Lalala...this is going smoothly...

"Are you awake?" Itachi poked Xeala in the forehead. Xeala twitched. "Xeala?"

"zzzZZzzz... few more minutes Sasuke it's not training time yet.." Xeala rolled onto her side and grabbed Itachi's arm, hugging it like a stuffed animal. And still sleeping. Itachi bit his lip.

"I...hate...kids..." Itachi growled through his teeth, then looked around. Sure, he found a cliff to sit on and try and wake her up. To what avail? A bird sitting on his head and his arm being... well... 'squished.' Plus, now the Jinchuuriki is traveling with the legendary Sannin, Jiraiya! "Xeala!" Itachi snapped, pushing her shoulder with the other arm.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Xeala jumped up, letting go of Itachi's hand, and then landed on the edge of the cliff. She started wobbling over the edge, then sliding down the side of the cliff. "TACHI HELP ME HELP!" She yelped, fingertips just holding onto the edge. Itachi watched, smirking. Xeala's fingers started slipping off... eventually the last one started to twitch. Itachi sighed, realizing he couldn't just let her fall off the cliff. Her last finger let go of the cliff, Xeala screamed, and then Itachi grabbed her wrist and yanked her up. "YOU PLANNED THAT!!" Xeala yelled at him, throwing a rock at him, which missed.

"Maybe you should grow. up." Itachi spat the words out at her like venom, and Xeala quieted down. ...I have... acted a little... childish lately...he's right... Xeala looked down, and drew little circles on the cliff with her finger. Itachi huffed and started walking. "Get up. We have a bit of a dilemma ahead of us. The Jinchuuriki is now traveling with the legendary Sannin, Jiraiya. In your terms... Xeala... we're teetering on the edge of fucked." Itachi said looking up at the sky like I-hate-you-god.

"Well that's always fun." Xeala said in a depressed tone, then got up and followed him with her head hung.

"Jesus christ, do you have a calm mood that isn't scary to look at? All you have for emotion is hyper, angry, and depressed." Itachi said, looking over his shoulder.

"Maybe you should be nicer, Itachi," a deep voice echoed. Itachi stopped walking, looking around to see where it came from. Xeala kept walking and paid it no mind, like she didn't hear it. Itachi shrugged it off and kept walking.
"Hey... Itachi..." Xeala started, "how are you always so calm?"

"...I don't really know..."

"Well that's stupid." Xeala crossed her arms, still walking, and started to look around at where they were. "Where are we going exactly?"

"To get the Jinchuuriki. Wasn't that obvious?"

"So I blindly follow you to whatever corner of the world you think it's at?"

"Exactly." Itachi stated proudly.

"WELL THAT'S THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!!"

"And there she goes..." Itachi rolled his eyes as Xeala started her anger up.

"WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO EVEN FOLLOW YOU THIS IS TOTALLY UNFUCKING FAIR!!! I WANT TO DO SOMETHING BESIDES HAVE TO GO AROUND TO ALL THESE STUPID PLACES CATCHING JINCHUURIKI IT'S SOOOOO STUPID WHY WHY WHY!" Itachi turned around with an irritated look.

"You want something better to do?" He asked harshly, and Xeala quieted down realizing he meant Soukuyomi.

"...no..." Xeala looked down at her feet immediately.

"Thought so." Itachi turned and kept walking. Xeala looked up, about to speak, then looked back down.
"We'll stop to eat somewhere... knowing you and your vicious appetite you would probably be ready to kill around now..." Itachi picked up a piece of his hair and examined it, "I need a shower..." he said under his breath, noticing the horrid condition his hair was in.

GRRRRRRRROOOOWWWLLLL.
"Xeala...was that your dragon?" Itachi looked over his shoulder. Xeala shook her head no, then pointed to her stomach. Itachi sighed. "And that is why little kids are #1 on my shit list. They eat way too fucking much," Xeala remained quiet, "...Xeala?" still no reply, "you know you don't need to be that quiet..." Itachi looked over his shoulder again, Xeala looking completely miserable, "...or... go ahead and be quiet..."

"ACHOOOOO!"

Itachi blinked, then turned around. Xeala had sneezed herself backwards into a tree, then looked up.

"Do you have the flu?" Itachi asked, staring at her bright red nose.

"...uh..no... no I don't..." Xeala looked down and covered her nose.

"You have the flu," Itachi stated, then sighed, "well this is going to take a while..."

"I don't have the...the... the... ACHOO! ...flu..." Xeala said, then folded her knees up to her chest and rested her chin on them.

"It's not illegal to be sick, you know."

"It's illegal to exist in your book, Itachi." Xeala spat back at him.

"...that was uncalled for..."

"OH NO. That was completely called for. That was called for weeks and weeks ago, Itachi! You. Have. No. Manners!" Xeala bit her lip, then thrust herself quickly off the ground and began powerwalking down the cliff thing.

"...shit."

"You know what else, Itachi, you can find your own place to eat. Good. Bye." Xeala walked off with her nose high in the air.

"...damn shit. I don't think losing Xeala was part of this mission..."

AHHHHHH. I MADE A CHAPTER IN MANGA FORM HURRAY!

But I have no money.
AND STILL HAVEN'T GONE TO A.C.MOORE.
GAAAAAAH.
Oh well.

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