"Well that was boring," Gajeel said. "I didn't even need to attack them twice!"

"That's because Lily and I attacked them multiple times while you sat there eating iron." Levy sweatdropped. "Oh quit complaining, shrimp. The fight wasn't even that interesting."

"Looks like they use Fire Magic. They are called Fire Hound, after all."

Mira turned around to see that there were at least about 400 other members. "This might take us a while. Mira-san, Yukino-san, stand back. Water Slicer! Sierra! Water Cyclone!"

Juvia took about 30 of them down. "Juvia uses Water Magic. Your fire is no match for Juvia."

"You're right, Juvia. Water magic would be a lot more effective. Evil Explosion!"

Mira's powerful attack was enough to take 50 down. "Yukino,! Juvia! Take out the rest of the guild. I'm going to deal with their master."

"I'll come with you," said Cassia

"Alright, my turn," said Yukino. "Open! Gate of the Paired Fish! Pisces!"

Mira flew into the building and stopped. "Seems like nobody's here…" said Cassia. "No, look!"

There was someone sitting on a throne made of flame. A man embodied in flames. He chuckled. "So they sent mages here to destroy my guild? My members are weak but I assure you, it won't be at all easy to defeat me!"

Mirajane frowned then smiled. "Looks like it'll be easier to take you down with one hit. Soul Extinction!"

"You think that puny attack is enough to take me down? Fire Shield!"

Mirajane's attack broke right through his shield and knocked him unconscious. She dispelled her take-over and giggled. "Oh dear..."

Back to Happy, Cana and Erza…

"HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY PICNIC?!" Erza bellowed and charged at the members of Red Hood. "To be fair, Erza, you did set up your picnic in their territory," said Happy. "Who cares –hic- about tha -hic- t. We're here to take them all down anyway. Let Erza have her fun." She threw her bottle aside. "Alright, let's have some fun. Jolt of Fate!"

The remaining members of Red Hood drew a dragon in their notebooks. The dragon appeared and charged Cana. "Oh no you don't!" Erza said before slashing at the dragon until it disappeared in a puff of smoke. She re-quipped into her Heaven's Wheel armor and said "This is what you get for ruining my picnic you sick, sick BASTARDS! Blumenblatt!"

Erza's attack took out the remaining members of the guild. "You showed 'em Erza –hic- let's go back to the –hic- guild."

Meanwhile…

Sting sweatdropped. "Why the hell are you stripping?"

Gray looked down. "Shit! When the hell did that happen?!"

"Never mind that. Let's just take them all out then go back to the guild. This is getting boring."

Gray yawned. "Yeah, I guess you're right. Ice-Make: Lance!"

The attack took out one third of the guild. "Alright, I'll finish them off," said Sting.

"White Dragon's Holy Breath!"

Back to Dani, Rogue and Frosch…

Dani, Rogue and Frosch entered the building to see about 300 members. Standing in the center was a muscular man with the head of an owl. "I, Fukuro, will bring you to justice, evildoers!"

Everyone was silent until Dani couldn't hold it in anymore. She burst into laughter. "What the fuck is wrong with your face? You're a bird! Oh my freaking gosh hahahaHAHAHAHha…. give me a second guys…"

Everyone stared in shock at the still laughing girl. "Uhm.. I'm going to fight him now…" said Rogue awkwardly. "Yeah, yeah, you go ahead.." Dani said waving her hand, gesturing him to go on. After recovering, she said "Dureau and I will take out the rest of the guild. I'm not that interested in fighting circus freaks anyway."

Rogue facepalmed as Dani took out about 30 members with an "Ice Dragon's Kick!"

Dureau took out about 40 while Dani used "Ice Make: Floor!" and made all guild members (and Frosch and Rogue) slip and fall. "Ow," said Rogue, rubbing his head. "What was that for?"

"Rogue slipped…" said Frosch

"Oops, sorry," Dani said and dissolved the ice where Rogue was standing. She took out the rest of the guild with "Dragon Slayer's Secret Art! Celeste Blossom: Frost Hurricane!"

Rogue, Frosch and even Fukuro had to admire Dani's graceful yet immensely destructive attack. Rogue had almost defeated Fukuro before he laid eyes on Frosch and said "You! Frog! I am going to eat you!" and gobbled up Frosch. Just like that.

Rogue Dani's eyes widened in terror. "Frosch…" Rogue whispered.

Dani started shaking. She was enraged. "You... you bastard! That was the cutest freaking cat I've ever seen!"

She summoned Ice Reaper and willed it to turn into its original appearance. A celeste, crystal sword with a gold and silver hilt. She slashed at Fukuro's jet pack and caused it to explode, leaving Fukuro on the ground, shocked. She leaned over him and slapped him, hard. "SPIT HIM OUT! NOW!"

He did as told and Frosch came out alive and ran towards Rogue. Rogue hugged him with a shocked expression on his face, clearly confused about what just happened.

"Rogue, what's wrong with you're face?" Dani asked.

"Nothing… let's head back to the guild. It's been a long day." He replied.

Dani shrugged. "Fine by me."

She whistled. "Dureau, come here boy!"

As they were walking back towards the guild Dani started laughing again. "What is it this time?" Rogue huffed.

"Nothing.. hahahahahha… Wow, just thinking about that guy's face cracks me up!"

Dani laughed again and Frosch tugged at Rogue's hair and whispered "You know you called her crazy earlier?" he asked.

"Yeah?"

"Frosch thinks so, too," he giggled. Thanks to her enhanced hearing, Dani heard them. "Oh shut it you two."

She glanced at them and broke into a run. "Race you back to the guild! Dureau, come on boy!"