Rule #11: No Vegas.
"This mission will take us to Las Vegas, Nevada." Batman said as he explained the recent mission to his small team, which consisted of Green Arrow, Vigilante, and Guy Gardner.
The newest villain had a knack for draining super powers so they couldn't take any of their big guns, leaving Batman with very limited resources.
"Excuse me... Pardon me... Move!"
Batman sighed as he heard the all too familiar voice trying to make its way through the assembled men.
Wally popped up from in between Vigilante and Green Arrow, making both men look at him with quirked eyebrows, but he just ignored them. The boy was dressed in a very expensive looking business suit, complete with a tie and glasses.
"Yes, Mr. Batman, correct?" Wally asked as he accommodated the glasses on his face, looking down at a giant stack of papers in his hand.
Batman's eyebrow twitched as Wally continued speaking, knowing that nothing good would come from this. "Here's a restraining order, stating that neither you nor any of your Justice League buddies- excluding Green Arrow, Vigilante, Shining Knight, Creeper, Red Hood, and Captain Marvel of course- can ever enter Las Vegas. Ever."
Batman growled audibly as he took the papers from Wally's hand, making the ginger nod at him. "It was nice doing business with you. Have a good day." He turned around, then stopped to smile at Vig and Arrow. "Gentlemen." And with that left.
There was silence as the three other Leaguers waited for Batman to finish reading, and when he did, the man was clearly angered. "Green Arrow, Vigilante, find Creeper, Shining Knight and Red Hood. We cannot help you on this mission."
Green Arrow's eyes widened at this and he asked, "Just how are we going to find the Red Hood? He hates us!"
Batman looked at him with disinterested eyes while Vigilante sighed and placed a hand on his friend's shoulder. "The Bat's not an idiot. He knows yuh got Jason on speed dial."
Rule #12: Do not accept any gift from us, Ex-Young Justice.
"Miss Wonder Woman?" M'gann asked, standing before the woman with her hands behind her back and wide eyes.
"Yes, child?" Wonder Woman asked as she leaned to better hear the girl before her.
Sure, while the teenagers had proved they were dangerous adversaries that were completely against the Justice League, Wonder Woman still believed that the girls were salvageable. If only she got them away of the males in the Team... Maybe they could be helped.
M'gann looked down with a slight blush, making the woman smile. "Well, you see..." The teen stuttered, making Wonder Woman smiled. "The team has been pretty mean to you... a-and the League, s-s-so I..." M'gann quickly thrust a gift into Wonder Woman's arms. "I just wanted to give you this to make up for their stupidity!"
The woman blinked in shock as she grasped the brightly decorated box, then looked up to thank the Martian, only to find that she was gone.
Wonder Woman blinked down at the gift, smiled, then opened the box.
A green smoke wafted out and rendered her unconscious in less than a second, making the shadow behind her morph into the form of Robin.
"WW took the bait. I repeat, WW took the bait. I will complete the rest of the prank now." He spoke into his comm link, all the while walking towards the fallen Amazon.
"Do not get caught, Bird Brain. Call in if you need back up."
A few hours later, Wonder Woman awoke to find herself tied up with only her underwear on, Flash and Guy Gardner tied up to her back in only their underwear too.
The princess of the Amazons sighed as she hung her head. "Accepted gifts from the teens?"
"Superboy gave me mine." Flash mumbled.
"Zatanna was really nice when she gave it to me..." Guy answered.
Wonder Woman only sighed in annoyance and regret.
Regel nummer tretten: No messing with the time stream.
"Maybe, Bruce, if I stopped your parents murder..." Green Arrow gasped as he crouched behind the dumpster, which was hidden inside the alley in Gotham.
Batman glared darkly at the blonde archer, grasping his shoulder tightly. "No. All that will do is ruin the future, Green Arrow. Do not do anything."
The blonde man frowned deeply at the command, but his face morphed into one of shock when he saw the one person they all dreaded to see her.
Batman followed his line of sight and groaned.
None other than Kid Flash was standing before the Wayne family, smiling broadly as he put a hand up to stop the mugger. "Stop!" He exclaimed, making Batman- yes, Batman- smack his face.
After that, Kid Flash, Batman, and Green Arrow all had to return to the past to make sure Bruce's parents did indeed get mugged, just to avoid the crazy future they met. One in which everyone had robot monkey slaves and Wonder Woman ruled over masochist men.
Regel nummer fjorten chimichanga: No going rogue.
"That's it, man! I can't stand this anymore!" Guy suddenly yelled as he ran into the Watchtower's Founder's Room, where the main Seven of the League were together. "Those kids dyed my hair! Again!"
