Okay I'm home for some reason and I have internet so I guess I'll write some more for you people, hunh?

Lol.

Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump.

Xeala stepped forward. I'm killing you now.

Sharingan glared into Sharingan.
Sinking her canines into her lower lip, Xeala licked the blood off, smiling wickedly. She stared hard at him, fists elevated and clenched tightly, the crimson blood running down her skin.
"It's so not nice to see you again, bastard." Xeala hissed through her clenched jaw. How she waited for this day, the day she would finally put him in his place. I'll fucking show you who's better, your little fantasies of killing Itachi will end today.

"…who are you?"

"Who do you think?!" Xeala stepped quickly and jabbed for his face, he evaded the punch. She opened her hand and grabbed his black hair, slamming her other fist into his neck."You've always been slower, stupider, and a complete idiot. You think you can kill Itachi when you can't even get away from me fast enough to dodge my first punch?" Xeala stretched over backwards, kicking up as her hands touched the ground. Something hit her boot, and she knew it wasn't a nose or face.
"You missed."

Xeala looked up and grinned, shaking the dust off her hands. He had a blade of some type now. Can't take me on your own? . "A chidori blade, come now, you must be joking. You need a weapon? I can beat you without my hands," Xeala stepped up and wove under the sword's hilt, twisting her boot, she caught his hand in the laces and slammed it into the ground. You went to Orochimaru, now I'm going to show you how weak you still are. Even Itachi would pity your suffering. Damn you, bastard, you're throwing your life away for nothing! You stupid idiot! "You can't even move to hit me, idiot. How in the world do you suppose you'll beat Itachi? Come on, bring it! I'll show you how weak you still are, do you even remember who I am yet?" Xeala stood on the blade with one foot, balancing it above the ground by stepping on the hilt. He stared for a minute, face tensed in thought. She laughed and jumped off the sword, forcing it to fly back up toward his hand. He caught it, and his face changed to that of someone who had just had an epiphany, eyebrows arched, mouth slightly open like the authoress trying to understand her A+ in math class.

A fire roared, sticks crackling loudly as thee last of their energy burned away. Kisame turned to Itachi, who was sitting on a log looking through some pictures.
"Itachi, I got a serious question," Kisame said, and Itachi looked up from his picture collection with a quizzical look on his face.

"How much stronger did Xeala get over the last couple of years?"
"…do you want the truth?" Itachi said, looking a tad bit concerned.
"No I want you to flat out li-OF COURSE I WANT THE TRUTH!!!"

"…nh… truthfully…"

"Yea?" Kisame leaned in as Itachi brought his pictures back up to his face.

"She can kick my ass in and out of the bed," Itachi said calmly, and Kisame fell over backwards.

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"Xeala,"
"Why yes, Sasuke! It took you long enough, now let's see, has Orochimaru fucked you brainless already? Do you even remember how to fight? I bet not!!"

"Well, there's one thing, I think everyone should just about know by now," Itachi said, looking both ways before continuing. Kisame jumped up off the ground.
"What is it tell me!"

"She's too brain-dead to remember anything that happened more than 30 seconds ago, so if you blow a hole in the ground, she'll most likely jump into it without knowing."

"Itachi…"

"Yes Kisame?"

"How… do you let… someone so stupid BEAT YOU AT EVERY TURN?"

"SHUT UP I'LL KILL YOU!!"

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Woot. Itachi's gonna murder Kisame!
YEY SUSHI FOR MEE!
no, no, I merely jest.
I can't kill him off yet.
sadly.

-.- I wish I could.
I should.
lol idk

Xeala must have something against Sasuke.
she's REALLY pissed off… it's so weiiird
well, anyway

you know the deal.

REVIEW.
or, ya know.
Xeala will find you.

:D