Part Two: SHIPPUUDEN.
Do not read this if you have not read the Naruto Manga completely or haven't seen Naruto Shippuuden. If you do.
Well.
You'll hate me. FOREVER. AND EVER. So don't. Otherwise. READ READ READ READ READ!!!!!! PLUS. It's rated TEEN for a reason. Don't read this if you aren't ready to make fun of SEX and basically everything. Thank you, Thank you.

"Hey…Xeala…wake up," Itachi nudged Xeala's shoulder. She ripped the blanket comforter tighter around herself and moaned, then fell back asleep. Itachi shivered. Sure, Pein hadn't ever gotten Xeala a room and she had to sleep in his bed… KIIINDA WEIRD… But yea… Xeala slept facing the wall no matter, whatever, Itachi dealt with it. At least she doesn't kick in her sleep… like Sasuke did… "Wake up or I'm sending you into Sasori or Hidan's room," Itachi stated, and Xeala screamed, then jumped onto the floor. Plus there's always that to make me happy. Itachi always enjoyed Xeala's screaming and falling out of the bed. He found it hilarious that she fell for the same thing every morning. But, who could blame her? Sleeping in Hidan's room isn't exactly as the thing you want to do… He could do some type of… rape… ritual… At least Xeala suspected that. And… well… Sasori… and the vibrating wooden dick of hell. Why, oh why did he replace it with that? Why? …Why had Xeala even gone into his room at that time… not remembering that reason right now… But it happened. And Xeala feared them. Xeala yawned, then crawled back onto the bed, still tangled in the blanket, and curled up, early morning stupidity having her mistake Itachi's knee as a pillow. …She is SO stupid in the morning… Itachi stared and pulled out a kunai. Xeala's eyes opened and she lifted her head up quickly, hitting Itachi in the chin quite hard with her thick skull. "Ow."

"Oh fuck off, dattebayo, I'm gonna punch you in the face with a spiked fist if ya keep it up." Surprisingly, her fear of Hidan, she adopted his cussing. The short temper was always there, as we know from the bashing.
"Why don't you go ask Sasori how quickly he'd let you move into his room."

"…evil." Xeala scooched to her side of the bed and started unwrapping the tangled blanket. "Tachi I need help again."

"Oh boy." Itachi reached over and picked up one piece of the blanket, threw it over her head, and pulled another side of it. A little more unwrapping and Xeala was freed of the blanket's horrible grasp.

"That blanket always gets me," Xeala said, rubbing the side of her arm. Itachi eyed her, then pushed her off the bed. "Ouchie! What was that for?"

"Just because it's fun," Itachi said, then sat on the edge of his side of the bed and got up. After a few seconds, Itachi turned back around and started fishing through the blanket that had attacked Xeala so many times.

"Itachi… what are you looking for?"

"Your shirt."
Xeala looked down at her shirtless front, thankfully she had a bra on, at least. Besides that, she was just wearing a pair of Akatsuki style pajama pants.

"That thing always gets eaten by that stupid ass blanket."

"Why don't you just wear two shirts to bed?" Itachi asked, pulling the black tank top out of the blanket and tossing it to her.

"Cuz YOU never remember to remind me," Xeala answered, and put her tank top on.

"…note to self… give Sasori the honor of taking care of Xeala." Itachi muttered as Xeala walked out of the room to make breakfast for Akatsuki as she always did.
"DEIDARA! I'M MAKING BREAKFAST YOU WANNA HEELLLLP?" Itachi covered his ears as Xeala/Deidara began their day of all-too happy. Moments later, he heard Pein walking down the hallway screaming his usual rants of threatening to kill or maim Xeala in some way. Then there was Sasori's seductive voice.

"Xeala…you sure you don't want to move in to my room…"

"NO WAY! SASORI! YOU FREAK!" Itachi's eyes bulged as he heard the sound of frying pan against wood.

"Oh…" Sasori had semi-fallen in love with her art... and basically the whole package deal… and Xeala was creeped out by Sasori in almost every way.

"Blah, Deidara! Can't you talk some sense into him?"

"He doesn't listen to me, he's my superior, un. I'm supposed to listen to him, yea."

"Well I hate it!"

"IF YOU THREE DON'T STOP, NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, GAME'S OVER! XEALA SASORI AND DEIDARA YOU ARE GOING TO THE SAND VILLAGE TO CAPTURE THE JINCHUURIKI OF SHUUKAKU. RIGHT AFTER I EAT BREAKFAST."

"NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" -Xeala

"Yes…" -Sasori

"HURRAY A MISSION WITH MY BUDZ, UN!!" -…Deidara. Xeala groaned and sat down on the ground, holding her head in her hands. She looked up suddenly. Oh it's over bitches. Xeala stood up and walked out of the kitchen without looking at anyone, and continued down the empty hallway until she came to the exit. She eyed it warily, then went back into Itachi's room to grab her stuff. Of course Itachi just finished his shower, standing there in a towel, screamed.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!"

"…"

"JESUS CHRIST!"

"…" Xeala knelt down at the edge of the bed and fished around for her backpack. She grabbed it and slung it over her shoulder, then walked down out of the room and down the hallway to the bathroom. A few minutes later, Xeala walked out of the bathroom in a semi-sports bra semi-tank-top type of black…well…thing… with white stripes down the side, red-and-black plaid shorts she rolled to be a bit…showy. Of course, she moved past the stage of sneakers and onto big black steel toe combat boots. Making sure the coast was clear, she walked down the hall to the exit."

"Bye. Losers."
SLAM.
"Did the door just close? Hey, Pein, go see who it is!" Tobi nudged Pein, who was annoyed as ever.
"No, Tobi, why don't you go look," Pein said, biting his lip to keep from murdering/destroying Tobi on the spot.

"Fine! Tobi shall because Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi left the room, and everyone sighed. An aggravated and not-really-dressed, a.k.a. pajama pants, Itachi walked into the room and growled something under his breath. Moments later, Tobi came screaming and flailing into the room.
"OMG.TOBI.WENT.TO.LOOK.FOR.THE.PERSON.BUT.NO.ONE.WAS.HERE.SO.TOBI.LOOKED.OUTSIDE.AND.XEALA.WAS.LEAVING.REALLY.REAALLY.REALLY.FAST.AND.LOOKED.PISSED.OFF." Tobi screamed in their faces, and Pein's coffee mug exploded. He glared at everyone in the kitchen.

"Fetch, you worthless dogs." Pein left the kitchen. The rest of them looked at each other and sighed. This was going to be a long. Long. Long. Day.

they say all teenagers scare the living shit outta me!
they could care less as long as so-…oh…
you people are reading this aren't you…
well…I wasn't singing…
or was i?!?!?!
LOL. WHEE I'M ON CRACK

not really

lol.

review please. The story isn't over yet.
yet.