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"Keh... see what happens when you do that Hidan?" Xeala asked, standing over Hidan's head and looking down at him, while he was crushed under the immense dragon.
"GET THIS FUCKING RAT OFF ME YOU LITTLE FUCK DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS HURTS IT MUST WEIGHT A MILLION FUCKING POUNDS OHMYGOD GET IT FUCKING OFF!" Hidan screamed.
"Well, You're close, he weighs 300tons, which is six hundred thousand pounds," Xeala replied smartly.
"YOU STUPID FUCK I'M GONNA KILL YOU GRRRRRRRR!" Hidan said... still... trapped under the dragon.
"Xeala. Get the dragon off of Hidan."
"...yes... leader..." Xeala said, then walked over to the dragon and pushed him back a few feet, so Hidan sprang up and was about to slice off her head, then noticed the nose of the dragon was resting on his own head, and stepped back a few feet, Xeala petting the dragon's muzzle, "Thank you Pyralis..."

"Ok. Now Xeala, WE HAVE EVERYTHING ARE WE ABLE TO MOVE ON!?!" Pein yelled at her, and she nodded, taking all of the supplies. Poor Kakuzu was crying from loss of money.
"Now what?" Sasori asked, looking quite bored, "Are we going to find a new place?"
"Maybe... in..." Pein spun in a circle, then stopped pointing in some random direction, "that general area... onward!"
And thus began the march for a new hq.

Which I have no ideas for, so, we'll skip right to the good part.

Time: 8 months After Series Starts. Location: New Akatsuki HQ.

There was a point to having Xeala buy all that silk. I

IT'S HER NEW AKATSUKI KIMONO THAT I SO BEAUTIFULLY FASHIONED!
See it on DeviantArt. Then come back here and continue reading.

"I'M MAKING ICE CREAM!" Xeala screamed as she shoved open the kitchen door.
Thud.
Without noticing the person she had hit with the door, Xeala bounced into the kitchen, then looked down as a scream of pain came from under her. Xeala had hit Kisame with the door, he fell over, and she had just put him out of comission for what could be a few weeks, seeing as she took that first bounce straight into that one tender part of the male body. Kisame squeaked, then rolled over. Xeala covered her mouth, then poked him with her foot to make sure she hadn't killed him.
"IT HURTS!"
"Well, That's a good sign..." Xeala said, backing out of the room, straight into Pein, who had heard the ice cream announcement.

"Xeala. What did you do."

"...well... judgin by... how hard I hit him... I decomissioned Kisame for a month and a half..." Xeala said, rubbing the back of her neck embarassedly.

"Great for you. I was just about to send him and Itachi on a mission. Get you get to be his replacement then..." Pein brushed past her as her jaw hit the floor. Itachi walked into the kitchen moments later. He looked from Xeala, to Kisame, to Pein, then turned around to leave. "WONDERFUL OF YOU TO JOIN US ITACHI! We were just discussing your newest mission!"

"Kisame's..." Itachi started.
"Been replaced for the moment," Pein said, eating ice cream out of a large vat.

"...by..." Itachi glanced to Xeala, and his eyes bulged, "I refuse, I completely refuse, no way no how not ever, never, never, never!"

"It's already been decided, you and Xeala will go to Konoha to capture the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi, Uzumaki Naruto. You have fifteen minutes to be out the door." Pein said, and pulled chocolate syrup out and poured it all over his ice cream vat. Itachi's jaw also hit the floor.

"WHY ME?" Itachi and Xeala said at the same time, pointing at each other.

"Because that's who I chose. Duh. Five seconds to be out the door," Pein said, holing up his hand, counting down from five.

"Bu-" Xeala started.

"Three. Two." Pein continued, and Xeala and Itachi ran out the door of the Akatsuki HQ so fast you wouldn't have been able to see them.

"That... was... close..." Xeala said, chest heaving up and down.

"I'm not talking to you," Itachi said, walking away from her.

"Fine, walk the whole way, see how long it takes you to get there," Xeala walked into a field of turquoise grass, that started moving upward as she sat down. As Pyralis yawned, (and Itachi got a horrible case of morning breath, might I add) Itachi rethought that last statement of his.

"Xeala..."

"Climb aboard," Xeala said, laying down in the forelock of the dragon's mane. Itachi eventually made it up to where Xeala was, attempting to stand up straight as Pyralis moved, resulting in him falling over. "There are horns positioned quite conveniently for you to hold on to, Itachi," Xeala said, pointing to Pyralis' horns.

"O..."

THIS BEGINS MY ATTEMPT TO CATCH UP WITH THE SERIES! OMG NOT REALLY WORKING BUT OH WELL! CHYA!