AASOFUHSAFOUSHSOUHSF I GOT A NEW READER/REVIEWER.

Oh well. At least I have reviewers still. I HOPE.

Anyway out of my joy and into the story. idk how but people are confused??? Hunh? Well I don't really know but apparently you guys are confused… so if you know you could tell me how you are confused then that might help instead of just saying , " I'm confused." Yea, that would help.

It's shippuuden…. Have you read the manga at all? That's what I'm into now, the anime is too slow to keep up lol and I started this two years ago. Oh my goodness wow I'm getting old. ---is now 15.4 how old… 13.5 or something, that's when I started this whole thing. Maybe it was confusing because the last few chapters I've been going super quick through these chapters. But now I'm wasting my time on talking when I should be actually writing the story so here I'm writing now.

"Hiiiiiiiidan…"

"No."

"But-"

"No."

"…you're not nice…" Xeala said.

At the time, Hidan and Xeala were debating is Hidan would ever buy Xeala something like food (she was starving at the moment so it just happened to come up) or anything at all. Hidan then pulled out some bread to eat and Xeala was pleading with him on giving her a little piece.

"Oh, all gone."

"No…" Xeala moaned and fell over sideways from her sitting position, hitting her head on the concrete. (They were outside the blacklist thing drop-off, waiting for Kakuzu to finish dropping off that guy Chiriku's body)

"Did tha-"

"Oww…"

"Yep."

Then, footsteps.

"Geeze, Kakuzu, you took long enough." Hidan said, turning around.

OHNO IT'S NOT KAKUZU!!

Hidan jumped out of the way of Asuma's attack. Xeala sprang to her feet at this, and jumped out of the way; to the roof!

"What's this?" Xeala asked curiously, watching as Kotetsu and Izumo sprung their sneak attack and stabbed Hidan through the sides.

"OO" Shikamaru just then noticed there was someone else on the roof.

"HOLY CRAP!!" Xeala said as she turned. It was Shikamaru! AFTER ALL THIS TIME…

"…do I know you…"

"…um…yes. Yes you do, Shikamaru Nara." Xeala said, and backed up a few feet.

Sadly, that few feet included the edge of the roof.

Xeala fell headfirst off the roof.

"That was odd." Shikamaru said to himself, seeing the cloud of dust from where that familiar-looking girl fell off the roof.

"OW!"

"…I feel like I know that person."

"My head…" Xeala had hit her head on the ground, too. After a few minutes to recooperate, she heard a sudden blast from the nearby building. Kakuzu had sploded the wall. Oh boy, now there was fighting. She then got up and slinked her way over to Hidan in the middle of the current battle. "What's going on?"

"We're fighting. Go away you fuckin idiot." Hidan said, stabbing himself in the leg. Xeala cocked her head to one side as the person he was apparently fighting fell clutching his leg.

"That looks… painful."

"It is… glorious… pain…" Hidan started shaking. (Did anyone else get the idea that he was having a little too much pleasure from the pain::COUGHCOUGH:: )

"You're weird."

"Yes…"

"What's going on here?!! Xeala get your ass over here!" Kakuzu yelled from the sidelines.

"Co-ming!" Xeala chimed.

"Xeala?!?" Simultaneously this name struck Kotetsu, Izumo, and Shikamaru.

".. Kakuzu look what you've done!" Xeala said, jumping behind him.

"The same Xeala that disappeared around three years ago during the Chuunin exams?"

Xeala waved from behind Kakuzu in order to affirm this claim.

"Well," Kotetsu consulted Izumo, "we've done more than just stop two of Akatsuki today, we've found a missing ninja as well…"

"But isn't it odd that she's traveling with them , or whatever she's doing she does know them pretty well by the looks of it…"

"…so… we stop her too?"

"I really don't know, she was kind of cool to us a long time ago…"

"But how many people do you think she's killed since then? She's with Akatsuki…"

"…hm… maybe… they kidnapped her to use as a-"

"Izumo. I don't think so. They're murderers, not prostitute-buyers."

"But even people like Orochimaru have Geisha-girls and things like that…"

"…Well I hope that would be the story here if we're actually going to not kill her."

"Fine we just stop her and kill them and then we can get extra-bonus points for 'saving' a missing Konoha ninja."

"Sure."

Izumo and Kotetsu stopped consulting one another and turned. There was no more Xeala.

"Kotetsu…"

"I didn't think the conversation would take that long…"

---about two miles away—

"noo…" Xeala stopped running through the trees and sat down to take a rest. She had absolutely no clue where she was going, and she didn't even know what direction she was going in.

