I woke up, stretching out. I hadn't been in my actual home for a while. I usually stayed with Kakashi. It was all because of my mom- my abusive manipulative mom.
I sighed, getting up. My room was the only time I got to be myself- any other time I had to be happy even if I wasn't. I put on a bright smile as I stepped out of my room. "Hey Aki!" I crouched down and ruffled my younger sisters hair When I saw her. "I'm going out to train to become Hokage! S-so you can't do that when I'm Hokage!" Aki insisted. At the age of 6 she was completely ready to become Hokage. The girl reminded me of the result of if Naruto and Hinata had a child.
"You're back from your mission." My older sister said cooly, she was 21 with a even bustier figure than Hinata. I had some nice proportions too- not that Gaara ever noticed. I was just a tad smaller that Hinata, with more boobs than waist. "Yeah, hey Tomoka." I smiled, we all had blue hair- it was a Kirizaki clan trait. Mine was down to my knees, I usually put it in a ponytail before any major fight.
"Someone's here for you." She nodded towards where the kitchen was. A sad look passed through my face, Sasuke had always came to pick me up so we could walk together to the academy. When we graduated, whenever he was off his mission he'd wait for me- right on that giant grey brick wall.
"Kay!" I headed over there, seeing my best friend TenTen. "Hey!" I waved then stopped when I saw Lee doing squats on my kitchen table. "I'm sorry... about him." TenTen sighed."Shouko-san, join me in this wonderful meeting of youth!" Lee gave me a over exited thumbs up.
"Hm, sounds great but I don't think you and I have the same meaning of 'wonderful meeting of youth.'" I narrowed my eyes teasingly. Lee was never really a victim of my flirtatious harassment, I usually did it to Kiba and Shikamaru, their reactions were just hilarious.
"I see, so you'd rather do push ups!?" Lee jumped down from the table and begun doing push ups. "Idiot!" Tenten pulled out a scroll from behind her back. "Stop!" I told both of them quickly, "Don't destroy my house while I get changed." I laughed, going to get showered.
After the shower I put on a my usual ninja wear, I grabbed my black fingerless gloves- slid them on quickly. I was still tying my Konoha forehead protector on my left arm as I ran back to them. "Read-" I stopped, hearing Aki and Lee talking. "I'm going to be 7th Hokage, so me and Konohanamaru are e-enemies, d-don't tell him though!" Aki explained. "What happened to the sixth?" Tenten laughed.
"That's Naruto-nii!" Aki said as if it should have been obvious, she'd always thought of Naruto as her brother since Kirizaki clan members were almost always women. "Right! While he's busy being Hokage I'll marry Sakura-chan!" Lee gave another thumbs up. "Well I think I might probably marry Neji." Aki declared.
Neji who was in the corner quietly gave a weak laugh. You're wrong, Naruto won't be sixth Hokage. In fact he probably won't be 7th. The sixth has some weird X shaped scar, I can barely see his face but I'd know it if I saw it.
"Unless I make him a part of my collection~" I winked at Neji. Neji immediately blushed, "Kiba is at home and Shikamaru is eating with Asuma!" Neji insisted, knowing my usual targets. "T-that's not fair!" Aki stomped her foot. "I'm sure if you ask nicely Naruto will help you train to be Hokage. He just got back you know." I told Aki, bending down.
I would know first-hand. Hokage-sama sends him on a mission right after he gets back, once I figured out what the mission was for she couldn't exactly stop me from going. When I got there I had missed most of the action, and Gaara scared me to death with him dying. I'll forever be thankful to granny Chiyo
"Let's go!" Aki grabbed my hand."We were going to go see Kakashi-sensei so it works out." Tenten said. "Why would Kakashi-sensei be in the hospital baka." I laughed, I had been sent on a nonsense mission after getting back from Gaara but I doubted Tsunade would hide Kakashi being in a hospital. Besides, he was there to greet me when I got back from that Genin-level mission yesterday. Stupid nonsense mission. "You don't know?" Lee stopped exercising. "She stayed in the sand a extra day then went directly to another mission." Neji reminded them.
I flew out of the house, out of a lazy habit I created swirling circle of water underneath me then sat on it then pulled Aki onto it. "Awesome!" Aki cheered once we started soaring above buildings at top speed. We soon landed at the hospital and I jumped off, rushing in.
"You found out?" Kakashi laughed weakly, scratching the back of his head. "I'll kill Deidara." I hissed under my breath. "That's why she didn't want you to know." Kakashi sighed. "Damn Hokage." I bit my lip. "About yesterday.." Kakashi trailed off. "I did what I needed to do. I will get Sasuke back I swear." I said fiercely. "Shouko. You cannot make rash movements by yourself." The grey-haired sensei sat up.
