I feel like there's some strange force making me deliver Xeala into Sasuke's arms, and it'sscary. WHAT WILL HE SAY WHEN HE FINDS OUT SHE'S WITH ITACHI!?!
:O!!!

Sasuke sat there, in the dark, slowly tracing his fingers along Xeala's collarbone, up her neck. He paused momentarily at her face, hesitantly moving towards her pale, full, pink lips.

And then Sasuke was at a cabinet, looking for anything that would wake her up, anything at all. But, he also had to find something that would stop her from getting up and running out of here.
...maybe kabuto could paralyze her legs for a little bit. Even an hour would be enou-Stop thinking that, Sasuke! Sasuke shook his head. She had tried to kill him, she swore it wit ha an intense heat the made hell look like a winter wonderland, but Sasuke couldn't help but feel something new, a feeling so new to him he couldn't describe it. (luckily, as the authoress, i know it!) He felt... aroused.

"Kabuto! Get me eight-no!-ten bottles of sake! NOW!" Sasuke screamed at Kabuto, who was sleeping outside in the hall. Kabuto, eventually, woke up, got up, and walked down the hall after making an innumerable amount of immature faces at Sasuke. By the time Kabuto came back, Sasuke was rushing around the room, poking at tubes and needles and shots. Kabuto almost dropped all the bottles in shock.
"What are you doing! My stuff, mine, get away!!" Kabuto whisper-yelled at him, and Sasuke shot a glare.
"Get an I.V. in her arm and pump all the sake you can into her blood." Sasuke said, the words coming out of his mouth so naturally and seriously that Kabuto looked up at the ceiling to try and concentrate on what Sasuke was saying.
"...ye-... no... yes... wait... Oh... wait... you want me to get an unconcious fourteen-year old drunk so you can fulfill your fantasies?"
"Well I want you to wake her up once her blood is 20 percent alchohol, of course." Sasuke said, holding up Xeala's arm and looking around for some sort of little tube to put the needle in, then looked up, "...where do I put the needle thing in?" Sasuke asked, lifting Xeala's arm straight up.
"You are so incompetent give me that!" Kabuto said, stomping over to Sasuke and holding his hand out. Sasuke put Xeala's wrist in Kabuto's hand. Kabuto looked up at the ceiling and muttered a few unintelligible words, "Sasuke, give... me... the... needle..."
"...oh." Sasuke handed Kabuto the needle, and he sighed, rolling his eyes as he jabbed the metal stick into Xeala's arm, vein, and bloodstream.
"Thanks to you, Sasuke, I've become responsible for one case of teenage pregnancy." Kabuto said, pulling a tube out of nowhere and attaching it to the needle and a bag on a metal stick.
"What's with the bag?"
"Damnit, Sasuke, don't you know anything about medicine? Weren't you in the hospital for a while yourself?!"
"I don't remember that, it was before I had died. I'm like Jesus now, yet I remember barely anything."
"This," Kabuto pointed at the bag on the stick, "is where liquids, drugs, and... alchohol... go... damnit this is completely against everything I worked for." Kabuto looked up with a horribly shocked expression, "I'M NOT DELIVERING A BABY!"
"...damnit I was gonna get you drunk too and have you promise to do tha-" Something stopped their fight, a shifting in wax paper.
"Really now, a baby? I wonder who's pregnant," a wickedly soft and liquid voice flowed past the two at their position next to the I.V. bag. Both turned around, and Xeala had already appeared, feet on the wall, in between the two, horizontal. "...because I'm spoken for, I'm sure Kabuto already knew that from the medical exam," The torturous girl walked up the wall, and turned at eye level to face Sasuke. "By the wonderful, sexy, superior, and all-together better than you in every way... Uchiha Itachi," the words hit Sasuke like arsenic, anger flustering in his face and turning him a shade of bright pink. "Oh didn't you know, Sasuke? Itachi and I, we're inseperable, except of course by Nagato," Xeala had walked up to the ceiling and was staring at it. She disappeared, and both Sasuke and Kabuto looked towards the door where she had somehow gotten to before their eyes or minds. "But Orochimaru probably hasn't told you about him, has he?"
Xeala started walking down the hallway.
"Wait... so... you didn't come here to beat the shit out of Sasuke?" Kabuto asked, pleadingly. Xeala shook her head.
"Rapists, if you haven't noticed, I am the most good-looking of all Akatsuki, and Kabuto," Xeala was somehow facing him, and leaned forward, "Sasori says hello." She laughed, and jumped back a step out of his reach before he could punch her or anything. "Of course it was Sasori that tried to rape me on numerous occasions, Kabuto, and I had expected that anyone he was once in with would have had some more," she looked Kabuto up and down in disgust, "...well, more!" She laughed again and turned to Sasuke.
"Though Sasuke, I'm very surprised to see you having grown so far. Why, it seems only yesterday you planted your lips on mine every chance you could!" Kabuto's face turned into a gaping hole.
"Kabuto he didn't tell you how deeply, irrevocably, horribly in love he was? Oh dear oh dear! I trained this little puppy-dog day-in and day-out! He couldn't have gotten anywhere! I graduated top of the class in a matter of days... Days! I sent Zabuza of the seven shitheads to his knees in half a second!"
"Dear me, she's a scary one, hunh Sasuke-kun?"
Xeala looked to her shoulder as arms wrapped around her into the tightest body-lock ever.
"Great. Three on one, is that anywhere near fair?" Xeala bit Orochimaru's arm, and broke his lock on her. Like a racehorse out the gate, she was running... and laughing, down the hall. She looked over her shoulder, smiled wide and bright, and looked back forward. "HOLYSHIT," she screamed as she skidded to a stop over a pitfall, then jumped backwards a few feet and handstand back-flew over the gap.
"Ohmygod this place is wacked out!" Xeala took off again, looking around the hall to find another passage. A turn came up in sight, and she spun down the hallway. "GIANT SNAKE HELL NO!" Xeala spun around again, seeing the giant boa blocking her path, only to see Orochimaru, Sasuke, and Kabuto standing there. "...ah..." She looked from side to side, and jumped on the ceiling and started running, again. "TRY AND CATCH ME NOW DOUCHEBAGS!"
Orochimaru stared for a minute after the girl, intrigued. "Sasuke, no wonder you crave that little imp so much. She doesn't stop!" They all took off again.
Xeala had started slowing down, now jogging backwards and making faces at them. She reached around herself and ripped the middle scarf of her kimono off, chucking it onto the ground below, then ripped her entire kimono off. The three men stopped for a minute, half-expecting to see a naked teen, the other half of them expecting to see some large beast rise out of her body. Nope! Xeala smiled, in a small black tube top and a short white jean miniskirt. She jumped up and down for a moment, then ran off down the hall again, howling with laughter. Kabuto picked up the kimono, and threw it at Sasuke.
"She smells like roses, you lucky asshole."
Sasuke sniffed the kimono.

I'm pleased with myself, my writing is becoming so much like Hawthorne's though... i'm scared! I AM NO PESSIMIST!
Itachi: yes you are.
Shut up go screw Xeala. ::hmph::
Itachi: YOU TOOK HER AWAY!
...oh right. um... go away.
Itachi::shrug:: fine.

...now i'm all alone...

i'm all alone... there's no one here besides m-::is hit with a flying frying pan::

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