"Any birds around?"

Silence.

"Nope. I hope I don't go back there."

--Two days later—

"Need… food…"

--Another day—

"Why are there no villages around!? I AM STARVING FUCKING ASSHOLES I WANT FOOD NOW!!" Xeala stomped her foot and punched the tree she was on.

The tree cracked in two vertically.

"Crap!" Xeala jumped off the tree as it split down the middle. The sound of it hitting the ground was followed… by someone's voice.

"Who's there?!"

"NO WAY." Xeala yelled in an anxious tone.

And then Xeala realized she had gone the wrong way.

The way back where she had started wandering.

"Oh…boy." Xeala said as she saw what was her last shadow clone (from like a million chapters ago) get poofed out of existence.

"That's the last… now to-"

"…" Xeala stepped back as someone looked up at her face, having destroyed all who-knows-how-many shadow clones.

"I knew it."

"No, you didn't." Xeala said, and spat in his (guess!) face. Then turned and ran as fast as she could in the opposite direction.( Konoha was a better place to get dragged to than this.) So, she started running through the dense dark forest that you can't really see in since it's a forest and it's dark. But anyway, she was running. Quite quickly… and quite

And tripped over a giant boa constrictor.

"Goddamnit stupid snake I'm gonna eat you!" Xeala bit the snake.

Whether this was out of anger, hunger, or both, I know not.

But she did bite the snake's tail, that is true…

"I win." Sasuke said, standing up and walking over ( Xeala had only managed to run four feet before tripping).

"No, you don-" Xeala began to comeback Sasuke's claims that he had won as her ankle was taken from her by a slimy scaly tail. And she was hung upside down by her ankle. "Ouch fucking snake that's my tendon you pile of shit I'm going to roast you like a rat...(continue with more swears and stuff)" Xeala yell/muttered, biting the snake's tail and hitting it multiple times.

"Are we done here?" Someone else said.

"OH! GREAT!" Xeala yelled, crossing her arms. "What other fucktard's presence am I so fucking blessed to be in? Hm?!"

"Yes." Sasuke answered the voice, ignoring Xeala.

"I hate you…" She said, swinging back and forth in the air. She looked to the side to avoid a Sharingan-Sharingan confrontation. In doing so she looked straight into the face of the giant snake thing that was holding her up. She looked at it dead-on for a good two seconds before realizing what she was looking at. "HOLYFUCK!!!"

"…"

"…Fucking weirdo." Xeala said, turning back to him and making her Sharingan spin intimidating-ly.

"…You'll have to teach me how you do that." Sasuke said, cocking his head to the side.

"Maybe in hell, okay you fucking ass? What the hell is your fucking problem I mean seriously all you fucking do is complain complain complain! God why don't you just fucking do something and stop complaining for once you stupid ass!?"

".. "

"Yea you better not reply cuz I'll fucking tear you to shreds mentally and physically you fucking bastard I bet your parents hated you so much they probably never even liked you! You're such a stupid asshole Itachi was so right to leave you to fucking suf-"

Sasuke smacked her across the face.

"Shut up. You don't know what you're talking about." He glared at her, horribly angry.

"Oh, I think I do," Xeala hissed, glaring at him.

"No, you don't."

"HO, fuck, yes! I do! You're the one who doesn't understand things stupid ass."

"Then if you're so smart why did Itachi kill everyone in my fucking clan except me?"

"…"Xeala looked away, not about to tell him the answer.

"Yeah, you're not as smart as you thought, hunh?"

"Shut. Up. Sasuke." Xeala said, covering her face with her hands to combat a headache.

"Maybe I won't. You've always been a bitch, maybe you should hear some bitching now too!?"

"No, just shut up. Avoid Itachi, never come into contact with him. Ever. Just… go away."

"…why."

"Cuz he'll fucking tear you to shreds! There's only one thing that will stop that. You stupid ass." Xeala said, clenching her fists.

"And what do you think that is?"

"Me killing you first!" Xeala growled, and grabbed his shirt, throwing him up against the side of the snake's tail, sending shocks to it's brain and it released her out of it's confusion. Sasuke recovered quickly, though, and stood ready to fight some more. "Just get out of my way and let me go!" Xeala yelled, readying herself to shoot some fire and jutsus and stuff at him.

"No! Itachi can't have you." Sasuke said.

"Oo… freak!" Xeala fired a Phoenix Fireball jutsu at him before jumping down and sliding off the branch, jumping to another below her and continuing to do so until she hit the ground running.

Haha. Sasuke sucks. Still.
Woohooo.
Review please. hopefully this wasn't confusing.