I heard the last chapter was confusing. okay… did anyone read chapter 380 of the naruto manga? If so it shoulda been cake, but anyway it wasn't really confusing to begin with… maybe I'm just smart. or an idiot. Either or. anyway… I WANTED TO KICK SOME PEOPLE'S BUTTS SO HERE WE GO. "::mumble::"

"Wake up." Hidan hit Xeala on the head with a rock after throwing her off his back.

"Zzzz…"

"She sleeps like a freakin log."

"Except the log would feel you cutting through it with a scythe."

"No she gets the pain factor but not as much as we do…"

"I thought she doesn't feel pain."

"…" Hidan wasn't about to get into THAT.

"Okay…"

"HOLYFUCKINGSHITWHEREARETHEENCHILADAS!" Xeala yelled, awaking from a dream in which enchiladas apparently were missing.

".." ---that would be both Kakuzu and Hidan

"Well… that's interesting." Kakuzu said, rubbing his chin in a ponderous way.

"I'm so HATING YOU RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE FUCKTARD!!" Hidan hit Xeala in the head with another rock, then proceeded to wrestle-tackle her.

"…Some part of me wants to relentlessly chant 'Fight!' but on the account of I'm the only smart one left…"

Hidan and Xeala looked (or rather Xeala turned her bandaged-face in Kakuzu's direction) up from the head-lock-noogie Hidan had Xeala in while sitting on her back and growled.

"…"

"Who said YOU'RE the only smart one left!? HUNH? YOU BAG OF ROTTING BONES IM GONNA KILL YOU!!" Xeala attempted to scramble out from under a fully-grown Hidan who had a head-lock on her.

"Kakuzu I AM THE ONE WHO IS THE SMARTEST!"

"Where am I?"

"HIDAN YOU'RE CUTTING OFF THE BLOOD FLOW TO HER BRAIN LET GO NOW!!" Kakuzu yelled without doing anything to help. Hm… sarcasm?

"I don't care…" Hidan said, squeezing her neck a little tighter. Suddenly a thought came to him, a very scary thought, one of Itachi's fury after finding out that Hidan was the reason Itachi's girl was now braindead. Hidan released his hold on her.

Xeala's face then turned it's normal shade of tan-ish sasuke-itachi mix.

"Breathe… ::inhale:: breeeathe… ::exhale::"

Hidan and Kakuzu cursed while she wasn't looking. The chance of a lifetime (to save them a lifetime of headaches) was just missed….

"Wh-What's going on?"

"Nothing, don't you worry your pretty little head." Hidan said, hitting her on the head with another rock.

"Stop doing that, Hidan. Suffocating didn't make her braindead but you hit her enough and it will."

"Look, it worked."

"ZZzzz…"

"…Wow."

"Hm." Hidan started to think.

"We're not sacrificing her."

"…I wasn't thinking that…"

"Yes you were and you know it."

"…No…"

"Then what were you thinking?"

"…"

"…I withdraw that question."

"Good."

"So… Now what?"

"I don't know, what?"

"Woaa…"Xeala spoke in her unconsciousness.

"What th—" Kakuzu was cut short by Hidan hitting Xeala in the head with, yet another, rock.

"There now she's quiet." Hidan said, feeling accomplished.

HAHA I TRICKED YOU ALL.

NOW GUESS WHERE WE ARE?

OUTSIDE THE PLACE WITH THAT JINCHUURIKI GIRL.

-Five minutes later-

"Hello… is anyone here…?" Xeala was all alone. Well, she couldn't tell if she was all alone but judging on how no one was responding to her… she was alone. All alone. And blind.

Not a good combination.

"Tweet tweet." –that would be a bird

"Birdie?" Xeala's attention was caught, and she turned her head in the direction of the sound.

"Tweet-tweet-tweeeet!"

"Hello little birdie, how are you?"

"Tweet. Tweet-twee-tweet?"

"Very good, thank you."

-About who knows how long it takes Hidan to kill that cat girl-

"Yes, yes, I agree, there is a dramatic rise in the snake population lately. I feel we need to try a little more to conserve our rabbits in order to keep them from allowing the snakes to reproduce."

"Tweet tweet!"

Hidan and Kakuzu left the now-rubbled and destroyed village and started walking slowly back to where they had left Xeala in the woods.

--Twenty minutes later—

"That was the slowest mile I've eve-" Hidan paused mid-sentence when he saw Xeala talking to a little sparrow.

"Yes, there are definitely too many mice eating all the good berries and seeds, definitely. I feel your pain buddy, I am a vegetarian except for cow-steak." The bird seemed to understand her and tweeted.

"-r walked. Why is Xeala talking to a bird?"

"…I have no idea." Kakuzu commented on the issue.

"Thank you for your wonderful support into our conversation, I'll be sure to contact you next time I want to know the meaning of life."

"TWEET!" The bird flew away.

"Bye birdie!"

"Xeala, shut up!" Hidan chucked a rock at her, hitting her square between the eye sockets (since she currently lacks eyes). Xeala toppled over backwards and fell silent.

"Did you do it?" Kakuzu asked with some slight happiness and excitement in his voice.

"I think so…"

"I'm okay!" Xeala raised her hand to show she was still alive.

"…"

"…"

"WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE!" Hidan said, throwing another rock at her.

Silence.

"Still awa-" This time he just hit her pressure point.

"Finally."

Okay next chapter should get some fun stuff. Or not. IDK.