"WHY NOT!" I raised my voice at him for the first time in my life. "Because It's dangerous." Kakashi raised his own voice but didn't yell. "Dangerous? Being a ninja is dangerous walking down the FREAKING STREET IS DANGEROUS! YOU WANT ME TO GIVE UP ON SASUKE BECAUSE IT'S DANGEROUS!" I was getting unnecessarily riled up. "YES! That's EXACTLY what I expect you to do. For the time being." Kakashi gave me a sharp look. "WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE UP ON MY BEST FRIEND!?" I was on the verge of tears."BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU, I-" Kakashi was interrupted by Naruto walking in.
"What's... going on?" He asked. "I can't loose another one... please understand." Kakashi laid back down. "I won't die, not before I accomplish my ultimate goal. I'm sorry for being selfish." I conceded. "I can't find Naruto-nii!" Aki opened the door, "Naruto-nii!" Aki jumped into his arms. "Aki-chan want to learn a new jutsu?" Naruto grinned."Y-yes!" Aki gave him a thumbs up. "If you teach my sister sexy jutsu I'm coming after you, Naruto Uzamaki." I said, leaving the room.
I walked out the hospital and fell into grass. Just by looking around I could tell I wasn't in Konoha anymore. What happened...? I then let out a large scream, scooting back. There he was, Tobi. Next to him were the remnants of Akatsuki. "It's fine." Itachi said, looking at me with those eyes of his.
"O-" I started to call Tobi by his actual name but he glared at me, revealing a shiny sharingan in his mask. "-Kay." I covered myself, then stood. "You described her much differently." A blue-haired woman looked at the ItaKisa pair. "Mmm? Did you describe me as a fair maiden who you'd love to run away with?" I put my face close to Itachi. I hate this man. "I described you as a annoyingly outgoing, naive and reckless child. And that is Konan." Itachi said, not moving. "How cruel!" I danced away from him.
"I'm Deidara." Deidara said to me. I immediately narrowed my eyes, So you're the one who hurt Kakash-sensei. (Shouko tends to leave out the I in Kakashi.) I should kill him, but I'm surrounded. I smiled, "The great Shouko-sama at your service." I bowed. "And when I say service I mean-" I couldn't finish my sentence before I was lifted in the air by the back of my shirt. I was hanging with my back in the air and my legs and arms swinging beneath me. "Shouko Kirizaki, age 16, chuunin." Itachi's voice said.
"Kill joy." I muttered. "She's the new recruit..." another man's voice sighed. "Recruit? No, I-" I tried to explain but Itachi cut me off, "That is Pein." He said. "Welcome Shouko, starting today you are a Akatsuki member." Pein tossed a Akatsuki cloak at me. I kicked off Itachi's chest and did a backflip to the ground. "Are you people mental? I can't waltz into Konoha with this?" I held the cloak out in front of me. "Turn it inside out." A person my age's voice said. "Emi." She held her hand out to me. I've seen her face before... yes... she was in my class back in Konoha. "Shouko." I gave her my hand.
"That will be your partner." Pein said. "I'm not joining!" I exclaimed. Suddenly my arm lit up like it was on fire, "Kidding~" My mouth spoke on it's own. W-why did I say that? A jutsu? My hands put on the cloak and underneath the cover of it they made the hands signs for Otherworldly Heavens: Etheral Mindlink.
"You have nothing waiting for you in Konoha. Your sensei doesn't trust you, your teammates Laynaki and Tsena go off on their own and ignore you most of the time. The person you love lives in a different village and spends his time with Matsuri who will eventually take him from you. Your Hokage hides things from you. Your so-called friends wouldn't like you if they knew the real you. The only person who truly understood you is working under Orochimaru. Your mom hates you and your dad abandoned you. Do you know why all of this happened? Naruto." Obito's deep voice spoke in her mind.
Naruto? "Sasuke wouldn't of left if Naruto didn't exist. You know that either you or Naruto has to die for Sasuke to return to Konoha. Naruto takes up most of Kakashi's time. Your friends and your own sister would choose Naruto over you. Gaara saw his first freind as Naruto not you." Obito told me harshly.Naruto...is in the way... "Exactly." Obito urged me on. So I need to... kill... Naruto. Any good memory I had of me and Naruto was immediately replaced with emphasis on the bad ones. "I can help you." Obito's voice cut out after that.
