Okay, I wanna try something new.
POINT OF VIEWS :D!!!!

You guys gotta tell me how this works, I'm totally psyched.

Yay!

I didn't think they'd actually be here... oh this sucks! Damnit legs, run faster run faster!! I can't keep the adrenaline levels up too much longer!
And it was true, my adrenaline surges only lasted, at most, fifteen minutes. And that was on a good day when I wasn't running for my life from Child-molester Sannin, Four-eyed skunk, and Chicken-ass.
There was a chance of Giant Mutant Snake-thing coming after me as well.
Thank goodness for skirts, without those, I'd never be able to keep this up; pants were too restraining and spandex is a load of shit. Seriously.
So, as I was running for my life, I couldn't help but wonder what had driven me here... only to be reminded by the thought of bandaging scorch-marks and getting a shitload of splinters and clay off of my ass; something that, in any future or parallel universe that could ever possibly attempt to exist, would never happen.

"Almost got her!" Kabuto had attempted to jump at me, missing by about fifty feet. Don't laugh don't laugh you'll never be able to keep this up running on half a lung.

"Kabuto, you idiot, get up!" I turned, Orochimaru had kicked Kabuto off the floor.
Dear lord I'm losing it.
My adrenaline was pumping at a maximum; two minutes left.

And then, I saw light.
"FREEDOM!" I ran outside, screaming, and immediately jumped off the ground to the trees encircling the humongous ditch. Thus began the you-only-have-one-second-to-decide decision.

Go back to Sasori and Deidara, and face total and complete mental death.
Hell, I didn't even know where they were right now.
I could run back to Akatsuki, but Itachi and Kisame wouldn't be there.
Hidan and Kakuzu were off in another world too.
OH WAIT! I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!!! Off to find Hidan and Kakuzu, or in my terms, Jesus and Mr. Monopoly.

HURRAY!! To the Hidden Cloud village!

BOOM!
"Where are you, Xeala? I'll find you no matter what..."
Oh shit, Chicken-ass is outside.
Well, let's play a little cat and mouse.
I call mouse.
And so do my fifty clones!!

I shadow-clone jutsuu-ed up fifty clones, and they scattered across the ditch.
Idiot, he's never gonna figure out I'm in the trees. He thinks I'll stick around and fight!

The trick isn't being the strongest, it's surviving!

RUN AWAY!!!!

Thus, I proceeded to run away through the canopy, leaving Sasuke to pick a fight with 50 Xealas.

Haha!

Alright you guys, how was it?
Terrible? Horrendous?
Ugh.
Oh, right, I haven't updated for a while, I realize, but that's because I've been working on some fiction of my own, and it's coming out really well.
I hope you guys will read it if I get it published or put online or something.
: D

Hurray!

Please review!
I luv you all.

Rixxan is currently chopping onions and frying them.
My eyes! The fire!It burrrrns!