Hi, Internet. (ahh it felt weird typing that nope nope never again) well, here's chapter four because three was WAY too small. love you all! -Georgia

I had almost been dating Dan a month, which was surprising, exhilarating, and amazing all at once. I hung out at Dan and Phil's house a lot. At least once a day, I'd be over at their house. Phil loved that we were together but he would scream whenever he walked in on us kissing.

It was a boring Tuesday night inside. I was wearing a pair of fuzzy pajamas that had llamas on it. Dan got it for me a while ago, claiming that they didn't have his size and he had to buy them so he bought them for me. After watching a little Supernatural (Dan got me obsessed), I decided to go visit Dan. I stood up stretched and went to go check myself in the mirror. I crossed the hallway faster than usual and knocked on the door. Nobody answered. I knocked again. Still no answer. Either they weren't there, or they were ignoring the door. Probably the later.

I went to the plant and got the spare key out of it's hiding place. I unlocked the door and stepped in. All the lights were on. They were just ignoring me. I heard Dan's muffled talking and a shower running. I traced Dan's talking to his bed room and strained to hear it. His door was open but I was out of view.

"I mean, it wouldn't be so bad. Put a little lemon and sugar on it and the Placenta might taste a bit like a pancake. What if someone made placenta flavored pancakes?" Ok, this was weird. "Anna says: Who is that person in your doorway Dan.." I moved so he couldn't see me. "What person? Are you guys trying to scare me? Ok, I'm getting a lot of comments saying no but I think you are just making this up." I heard the shower turn off so I ran off before anything could happen.

I went back into my flat and around a half an hour later, I heard a knock on the door. It was Dan. "Um, hi. Did you come to my apartment like half an hour ago?''

"Um, no, I was here watching supernatural the whole time. Why?" I lied feeling guilty.

"Oh. I was uh, video chatting a friend and they uh, said they saw a girl with brown hair." he said awkwardly.

Oh. That explains everything. He was just joking around with a friend. I was really confused. I couldn't help but wonder why he was being so awkward though. We were long past that stage in our relationship. Dan was looking guilty too.

"I need to tell you something. Go on a walk with me?" he said.

"Sure." I said eagerly.

I pulled on a pair of moccasins and walked out the door with Dan. Dan held my hand as we were walking out. We walked quietly until we made it to the elevator. It said 'going down' and I jumped back, still not used to that. Dan caught me and wrapped his arms around me. "Still not used to that?" He laughed.

"Nope." I said and bopped him gently on the nose.

He grinned and tilted my chin up gently kissing me. I kissed him back until the elevator dinged, indicating that the door was opening. We pulled away from each other and grinned like madmen.

We walked down 4 or so blocks to the local park. We sat down on the bench. "So, Les-'' he was cut off by a scream.

"Ohmygod you're danisnotonfire!" Two young girls ran up to us.

"Dan, what are they talking about?"

"No, you guys are probably thinking of someone else.'' Dan said quickly.

"Oh, sorry. You do look like him though. Can I have your number?''

"Sorry, I have a girlfriend.'' he said motioning to me.

"Oh what a shame. When you get tired of her, come find me.'' When? Who did she think she was?

"Let's go home.'' I said, grabbing Dan's hand.

We walked back to the building hand in hand silently. This time, we didn't kiss in the elevator but we did kiss before he left me at my door. I had a mission. I had to figure out who this danisnotonfire was. I opened up my laptop and typed danisnotonfire into Google search. A video popped up. Photo Booth Challenge.

I clicked on it. A face popped up. "Hi Internet.'' That defiantly looked and sounded like Dan. I bit my lip worriedly. I searched danisnotonfire wiki. Then it hit me. Under the box 'full name' it says Dan Howell. Related searches AmazingPhil. Phil Lester. A sob escaped my mouth. Dan lied to me this whole time.

I had to talk to him. I walked over to the door and knocked. Phil answered. "Hey Leslie."

"Hi Phil. Feeling amazing?'' I put emphasis on the word.

"What?" His eyes widened. "Wait Leslie!'' Phil said as I pushed past him.

I walked into Dan's room where he was on tumblr. " Hey Leslie.'' Dan said casually.

"Hey Dan. Or would you like me to call you danisnotonfire?'' his eye's looked hurt.

"Who told you?"

"Dan it was only a matter of time.''

"I should have known. You're not stupid.'' he sighed.

"You lied to me. For our whole relationship!'' I felt my eyes tearing up.

"No, Les, it's not like that.'' Dan said getting up and trying to hug me.

"Get away from me!" I screamed, running out of the apartment. I heard Dan's muffled sobs behind me. I ran into my apartment sobbing and I collapsed on the bed.

DUN DUN DUNNNN. I'll make you all a deal. If I get another review, I'll update again tonight. Or maybe I will even if I don't, irk I love you guys so I might. Oh well. Bye -Georgia