I moved away from Itachi and went to Tobi's side. I immediately became a bit protective over him, he was the only person to be honest with me other than Sasuke. "You will be trained by Deidara and Kisame today." Itachi said before his body disappeared. Clones? "Yes." Obito answered as if I'd asked him. Every one else's bodies disappeared other than Deidara and Kisame's.
We spent a few hours trying to get me to learn how to explode things and make big waves of water. Another hour was spent on us eating and talking. I heavily flirted with Deidara and we both had a good laugh when it looked like Kisame was getting jealous. Before I knew it I was calling Deidara Dei-chan and Kisame Kisame-sensei.
Tobi had come back and teleported me into my room where I sat, smiling genuinely. "Tommorow I get to visit Gaara..." I thought to myself. It takes three days to get to the sand for the average ninja, but it only takes me two since I'm faster than most. Though, it was half because I could simply ride on my water board and then I have plenty of energy to run the last half.
"Hmm. I still have the rest of the day left. I'll find Shi-kun." I got up and begun heading out towards Shikamaru's place. "Hey Shouko." Chouji waved. "Hey!" I picked up the pace and begun walking next to him. "That has the Nara clan symbol on it. Where's Shikamaru?" I asked. "I'm taking his lunch to him right now." Chouji said, sticking a chip in his mouth.
Soon we could see Shikamaru and Naruto, it sounded like Naruto was trying to recruit Shikamaru for a mission. "In that case I'll give you a hand." Chouji said. "Count me in too." I waved. "Hey Shikamaru, here's the lunch your mother asked me to bring you." Chouji held out the lunch. "Chouji!" Naruto looked exited. "Chouji, you sure you can say that so easily? Don't you have a mission with Asuma-sensei and Ino? And Shouko didn't you agree to help me with the chuunin exams?" Shikamaru asked. "Poo. That's no fun Shi-kun." I pouted.
"Come on, we can't just ignore Naruto's request. I'll try to talk to Asuma sensei about it." Chouji smiled. "Thanks alot guys!" Naruto gave us a thumbs up. "Even if you say it to Asuma-sensei, he'll still say no... He has Tsunade-sama standing over him after all..and Shouko, you promised to help." Shikamaru stuck his hands in his pockets. I danced over to Shikamaru, "Or do you just want to be with me?" I winked. "N-no! You're so troublesome." Shikamaru looked away but I knew he was blushing.
"Hehe still eating as always. You're an even bigger fatass than before." Naruto laughed. He said the f word around Chouji! Shikamaru and I immediately started looking back at them as Chouji knocked Naruto away. The shinobi's fist expanded and he slammed his fist towards Naruto. But instead if hitting Naruto it hit some... thing. Ink fell to the ground and dirtied his fist.
Next one of those ink beasts came towards Shikamaru and I, we dodged it by kneeling next to Chouji. I stood, ready to fight as Chouji squashed the beast in his hand. "Over there." Shikamaru nodded towards a shinobi on a roof. A leaf headband? I've never seen him, and why is he attacking us? I ran my hands up my large left sleeve, feeling the headband tied around my upper arm. A imposter?
"I've never seen him before... He's wearing a Konoha headband!" Naruto noticed, squinting to see him. "That came from nowhere...I've no idea what he's doing but, that guy has to be captured and handed over to the interrogation squad. I'll cover you, Go Naruto!" Shikamaru cheered Naruto on. He... he's so pale.. "I'll help too." I told him. I reached up to my long hair and begun putting it into a ponytail. If he died then I could replace him on Team seven and have Kakashi all to myself.
Naruto begun running towards the strange guy, his face filled with anger. Just then Shikamaru and I spotted more of those ink beasts coming towards him."Naruto get down!" Shikamaru called. My hair begun getting damp, water trickled of the ends of it. Beads of water rolled out my sleeves and the diamond shaped hole in the middle of it. Any hole in my outfit, water begun slowly trickling out. "Water style: W-" I begun to do a jutsu but Shikamaru brought his hand to my arm to stop me as he did his own jutsu, killing the beasts.
I was about to be pissed off at him, until I got it. He wanted me to figure out what Sai was thinking. "Otherworldly Heavens: Eternal Mindlink." I wove a few handseals then a small little blue and purple thing that I often joked looked like a sperm begun wriggling towards Sai. "Sumiregan!" I looked at Sai, "N-no way..." There was nothing around Sai, nothing changed. I looked at Naruto who was surrounded by angry reds, sparking up like bits of fire or firecrackers. Shikamaru was coated with a cool blue and confident green. I looked back at Sai... and nothing. "He has no emotion." I whispered.
"You're fairly weak... So what do you have between your legs?" Sai asked Naruto.The perfect set up for BL!