Oo woot. Time for part two:chapter two
fun fun fun fun
wheeee anyway
I dunno when I'll get more pictures up on deviantART…so… until then you'll have to deal with my crapass descriptions…
cuz I'm estupido in my honors classes
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"Heh." A figure jumped out of a tree, landing on a dirty and worn path. Xeala looked around, making sure no one had seen through the diversion she sent off. One shadow clone in each direction just to piss the bitches at Akatsuki off. She, of course, got as far away as she could in ten minutes, ( prolly about three or five miles of something) Her eyes wandered as her feet followed at a calm walk. Xeala reached around and pulled her backpack forward, then fished through it for a piece of black silk. She pulled it out, shaking the dust out of it, and paused for but a minute to examine it. It was a black and white cocktail dress for anything formal Akatsuki planned, like ohmygod-party-time or when Pein had to take them to meetings with people who wanted other people dead for money. The white part of the dress being a sketchy rose on the bottom right side on the front. She slipped the dress over her current clothing and shook to get the wrinkles out. She reached back under the dress and pulled the shorts off her hips, then folded them and tucked them into her backpack. It was something new for her, walking around without constant stalkers or being surrounded by people everywhere. This was freedom. This. Was how she wanted to live. Of course, food and hygiene are always a problem. Xeala continued along the path and came upon a little tiny village with lots of shops and rustic hotels. HUZZAH!

AKATSUKI PANIC!
"…That means I have to put on pants…" Itachi growled and walked out of the room. Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Tobi, and coffee mug all watched the door slam, then turned to face each other.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT COFFEE MUG DOING!! DIE SATANIC BEAST DIE!" Hidan smashed the cup against a wall and it shattered. The rest of them watched with panicked looks.

"…who took my wallet." Itachi walked back into the room in his boxers, holding up his pants and shaking them. Apparently, there was no wallet where the usually was.

"ITACHI OHMYGOD I'M BLIND!!" Deidara screamed and covered his eyes-err... eye and scope... He turned away, and Itachi threw his pants at Deidara.
"Shut the hell up, You know damn straight I'm the sexiest of all Akatsuki."

Oh. Boy.
"WHO SAYS YOU'RE THE SEXIEST? HM? HM? HM? WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS THE SEXIEST ONE OF THE BEST ONE OF THE ONE WHO GETS TO SLEEP WITH XEALA?" Sasori yelled and pelted a fork at Itachi.

"…Xeala's frightened of you, Sasori, and very weirded out by you as well," Itachi said, flicking the fork to the ground.

"SHUT UP YOU DATTEBAYO!" (it means bastard! Hurray! I know what it means!)
The door opened and Blue walked into the room. They all stared. (blue unnamed female member) Blue frowned, then clenched her fists. "WILL YOU FUCKING IDIOTS SHUT UP ALREADY WE ARE TRRRYYYYYING TO PLAY CHESS HERE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. AND PEIN SAYS YOU HAVE TO TAKE KAKUZU BECAUSE HE'S BUGGING HIM AND PEIN SAYS YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS ONCE YOU FIND KAKUZU TO LEAVE AND YOU HAVE SIX SECONDS TO FIND KAKUZU ONCE I'M DONE YELLING AT YOU!!!!" Blue finished, and they all stared in fright. "ONE…TWO…" All of them shot out of the room, Itachi hopping to try and put on his pants while moving.

Nine seconds later.

The now assembled…and fully-clothed… Akatsuki members flew out the exit like disrupted bees from their hives. Panting, they came to their senses.

"Okay, here's the plan," Itachi started, being the all-wise and all-knowing Itachi.

"WHY DO YOU GET TO MAKE THE PLAN!"

"…anyway…here's the plan… we find Xeala…" Itachi looked around. "Anyone have any idea which way she went?" Itachi looked from side to side.

"Not. A. Clue."

"Cool."

".. oh boy… okay… so… there's infinite numbers of places she might be, and like…five of us… or whatever…"

"I'LL LOOK FROM THE SKY!!"

"…You do that Deidara…" Deidara poofed up a birdy and jumped on it's back, then flew away. "Well, now that we're rid of one idiot… who wants to go next?" Sasori groaned and walked away, not being able to get his puppet to travel around in today. It basically sucked. Itachi looked at Kisame, who walked off as well. Itachi turned to look at Hidan and Kakuzu, but they were gone already. Itachi sat down and leaned against a tree. "I'll just wait for them to come back…" Itachi looked up at the exit/entrance and shuddered as Pein glared at him with his glarey glare of glareness. "Okay okay I'll go help…" Itachi got up and walked off into the forest too. "I still want to know where my wallet went…"

WHEE BACK TO XEALA-NESS

Xeala was sitting in a ramen shop noisily slurping ramen, a ( quite… 'full') wallet with a skull and crossbones on the front next to the bowl of ramen. Xeala finished her bowl of ramen, and picked up the wallet, flipping it over and scratching at the word embroidered on the back. Why… WHY is it embroidered… fucking goddamn them all with their stupid ass shit and stupid gaytardness. They should all die if you ask me. DIE.

I bet Deidara and Sasori have gotten it on at least once. Xeala turned around to leave the ramen shop, shoving the wallet into her dress' bodice.


…I bet they've all gotten it on with each other at least once… She looked from side to side and walked across a few yards, then left the village perimeters.
…fucking gay-tards. Xeala looked up at the sky, not a single damn cloud. Why no clouds? WHY?
UGH.
That meant no good shade on the path.
Stupid bastards prolly think I'm running through the forest at a billion miles per hour right about now. Losers.

BACK AT THE PLACE THE AKATSUKI PEOPLE WERE JUST AT.

Hidan, Kisame, Sasori, Kakuzu, and Deidara were all sitting on the ground at the place they were just at. Tobi arrived back in a few minutes, looking defeated.
"Shadow clone?"

"Tobi should have seen through the shadow clone… Tobi should have found the real Xeala!"

"Tobi. NO ONE DID."

"…you guys… we're missing Itachi."

"Oh boy." Sasori held his head in his hands and sighed heavily.
"That's two missing members."

"I don't think Itachi's really missing, un, he's prolly just still looking… or went to find the real Xeala if he was lucky, yea."

"Stupid fucking bastard better get his fucking ass back here with some type of solid gold Xeala if he doesn't get the fucking real one or we're all gonna be fucking dead."

"Jesus Christ Hidan, calm down," Kisame said, and Hidan got up and held out his scythe towards Kisame.
"DO NOT USE THE NAME OF THAT FAKE AND IDIOTIC HUMAN AROUND ME MORTAL!"
"YOU WANNA BRING IT OLD MAN?"
"…will you all…shut. Up." Everyone turned to the woods where Itachi was leaning against a tree, arms crossed, and glaring.

"…ok."

"so… you find a shadow clone?"
"Nope."

"Then where's Xeala, yea?"

"I don't know." They all frowned.

"…well Itachi, you're helpful. You're supposed to be one of the most powerful people here…" Kisame said and rested his head on his hand.

"I know where she's going though." All the heads jumped up and turned to him with a simultaneous, "WHERE?!"

"To sleep. On the side of a path. And judging from the month it is, she went south."

"Itachi, you've saved our asses." Kakuzu said and stretched a little.
"I've slept in the same bed as the girl for two and a half years. Of course I would know where she's going."

"…Itachi… that came out really wrong…" Sasori said, and stood up.

"…damn it did…" Itachi said, and started walking in the direction he believed was south.

"Itachi…" Itachi turned around, and the rest of Akatsuki was on the other side of the clearing… "South is THIS way…"

"…testing you all…"

"sure you were, Itachi, sure you were."

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