TT POOR PYRALIS!!

It's okay… it's okay… (spent the night crying)

It's all okay…
okay. Phew.
Time for the next chapter.

"Good morning." Xeala walked into the Akatsuki HQ and sat down on the nearest couch, staring at a blank wall, not focusing on anything else. Her hair had turned completely purple now.
"XEALA YOU'RE BACK HURRAY!!" Deidara ran into the room and towards Xeala, until Itachi blocked him off, and said something under his breath. Deidara's eyes bulged, and he turned towards the kitchen, walking away.
"ACHOO!" Xeala sneezed and went back to staring at the wall.
Sasori looked over a book at her for a few minutes, and when she had not moved after that amount of time, attempted to poke her in the arm with his tail. (the scorpion tail thing…)

"Sasori-no-danna, it would be greatly appreciated if you did not touch me." Xeala said, not even looking at him, and Sasori withdrew his tail and bit his lip.

"What's wrong with you Miss Emo?" Sasori sassed her, and she turned only her head towards him.
"Nothing." Sasori stared blankly at her inhuman eyes, then retreated into the safety of his book. Deidara, watching from a corner, gulped, and Itachi nudged him.

"I told you she got weird."

"Yea… look what happened to her, after only a little bird, yea?" Deidara said and looked around for something.

"What are you looking for?" Itachi asked.
"I'm looking for her sketch book… she usually leaves it lying aro-there it is, yea!" Deidara reached for it, and Itachi grabbed his wrist.

"You think she wants you touching it when it has pictures of him in it?"

"…Shit, un," Deidara said, then slumped against the wall. Seconds later, Xeala walked past them and into the kitchen.

"Hello, Xeala… returned unsuccessful?" Pein asked, eating his ice cream. Xeala looked at him.

"The mission has been postponed to a more convenient time that will not mean certain death for all of Akatsuki. As for me, I require sustenance in order to thrive, which I will achieve by eating an apple." Xeala picked up an apple and walked out of the room. Another loud sneeze echoed through the headquarters. Pein shuddered, as Itachi and Deidara ran into the room.

"DID YOU SEE THAT!?" They both yelled, and Pein nodded.

"…very…very…weird." Pein said, staring at the door, and shuddered again. "Did Sasori make her into a puppet?" Itachi and Deidara shook their heads, and Deidara nudged Itachi.

"…she um… her… Pyralis… um…" Itachi looked down.

"OUT WITH IT BEFORE I KILL YOU!" Pein said, aiming his spoon.

"…her dragon-friend died of old age… on the way to find the Jinchuuriki…"

"That's not too big of a problem."

"Leader…she lost her mind... She was going to take on one the Legendary Sannins."

"…oh… then there is a problem…even though she probably could kill one of them if she was mad enough…" Leader stood up, looked down at his ice cream, then looked back up at the two of them. "Very well. Hm… since… Itachi… you're the most experienced with children, and Deidara, you're the… most… err… spirited… you two can sane-ify Xeala."

"…" They turned to lookd at each other with a did-he-seriously-just-say-that?
"Glad you agree." Pein walked out of the room, ice cream and spoon in tow.

"…experienced with children? He can't mean Sasuke…" Itachi said to himself.
"Spirited?" Deidara asked himself. They both looked at each other. "This is your fault." Deidara said, and walked out of the room.

"WHY IS EVERYTHING MY FAULT?" Itachi stomped his foot and chucked a knife towards the door. Then turned around to complain to himself like a sissy girl.

OOOOkay. Yeap. That's the end.

Of the story.

Forever.

And ever.
And ever.

Well. No. I lie.
The end of part one.
PART TWO! SOON TO COME! WHEEE!! Not a different story that's too complicated… hehe…

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