YESSSSSSSS. I got the new version of microsoft word. YEESSSSSSSSSSS. I've been partying all day. And my computer was rebooted so it's super fast…. (and I also installed a few chinese/japanese superhackerspeederuppers. :D Damn shit. Alright, I've been thinking; I think I'm gonna put a little bit of confusion into the upcoming chapters. Sorry about the slow updates. START NOW::Gun fires:: Hidan had done quite a few things before Kakuzu came out of his blackmail place. A- Cleaned Xeala up without gagging. But he still swore.
"Stop your fuckin' fidgeting! You're a fucking mess!" "It hurrrrrts… Hidan it hurrrts a lot!!!" "I don't fucking care stop your stupidass moaning and sit the fuck still!" "…You hate me…" Thus, he was cleaning up eye goo, blood, and tears. (ewww eye goo.)
B- Tied a cloth around her eyes like a blindfold to prevent future up-chucking.
"Damnit I don't have any rags… or anything…""::whimper::" "NO NO DON'T CRY!" Hidan used a strip of his cloak to make the blindfold.
C- proceeded to give her a piggyback ride (how I miss them)
"I'm so tiiiiired."
"No."
"Hidan!"
"Don't eve-"
"…I'mgonnacry…"
"FINE!"
D- cursed Itachi for not taking her with him.
"Why didn't Itachi just take you… fuckin…"
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
"OH LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL SKY THAT JASHIN HAS BLESSED US WITH…"
"That's what I thought."
E- Counted the clouds a million billion times.
"One hundred and ninety six thousand four hundred twenty two…"
"ZZzzzZZ…"
"…Xeala?"
"Zzz….zzzz…zzz"
"YOU BETTER NOT HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP ON ME!!"
"Hunh? No no I'm not sleeping… I'm… awa-Zzzz..zzzZZZ…"
"Why…"
F- Yelled at Kakuzu
"KAKUZU YOU IDIOT YOU LEFT ME OUT HERE TO DIIIIE!"
"Oo…" ---that one is Kakuzu after getting yelled at for nothing.
Now, we return to the present. "Um… I was counting money." Kakuzu said, slightly confused."Oh, yes, money is s-o-o much fucking more important than fucking helping me you fucktard." Hidan growled, displaying the slumberer on his back for all to see.
"…where'd you find that?" Kakuzu asked, horribly confused."It hit me when it ran out of the woods." "!!!" "Yes, it's fucking shocking isn't it?""!!!" "Why are you not responding…" "I don't know, you're actually quite funny when you're angry." "I'm going to fucking kill everyone ever…""Keep telling yourself that, Hidan," Xeala whispered from his back. "You stupid kid I swear I'm going to kill you!" "You're giving me a piggy back ride…"
"…"Okay it was a short chapter but I updated a lot this week… (a lot from the normal)Please, review. I know last chapter was a sob-fest of boring. But hey, who cares , this one had some humor. At least to me it was funny… Idk what the humor levels of all of you people is…are… OH NO I'VE CONFUSED MYSELFThose who reviewed: I read the reviews and I must say I'm getting some ideas from them so I think my plot line is working out pretty well, I'm fleshing out the future of the story now. Rixxan is watching Selfish Love by Miyavi… Because it's awesome, and he's so hotttttttttt