Remember- Wally. Deadpool. Jason. Robin.
Now, we've had some requests from people that happen to follow our Young Justice blogs, so here are some rules they have suggested!
With acknowledgements from us! I promise we're not trying to steal any of your ideas!
No promises.
Now that the idiots are finally done speaking, From SharKohen:
Rule #21: Under no circumstances is the League to interfere with the ex-Teams relationships.
(That is dangerous for any idiot that tries this. Icon tried it with Rocket. That didn't end well.)
Rule #22: You must learn to appreciate modern music.
(Much like the Justice Brigade's hits.)
Rule #23: Mentors in the League must always provide a listening ear to their students heartbreak rants and related emotional outpourings.
(Green Arrow dealt with both Artemis and Roy. If he did it, you have to too!)
(I can speak Russian now!) Nomer pravila dvadtsat' chetyre: You are FORBIDDEN to attempt sending me back to my universe!
(There's a reason why I'm here!)
From janzen222:
Nomer pravila dvadtsat' pyat': New recruits, don't try to tell the kids what to do.
(The League tried that once. Look how that ended.)
Rule #26: Never interrupt me when I'm singing Bink's sake.
(We all have to admit it. We like our drinks. And I like singing about said drinks. Just... Don't try it.)
From Crazy By Insane:
Rule #27: Don't insult the Chimichanga. Period.
(This needs no explanation.)
Rule #28: If we can't watch our wrestling, you can't watch your fight shows either.
(Oh yes, we know about your traitorous ways.)
The following rules are our own.
Rule #29: Remember: Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
(This is to help you idiots.)
Rule #30: Do not try to convince Superboy he can fly.
(That's old and tacky. I've done it like ten times myself!)
Rule Number 31 chimichanga!: Don't push any shiny buttons.
(Take this advice from a shiny-button-pushing-ex-addict.)
Rule #32: If we can't unleash Martha Kent on Superman, neither can you!
(Seriously... What's wrong with you guys?)
Rule #33: Zeta Teleportation is supposed to help you save the Earth. It's not to go on vacation.
(We know going to the Bahamas is tempting, but it's not allowed.)
Rule #34: Superpowered animals may be cute, but they are not your friends.
(Just try putting Doctor Fate's helmet on one.)
Rule #35: No bothering Lex Luthor. He is a dangerous and cunning adversary.
(If I've learned this by now... And you haven't... You're screwed...)
Rule #36: Some heroes aren't as accustomed to Earth as others. Do not use this to your advantage.
(... We know it's you, Creeper.)
Ruler fixes number 37: No planking.
(... Creeper...)
King Under the Mountain Number 38: You are not allowed to throw the following Leaguers from the Watchtower: Guy Gardner, The Flash, Green Arrow, Captain Marvel. We are okay with the rest.
(You can throw Creeper or Booster Gold out for all we care! Just don't target those four.)
Rule #39: The Question's mind is insane. His conspiracies are his life blood. Do not question them.
And Rule #40: Do NOT eat M'gann's or J'onn's cookies.
(Again, this one is to help you.)
Please review.
