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Flashback: Eight months before Shippuuden series start. Without names. Those will be revealed later.

"…did…we…"

"…yea…we did…"

"…oh…"

"…are you okay…"
"yea…I'm…I'm fine…just fine…"
"…you should sleep…"

"When… have I ever… done what… I should…?"


Back to the normal time period.

"I'm…so tired…." Xeala stared at a tree, then walked towards it sleepily. Not the most hidden location, but, it would be fine for a quick catnap. Xeala put her hand on the tree, then walked around to the back of it, and examined the trunk for any frighteningly large bugs. After bug destruction verification, she looked around once more, then sat down on the ground, leaning carefully against the tree's large trunk. Drifting off to sleep was harder than usual. No one was around to talk to her. Not anyone at all. Not one single person. It was an insane peace. A resounding silence that would drive her eventually mad.
A venomous heaven.

Back to the wandering group of Akatsuki members

"Itaaachi…. Do you know where you're going?"

"Yes."

"Then why'd you start going north?"

"TESTING MERELY TESTING."

"…sure…"

"I'll kill you."

"That I don't doubt… but Pein would be mad."

"…"

"You all suck ass." Hidan said, just because he wanted to talk.

"…there's a village… who wants to go ask if Xeala's been here?" Itachi asked the rest of them.

"TOBI WILL TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!!"

"…ok…Tobi take this," Itachi handed Tobi a 4x5inch photo of Xeala, and Tobi skipped off.

"Deidara… how…"

"Don't ask me, un."

"…right… okay who thinks we should run ten miles and then start looking seeing as she probably wouldn't stop anywhere near here?" Itachi asked the group, and they nodded in agreement and mumbled to themselves.
TEN MILES OF RUNNING LATER.
" ::pant::pant::pant:: ITACHI…" Hidan screamed, clutched his chest, and panted, bending over to breathe, "THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING IDEA YOU EVER COULD HAVE FUCKING COME UP WITH YOU BASTARD!"

"Well, we should be close…ish… to wherever…she went…" Itachi looked around, then started walking. He stopped walking after a few steps, and turned around to see the rest of them with their arms crossed. "…fine…" The others walked in front of him, and he glared, making rude faces and obscene gestures at them, then followed.

"Deidara… can't you just go fly away and look for her?" Sasori asked from the middle of the procession, " It'd be so much easier…::sigh::"

"No, un."

"…loser-ass…"

"I SAID NO, UN! NOW GET OVER IT, YEA!?!!!"

Itachi, from the back of the group, sneered to himself, "Deidara's pms-ing…hehehe…"

"Hey…who's there?" They all looked up into the fairly large tree to the side of them, then smirked.
"This was…too… easy…"
Xeala was just standing there, supporting her weight on the tree and looking half asleep, head lowered towards the ground. She picked her head up, her eyes widened, and she suddenly sprang to life, jumping up into the tree she was leaning on. She looked back for but a moment, then took off through the forest. The look of agony plastered on every face of the Akatsuki members, at this moment, was priceless. Then, Deidara ran off screaming after her, "XEALA WHYYY!??!!! WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY!!" Sasori, of course, started power-walking towards the trees, then jumped up and disappeared into the forest. Hidan sighed, and pulled his scythe out of nowhere. Kakuzu, Itachi, and Kisame all stared at him blankly.
"Hidan… out of all the times we've worked together… I never knew how you carry that thing around…"

"You do not want to know, Kakuzu, not at all…" Hidan said, then started out lazily walking towards the trees with scythe in hand.

"Well… this would be easier if SOMEONE with black tentacles of DEATH would go and restrain everyone's favorite little rebel," Kisame hinted at Kakuzu, who sighed.

"Kakuzu… please proceed…" Itachi said, and Kakuzu started off as well. Now it was just Itachi and Kisame standing there. "Kisame…"

"Yea, Itachi?"

"You're going to flood the forest, aren't you…"

"Abso-freaking-lutely."

"Great…now we just need to follow the blood curdling screams of terror…" Itachi hopped up into a tree and sat on the branch, leaned against the trunk, and crossed his arms. Classic representation of someone sleeping. Itachi closed his eyes and fell asleep, for what seemed to him barely a moment before the tree was knocked completely over.

"ITACHI WAKE UP YOU LAZY ASS WE HAD TO DO THIS ALL ON OUR FUCKING OWN DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF A FIGHT SHE PUTS UP?"

"Yes. I do… In fact, Hidan, I know much more than you know about Xeala." Hidan backed off when Itachi started giving him the creepy-glare. "Hey… where is she?" Itachi looked to-and-fro between the group circled around him. All looked at Hidan, who sighed and walked across the little circle, dragging his scythe's rope thing with him. The scythe came into view, Xeala stabbed on the three blades like a stuck pig, minus the bleeding, death, and cursing, as one of Kakuzu's black tentacle…things… was being used as a gag to keep her quiet. Her and screaming Pie and…more pie… One isn't right without the other. Of course, being stuck to a three-bladed scythe didn't look too comfortable, one blade in Xeala's lowerback, the other in her mid-back through her stomach, and the top one between her shoulder blades, slightly piercing the front of her chest as well… Itachi pitied Xeala quite a bit right now. Then he thought about what Hidan said earlier, and realized that somebody really didn't want to come home… at all…
Xeala glared at Itachi, then the rest of them, then glared at Itachi some more. It seemed Kakuzu's tentacle things come in very handy to prevent people from moving and throwing things, kunais and… even rocks, at you. Itachi stared for a minute, pitying her for the pain she must have been going through.

" ::insert muffled screaming::"

"What's she saying?" Itachi asked Hidan, who cleared his throat.

"This wasn't fair, I haven't showered in two days I haven't shaved that's the only reason you people caught me," Hidan said, mimicking Xeala. She growled, then spat more muffled words at them. Itachi stared, and Hidan laughed. "Isn't pain glorious, Xeala?" Hidan asked, and Xeala replied with a muffled scream, although she clearly meant NO. Itachi shrugged. Whatever works for the rest of them. Anyway, Xeala was going to get her ass handed to her on a white-gold platter when Pein got his hands on her.

"Pein's going to kill her…" Itachi said, then started walking away with the rest of the group. Hidan started after them.

"I'M NOT DRAGGING THIS THE WHOLE WAY YOU FUCKTARDS!" he shouted, and shook the rope at them. No one noticed because of course they were walking away from him, not towards him.. "THIS IS NOOOOT FUCKING FAIR." Xeala said another muffled thing, and Hidan shouted back at her, "I DO NOT SWEAR TOO MUCH!" She nodded. He threw dirt at her. She glared at him like Hidan could you get any lower? "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

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