked.

Vlad smiled mischievously and kissed him again.

"Wait..." Henry said.

"What's wrong?" Vlad asked impatiently.

"I don't want sex and lust to be all we are," the blond said.

"Neither do I," the vampire said. "But it is fun."

"Do you wanna go on a date?" Henry asked blushing.

"Right now?"

"Why not?"

"I mean I guess that'd be fine. What do you wanna do?"

"Let's go to the Crypt."

"Why?"

"Dancing, of course. You and me, all sweaty, grinding up on each other."

Vlad's eyes widened. "Deal."