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um, p.s., if anyone reading this decides. Oh I like that story I think I'll steal it, don't even try.
You know who you are.

"La…tida…" Xeala hummed a song in her head as she walked along the forest floor, dragging a large carcass behind her.
Yes, Xeala had gone hunting in spite of Hidan not feeding her. Grizzly bear hunting to be exact.
After a while, she came across a dead tree, and tossed the carcass onto it as if it were nothing at all, and proceeded to lighting the dead tree on fire.
Yey for food!
Xeala sat back against the a rock and looked up. She poked at the carcass, then got up and walked around, thinking of something to do.
"How much farther is it?" A Konoha ninja said, about a quarter of a mile off, with some other ninjas from Konoha.
"Aw naw! No way! I just got out of that mess!" Xeala grabbed her hair violently and slammed her head against a tree. "Put the fire out put the fire out!" Xeala then attempted to do a water jutsuu and put out the fire.
Epic. Fail.
"Nyyyyyaaaahhhhhhh!" Xeala looked up at a group of ninjas high in the trees staring down at her.
"Hey, that's an Akatsuki uniform, isn't it!!" One of them said.
"Oh, no." Xeala murmured to herself. Obviously they had been sent by Konoha to try and help the other Konoha losers. "Mm… run away!" Once more, Xeala took off running.
"HEY COME BA-"
"Chill… we got other things to worry about."
"Right."
The Konoha ninjas disappeared.

A few minutes later, Xeala looked out from behind a tree, then stealthily made her way over to the fire, and blew up her dinner.
"I hate you all." She growled over her shoulder, walking in the direction of the nearest town that she could get food at, fingering the money-bag she'd stolen from Kakuzu while he and Hidan were sleeping. "Da-yumn. This bitch is heavy." Xeala said, holding the money-bag up in front of her face to read.
Do not touch this bag, Xeala, I will kill you. Xeala looked back over her shoulder. "You're already dead."

So, yeah, walking is boring. :skips ahead:

"Holy fuck this forest is bigger than I thought."


Oh, still not there yet. :skips more:

"I give up, I'm going to find Tachi-kun."
(Are you serious, Xeala? I skipped all that and you're going to find Itachi? Great, Greeeat.
Just. Fucking. Great.
Maybe I should kill you to--

HAHA )

So… eventually…
So, somewhere a day or so later, Xeala saw Itachi walking calmly. In silence. Looking completely tranquil and not worried at all.
"ITACHI!!" Xeala screamed, charging at Itachi from behind and hugging him as tight as she possibly could, "I missed you so much! It's been horrible I had to go with Sasori and Deidara they tried to rape me and then I got lost but then I found Hidan and Kakuzu but they were busy killing people and stuff so then we got ambushed by Konoha people and then I ran off and found you."
"Ho-ly--fuck--"Itachi coughed through the death-grasp. There goes his silence. Xeala let go.
"Do you have any food?"
"Give me… a minute…" Itachi said, hands on his knees, breathing deeply.
"I haven't eaten in a week." Xeala sat on the ground, pulling her legs to her chest and resting her chin on her knees. Itachi turned his head.
"And they put up with you?"
"Yeah, Hidan wouldn't feed me anything. I kept asking but damn he's a stubborn ass," Xeala said boredly, "I swiped a Kakuzu-bag-o'-money." She untied the bag from her waist and handed it up to Itachi.
"That's wonderful. I presume they're dead?"
"Yep."
"Sasori and Deidara?"
"Dei's alive."
"Mm… Konoha's getting… anxious." Itachi said, sitting down next to Xeala.
"I'm so bored, how come Pein won't give you and I a mission together?"
"Because he thinks we'd just have sex the entire time rather than actually go complete a mission."
"That's silly." Xeala said, looking at the ground.
"So are a lot of things."
"I painted my nails black." Xeala said, holding up her hand without looking away from the ground.
"Un-huh. Very… pretty." Itachi said, leaning back and getting comfy.


"Thanks." Xeala replied, staring down at the ground still.
"Are you okay?" Itachi asked.
"Yea, I'm fine."
"Xeala."
"No, seriously, I'm fine."
"Are you really?"
"No."
"So why did you lie in the first place?"
"I don't know."
"You do a lot of not-knowing."
"That is something I know."
"Aren't you cold?"
"Kinda. I modified the kimono some more."
"I noticed."
"Mm…" Xeala sighed and leaned onto Itachi. "It's so boring without you."
"You think? I've been walking around the world with nothing to do for the past few weeks."
"That sucks."
"I know."
"I'm going to sleep."
"…You do realize it's the middle of the day… right?"
"Yes. I do." She turned onto her side and curled up next to Itachi.

"What?"
"You're going to freeze." Itachi said, looking down at her.

"…" Xeala kicked Itachi, "no."
"Damnit."
"Not now. Find a spa."
"Got it," Itachi said, picking up Xeala.
"What're you doing?"
"Finding a spa. You looted Kakuzu, and knowing him, there's enough packed into it that we can go anywhere."
"Fuck yes." Xeala said sleepily, curling up in his arms to sleep.
"Well, there will be some of that going on," Itachi said provocatively.
"You're bad." Xeala whispered through her sleepyness.
"I know." Itachi said, and Xeala finally seemed to fall asleep. "And you're silly."

"I heard that." Xeala was still, obviously, awake.
"Go to sleep so I can whisper naughty things to you." Itachi said, smirking.
"You're so bad."


"Yes."
"I love you." Xeala smiled and closed her eyes, sleeping for real now.
After a few moments of silence, and when Itachi was sure she was asleep and that no one was around, he whispered as quietly as he could, "I love you too."

Awww.
Love.

I should destroy it.
XP

Maybe, I'm not sure. But hey, I updated, right?
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