Now that the idiots are finally done speaking, From SharKohen:

Rule #21: Under no circumstances is the League to interfere with the ex-Teams relationships.

"I..." Conner stuttered underneath his breath, his cheeks as bright red as Wally's hair.

In front of him stood none other than James Jesse, also known as the Trickster. Both boys were soaking wet after a small mishap with James' most recent prank idea, but they stood close to the other.

Conner closed his mouth as his face went redder, but, deciding words weren't good enough, pulled James into a deep hug.

"Thank you for being my friend, James." Conner finally said into James' blonde locks, making the slightly smaller teen blush brightly.

"O-of course, Conner. A-anytime..." James stuttered out, scratching the back of his head awkwardly as Conner still held him.

But before Conner could say anything else to his friend, a lightning bolt came out of nowhere and Conner was picked up by an unseen force, leaving James to blink in surprise. Conner was left dumbstruck as well as the mysterious force flew him far away from Central City, finally putting him down after a few minutes of travelling.

He was landed on the top of a Metropolis building, only to have his eyes widen as he saw who had taken him.

"Captain Marvel? Why did did you kidnap me?" Conner asked, more curious than angered.

"Well... James Jesse is the Trickster... And Batman told me to make sure you didn't hang around too many villains..." The Captain explained lamely, chuckling nervously.

Conner only sighed and shook his head. "Want to help me TP the Founders room?"

"Holy Moly! Of course!"

Rule #22: You must learn to appreciate modern music.

"We're the youth against adults! Fighting 'till the war's won! We don't care if we end up getting jailed!"

"By Oa! Somebody make the racket end! Or shoot me! Please!" Guy Gardner screamed in pure agony with his hands covering his ears, all the while the loud music blasted all around the Watchtower.

"Whoo! Sing it loud, pardner!" Vigilante cheered as he danced to the beat of the music, the only hero enjoying himself apart from the Creeper.

"KKKIIIIIIDDDSSSSS!" Superman screamed, tears streaming down his cheeks because of the pain he was in.

"Sing it with me, Supey!" Creeper yelled, jumping onto Superman's back. "We'll throw away our whole liiivveessss~!"

Rule #23: Mentors in the League must always provide a listening ear to their students heartbreak rants and related emotional outpourings.

"And then the jerk smiled at me as if he had done nothing to me! Can you believe that Uncle J'onn?" M'gann cried into a handkerchief, hoping to hear some kind of answer from her uncle.

But when all that she met was silence M'gann looked up, only to find her room devoid of anyone but herself. "Uncle J'onn?" She asked again, then looked down at her bed.

Right where her uncle had been seated there was a small sheet of paper. It read 'I.O.U.'

Zatanna cried onto Doctor Fate's shoulder, completely heartbroken. "And then... Then Robin leaves me in the middle of the Pizza Place as if we weren't on a date! Just to play video games with that stupid Wally!"

Doctor Fate only sighed softly as he patted the young girl's shoulder, really hating having chosen Zatara as his newest body.

"And today he greeted me as if nothing had even happened!" Zatanna sobbed loudly, making Doctor Fate narrow his eyes.

This Robin would not get away with taking away his study time.

(I can speak Russian now!) Nomer pravila dvadtsat' chetyre: You are FORBIDDEN to attempt sending me back to my universe!

"No! Please, I beg you! Black Widow's so scary!" Deadpool howled as he thrashed in his bonds, trying to knock into any of the heroes that were transporting him.

"She sounds frightening. I hope she gives you proper punishment, Deadpool." Wonder Woman smiled darkly at the masked mercenary, making him scream in fear.

"No! Don't make me! Please! I promise I'll be a good boy! I can be potty trained! I won't pee on Superman's couch anymore! Just please don't send me back home!" Deadpool pleaded, but just made Superman make a disgusted face.

"You peed on my couch?"

But Deadpool just ignored him and stared at the large purple vortex a few feet in front of him, eyes wide as it neared him.

"No! Please! Please!" He shook his head, thrashing violently, but his words were ignored.

Green Lantern picked his bound body up and threw him into the vortex, smiling as he disappeared completely.

"That's the end of Deadpool." Flash smiled, "Now just need to find a way to calm Jason down."

But not even a second after saying this, Deadpool came screaming back in through the vortex, landing on Flash's back.

"Oh my God! It was so scary in there! Iron Man said so many mean words mommy!"

Batman sighed as he neared both men on the floor, then picked up a piece of paper that was strapped to Deadpool's covered chest. He was wearing a full body metallic suit, meaning he could not even move an inch.

'Keep him. If you ever send him back, we will wage war. ~Love your completely sane Avengers.'

"And Hawkeye made an arrow impale my head!"

From janzen222:

Nomer pravila dvadtsat' pyat': New recruits, don't try to tell the kids what to do.

"And that's why you do not tell the kids what to do." Jason finished with a decisive nod, eyes closed as he stood in front a projector's screen.

On the screen there was a mushroom cloud, much like the one from Nagasaki. The four heroes bound and gagged before him were staring at the screen with wide eyes, filled with fear.

"Yep. The kids do whatever they want. And if you tell them what to do, they do the exact opposite." Green Arrow said from his spot beside Jason, pointing at the screen with one of his arrows. "So if you tell them to not press a button, or to save the world..."

"This will happen." Jason finished for the blonde.

None of the four heroes ever went back to the Justice League.

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