Okay…
So. My "best friend" hates me because of my last chapter and she thinks I made it to piss her off, and everyone in the world knows that's not true. Hey, best friend. I didn't even know you were still READING. SO. Deal with it.
Kay. Now to the story.
Sasori jumped/tripped out of Hiroku, and clambered over to Deidara and the demented bird, and slapped Deidara in the head.

"OW, UN! WHAT WAS THAT FOR, un?!"

"I FIGURED OUT HOW TO ERASE A PERSON'S MEMORY!"

"…Sasori.. no offense… but I think you've finally jumped off the deep end, yea," Deidara said, rubbing his scalp.

"Oh, you ignorant bastard, I'm right and I know it." Sasori pulled a blue-purple vial out of his hand…wrist…thing… ( I don't know how to describe the puppet man's body… shoot me. .) and ripped the bird's mouth open. Sasori looked around in the dark before finally locating Xeala.

"…no….no…I don't want anymore chocolate… I'm full… nooouu…" a sleeping Xeala turned over on her side in the bird's mouth. Sasori pulled out a teeny tiny needle from somewhere amongst his puppetness and stuck half of it in the vial and the other half in Xeala's throat. As the vial emptied, Sasori took little notice of the tanned digits rising towards him. A moment later, Xeala ripped the heart out of his body and pushed off the lifeless puppet, the vial hit the ground. She dropped the heart on the floor, and was about to stomp on it when it jumped back into Sasori's body.

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT!"

"YOU'RE IN ITACHI'S ROO-…why aren't we in Itachi's room?" Xeala scanned the inside of the bird's mouth, taking in the fact that it looked similar to the clay birds she'd been inside previously, besides the fact that those were for hiding from Konan.

"…um…" Sasori scavenged through his mind quickly, "You got assigned to go on a mission with the coolest group in Akatsuki and it was kinda around two in the morning so we decided not to wake you up," Sasori gulped as the lie registered in Xeala's gullable mind. She punched him in the face, and his head flew off. It reattached itself in a matter of seconds.

"Don't you ever touch me in my sleep again." Xeala walked over to a blanket on the floor and wrapped it around herself, then went back to sleep. Sasori sighed. She's so feisty. Ugh. I hate when she does this. Xeala had a horrible habit where she punched people in the face, and unfortunately for Sasori his head usually flew straight off his body. She had even punched Deidara a few times and cost him at least a dozen new scopes. Well, it had scared her the first time, because she thought that Deidara didn't have an eye under there, and she screamed and broke the eardrums on Sasori's self-puppet. That cost Sasori a little time to fix. There was one time, she punched Itachi, though Sasori didn't know what actually happened after that, it was in Itachi's room and involved moaning. Sparks flew up Sasori's spine as he pictured it, then walked out of the bird's mouth.

"…Sasori…look down…" Deidara pointed at Sasori's waist. Sasori looked down, then sat down on the ground immediately, and put a pillow on his lap. Deidara chuckled and picked up a bowl. During the time Sasori went to de-memorize Xeala, Deidara had:

-set up a fire
-made a pot and bowl and spoon
-caught a deer
-skinned it and sorted the dark meat from the white
-found some garlic, parsley, carrots, and onions
-found fresh water

-carried the fresh water back

-put the water in a pot over the fire

-cut up the vegetables
-cut up the meat

-put them in the water

-made soup.

Hence, Deidara moved forward to enlist in the destruction of the soup.

"Deidara… can I have some soup?"

"YOU CAN EAT?" Deidara dropped his bowl, which landed fine and splashed a little bit over the sides.

"…yess… can you THINK?"

"Yes I can think."

"PROVE IT."

"I'LL BE THE ONE TO GET THE JINCHUURIKI HOW ABOUT THAT!"

"I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!"

"I WILL AND I'LL GET HIM."

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!?!?!" Xeala screamed, looking out of the bird's head.

"…" Neither one replied.

"Oh and Sasori you might wanna do something about that." Xeala pointed to Sasori's lap before disappearing. Sasori cursed and fisted the ground.

"Hehehe… Sasori's got a cruuuuuush," Deidara giggled girly-ly.
"I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH."

"Well your body thinks differently." Deidara slurped some soup as Sasori started off on a rant. Xeala appeared again.

"Sasori, you're never getting this." Xeala slapped her ass and went back in the bird's mouth.

"…GEE… SASORI…" Deidara dropped his bowl again.

"SHUTUPIKNOW." Sasori screamed at him, then kicked dirt at the blonde idiot.

"…Sasori likes Xeeeeala."

"Shutup."

"Sasori liiiiiikes Xeeeeaaala…"

"Shutup!"

"Sasoriii liiiikes XEEAALA."

"SHUTUP ALREADY!" Deidara silenced himself. After a silent ten minutes, Deidara dragged a couple sleeping bags out from under the bird and laid them out on different sides of the campfire. Sasori sighed, looking down one last time, then shuffled into his sleeping bag and took his cloak off inside it. He put the cloak on Hiroku's head, and turned on his side to sleep. Deidara stripped down to his boxers…reason number one that Sasori turned on his side… and Deidara took his scope off and put it next to the fire. Deidara made his way into his sleeping bag.

"Sasori likes Xeala," Deidara whispered under his breath. Sasori jumped up and threw a burning log at his head.
"SHUTUP ALREADY!" Sasori went back into his sleeping bag as Deidara ran around screaming about the burning log in his hair. Sasori's attempt at quieting him seems to have failed.
It took a while…
Kinda because I thought I put it up.
Then I went a week without a single review
And FREAKED out.
yep.
Kk.
Review.