Okay, so, I learned some things.

My computer is fucked up. The spacing is totally screwed up so I'm gonna have to make sure I'm clear on who's talking. That should help a little. ALSO…
I have been neglecting a certain ::coughcough::sasori:coughcough:: character… ::shifty eyes::
I hate Sasori. Completely. It's amazing I even acknowledge his existence. BUT!
FOR THE READERS!
I WILL INVOLVE SASORI MORE!
Applause is welcome… ::waits for applause::

::not even the crickets::

…go screw yourselves.
:P

"…Sasori… your turn now…" Hidan handed the rope to Sasori, who immediately flipped out with joy and… love-ness… (Yes, I'm aware that's not a word… . . ) But, yea, he flipped out and Xeala's face was basically a mirror image of the painting Scream.

"I KNOW WHERE YOU ALL SLEEP! I CAN KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP! I CAN I CAN I CAN!"

Sasori turned to her, waving his finger, "Xeala, you'll be half-dead when Pein's through with you!" Xeala's face once more mirrored Scream.

"NO YOU CAN'T LET HIM HURT ME! HE'LL DESTROOOOY ME!! ITACHI DON'T LET HIM!!! ITACHI!!! ITACHI?!?!? ITACHI LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!" Xeala screamed at Itachi, who was ignoring her completely. HOW DARE HE IGNORE ME!

"Did anyone hear something?" Itachi said from the front of the grop, looking around as if having a blonde-moment in order to avoid Xeala's tantrum.
"Not. A. Thing." Hidan said, who was covering his ears with his hands and closing his eyes, he looked like he had a horrible migraine right about now.
"Neither did I," Kisame said. Poor, poor, POOR Kisame. Hidan and Itachi shot him down with their sadistic glares.

"IF YOU PEOPLE DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ME I'LL HURT YOU!" Xeala screamed, her voice starting to crack.

"Xeala," Sasori said sternly, having officially lost it, "If you don't shut up… Then… I will rape you. Right here. In front of all these people." Sasori's face said he was serious, though Xeala doubted it.

"Y-You… wouldn't dare!" Xeala spat back at him, and Sasori ripped the upper half of his cloak open. Xeala immediately shut her big fat mouth.

"Problem solved," Sasori said, and continued walking, and dragging along Hidan's scythe on the ground.

"You bastards are gonna polish that thing when we get back, it's probably stained with her filthy blood by now…" Hidan spat at Xeala, who glared at him and stuck her tongue out. "YOU RUDE LITTLE BITCH! IN THE NAME OF JASHIN, I SHALL KILL YOU!" Hidan was about to launch at Xeala, when Itachi poked him.

"There's a scythe through her back, stomach, and chest, of which has been there for at least 6 hours. Do you think she's gonna get any dead-er?"

Hidan stopped to think about this for a minute.

Deidara and Tobi walked up to the group of three.

"Whatcha doin?" Tobi asked childishly.

"Trying to figure out how I can kill Xeala with my bare hands," Hidan said, looking at his now-twitching hands.

"I thought you were just going to maul her…" Deidara said, with a questioning tone.

"I thought you were just going to maul her," Hidan mocked Deidara in a girly voice, "WHY DON'T I JUST MAUL YOU!?" Hidan launched at Deidara and they began a fistfight.

"Erm… how did we get to this topic?" Sasori asked, zoning back into the conversation.

"Shh…," Itachi said, "They might kill each other if we're lucky…"

Sasori smirked. One less annoyance to piss him off.

Sadly, Hidan and Deidara stopped fighting, and walked on different sides of the group until they reached Akatsuki HQ. Pein was standing in the entrance, arms crossed, and glaring. Sasori handed him the rope, then sprinted for his room like he had just seen death. The rest of them power-walked, then ran, past Pein. (Half of the time I type Pein's name, I type penis instead. IT'S JUST SO TEMPTING TO CALL HIM THAT?! WHO AGREES?!? ANYONE?

But he'd totally kick my ass off of my body… . especially after watching chapter 369… he sends a chill up my spine whenever I see him. I think it's the eyes.)

Okay. I'm kinda done with this chapter now.
Cuz I'm kinda tired.

And it's kinda 2:30am

HAHA. MICROSOFT WORD HATES ME AND MY JAPANESE WORDS AND SLANG TERMS. HAHAHAHAHA.

p.s. –SlightlyBroken- I don't know what's causing the paragraphs to smush up like you mentioned in the review, but I tried to fix it with this chapter. Tell me if it worked!