Superman sighed as the Green Lantern motioned to his now bright blue hair. Which had been changed from its normal style into an anime like mohawk. "They freaking added extensions!"
"Now, Guy, let's not be hasty." Superman said as he stood up, holding his hands up as a sign of him not being a threat. "They're just children..."
Guy's eyes were wide, and suddenly he slammed his hands against the table in front of him. "That's it! I want out of the Justice League! I want to go back to Oa and never see those damned children ever again!"
Silence ruled over the room after Guy said this, all the adults shocked while Guy glared at all of them.
"Are you sure, Guy?" John Stewart asked, sympathizing with his fellow Lantern.
"Look at my hair, John. Just yesterday they tied me up with Wonder Woman and Flash in only underwear and I've been their main target since before you disbanded them!"
There was a fast knock on the door before Guy could continue and Red Hood entered the room with Robin, both of them carrying a briefcase.
"I am sorry, Mr. Gardner, but we cannot allow you to leave the League just yet." Red Hood spoke respectfully, hauling his briefcase onto the table to open it.
Now Guy found himself between two of his main tormentors, whom were searching for something in their cases. "This contract you were forced to sign yesterday clearly states that you cannot leave the League to return to Oa until the Team is reinstated." Robin nodded, pulling out a piece of paper with his signature.
Guy stared at him for a few seconds before screaming, "I was forced to sign that!"
"A signature's a signature, Mr. Gardner." Red Hood shrugged, showing him an extra copy of the paper.
Guy sighed in exasperation, then growled, "Well, then, if I can't leave the League, I'll just become a villain!"
Red Hood hissed through his teeth- or at least Guy thought, but it was kind of hard to tell with his mask and all- "Nope, sorry, can't do that either. You can't leave the League for any reasons. Well, until you allow the Team to be the Team again."
At this Red Hood looked at the Founders, who all either glared at him or shook their heads.
"Besides," Robin chuckled. "What could you do to turn into a villain?"
Guy glared hatefully at the boy, taking a step towards him. "Would murdering an acrobatic little prick count?"
Robin now laughed nervously and gulped audibly, then patted Guy's shoulder. "Of course that would count, but you'd just end up in jail if you did that so why don't we just leave before any harm befalls me, eh, Red?" He babbled, then ran out of the room.
Red Hood shook his head as he followed his younger brother, nodding at Guy. "Pleasure doing business with you."
With that he left, leaving Guy to turn to the League. Superman just stared at him while Flash chuckled. "You can't leave, dude. They got your signature.
Rule #15: No going into the future to see who takes up your mantle.
"Huh, I always had my money on Roy becoming the next Green Arrow. I never thought he'd turn into an Arsenal." Green Arrow muttered as he munched on popcorn, comfortably seated on a lawn chair on a roof in Star City as said hero fought off a giant serpent.
"I know, right?" Kid Flash asked from his spot beside the blonde, also comfortable on a lawn chair. "But I honestly had no idea you'd have a kid to become Green Arrow."
The blonde nodded, munching on popcorn. "He's a bit young though."
"What? Ollie, what are you doing here?"
Suddenly there was a teenage girl standing before them, wearing a red skin tight suit that had a yellow arrowhead on its chest, with yellow knee braces, red boots, yellow arm braces, red gloves, a red domino mask and a yellow hood and small cape.
Green Arrow and Kid Flash both looked at each other, then the man turned with a nervous smile. "Just enjoying the show, kid."
"What the? Can't you help us out?" The teenaged girl clearly was angered, motioning to the monster the Arrow clan was fighting.
Arsenal and this world's Green Arrow were both being held by giant tentacles, while Black Canary did her best to not be taken.
"Speedy, right?" Kid Flash was suddenly standing in front of the girl, making her take a step back because of how fast he moved.
"Yeah." She answered, looking at him warily.
"Well, you see, GA over here is kind of- Hurry, Queen! Turn the machine on!" Kid Flash had somehow taken a hold of this Speedy and spun with her, building enough momentum to throw her straight at the tentacle monster.
Green Arrow hesitated as he saw the girl fly straight into the monster's tentacle, but Kid Flash grabbing the remote control beside him snapped him out of his shock.
"Did you really have to throw her?" Green Arrow snapped, then sighed in relief as Black Canary broke the tentacle that held Green Arrow with her sonic scream.
"Yeah, Ollie. Now let's go see if I have a legacy!"
Green Arrow rolled his eyes, then asked, "We don't tell anyone about this?"
Kid Flash pressed the red button on the remote control, making a purple vortex appear before them. "Of course not! If the Team finds out I brought you along on a time trip, they'd be all angry that I broke a rule for you!"
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