Rule #26: Never interrupt me when I'm singing Bink's sake.
"Yo-hohoho! Yo-hohoho! Going to deliver Binks' sake!" Wally sang at the top of his lungs, jumping as he did a small pirate jig.
He had been singing the same song ever since he had been let out of school, having caught the singing bug from his good friend and partner in crime, James Jesse. That boy was an anime fan; much like the rest of the Young Justice team; so he always brought some new fandom to Wally.
It just happened that today was the day he chose for One Piece.
"Yo-hohoho!" Wally sang once more, only to suddenly have a green piece of duct tape slap over his mouth.
Wally blinked in shock as he was unable to sing anymore, not completely understanding what was going on.
To his surprise Hal Jordan floated into sight, green ring glowing as the piece of duct tape continued obstructing Wally's singing ability.
Hal frowned down at the red head, "You shouldn't be singing, Wally. It's dangerous for people around you."
The glare sent his way would rival that of Batman's. Then, without Hal even expecting it, Wally whipped out a small black box, which had a Deadpool design on it.
"Wait, kid, what are you-"
He was cut off by Wally pressing the red button inside and a seated Deadpool eating a chimichanga suddenly landing on his head.
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Rule #27: Don't insult the Chimichanga. Period.
"They actually revere food?" Ice asked Fire as they walked down the halls of the Watchtower, both women giggling as they gossiped.
The Brazilian woman laughed softly as she hid her mouth with her hand, eyes glinting with mirth. "Yes, and they even hold ceremonies for their 'religion'. Kids, huh?" She asked, shaking her head softly.
Ice laughed with her best friend, unaware of the danger looming above them.
Robin's eyes were narrowed as he looked down at the women, fists opening and clenching at their words. "This is our religion... Do we not have a right to religion anymore?"
Jason placed his heavy hand on the younger Bat's shoulder, sighing softly. "Guess we'll just have to teach them a lesson, Little Bird."
That day, Ice and Fire finally found out just why Guy Gardner was so afraid of the Young Justice Team.
Rule #28: If we can't watch our wrestling, you can't watch your fight shows either.
"Celebrity Death Match!" The gathered heroes cheered as the TV show appeared right after the news, all of them with money or food in their hands.
"Yeah, Britney Spears vs. Miley Cyrus!" Green Arrow whooped, beer in one hand while the other held hundred dollar bills.
"Can't wait ta see tha' Miley filly get 'er ass kicked!" Vigilante laughed loudly, almost knocking down Green Arrow's beer.
Vixen rolled her eyes at the men's enthusiasm, but still eyed the money in her hand with a mischievous glint. If her calculations were correct, Miley Cyrus would win and she would get most of the money the boys were betting. This plan was perfect. It was full proof.
This was a small Watchtower tradition known only to the most trusted of heroes. Green Arrow, Vigilante, Vixen, Flash, Hal Jordan, Guy Gardner, Supergirl, Hawkgirl, and Plastic Man were the only ones allowed in these secret meetings that consisted of gambling and drinking.
"Please, Miley will win! I tell you that!" Green Arrow pushed Vigilante away, getting a loud chuckle from the slightly older man.
"Sure, Arrow! How 'bout yuh put yer money where yer mouth is?!"
Green Arrow growled and grumbled, then fished in his quiver and brought out a large stack of dollar bills. "Here's the money! Where's your witty comeback, eh, Vig?!"
Vigilante whistled loudly as he tipped his hat up to look at the large stack of money, then shook his head. "Fella, I'll be happy when I take my winnings from tonight! New mustang for poppa ta break!"
Green Arrow grumbled as he sat down with a huff, but took sips of his beer as the match began. The bell rang and both clay-made women neared each other, immediately beginning to fight.
"Kick her pale ass, Britney!" Vixen yelled as the blonde punched the country star, making her fall flat on her ass.
"Don't you dare give up, Country! Gotta prove Vig wrong! And insult his birthplace too!" Green Arrow growled, getting a deathly glare from the cowboy.
The rounds passed and Britney was leading by just one win and this was the last match. Green Arrow's anger was showing, all the while Vigilante's amusement was growing.
"If Miley wins this, there'll be over time and she could win that! Britney doesn't have any resistance!" Green Arrow murmured to himself, then he looked up at thd screen in hope.
And just as Miley was about to throw the last punch to ensure her place in overtime, the TV screen suddenly went blank and the lights in the room went off. There was a moment of silence in which none of the heroes moved, then the lights went back on and there was a note taped to the television.
Vigilante went up to it, all the while Green Arrow struggled to keep his anger bottled up, then cleared his throat and read. "Y'all can't finish watching this. Give us back our wrestling and we'll give this back to you. Until then, watch some Sesame Street."
The scream that Green Arrow let loose scared even Batman.
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Rule #29: Remember: Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Flash was driving everyone out of their minds. Deadpool had forced several Monster cans down his throat and thrown him into the Watchtower to just see the insanity unfold.
And Green Arrow was ready to chuck Flash out of the Watchtower and into space.
"Canyoubeliveshedidthat?! It'slikeshewantedtohurtmeonpurpose!" Flash gasped as Green Arrow squeezed his eyes shut and kept his hands clasped over his ears, so distraught and annoyed that he even tried to use his hat as earmuffs.
This didn't work.
"AndwhenIaskedherforcookies, shedaredtellmeno!"
Flash's rapid speak was barely understood when he had it under control, but now that he was speaking so fast, almost nobody understood. Vigilante growled in annoyance as Flash continued his one way conversation, eyes narrowed into a glare as the speedster blurred from in front of him to beside Green Arrow.
Green Lantern banged his head loudly against the wall, doing his best to block the unintelligible nonsense, but stopped when he found that there was silence. Wasn't Allen babbling right now? What had happened?
Guy pushed off of the wall and, ignoring the blood that was falling from his forehead, looked at the heroes before him. Green Arrow and Vigilante were smiling in contentment all the while Flash was vibrating in place, arms on his face to...
"Is that duct tape?" Guy asked, shocked to find the man struggling with it.
Green Arrow turned to him and nodded with a smile. "Guess Wally doesn't hate us that much."
Rule #30: Do not try to convince Superboy he can fly.
(That's old and tacky. I've done it like ten times myself!)
Red Hood and Kid Flash stood with arms crossed and scowls on their faces, glaring down at the scene beneath him.
Booster Gold, Captain Marvel, and Blue Beetle were on top of a smaller building than their own, Conner with them, and they were trying to get the clone to fly.
"But, I only have half of Superman's DNA... I don't think I can fly..." Conner muttered, scratching the back of his head nervously as he looked up at Captain Marvel with sad eyes.
Usually, he didn't trust others. But he did trust these three men. They were like the fathers and uncles he had never been lucky enough to have. He trusted them and loved them. And he knew they loved him.
Captain Marvel looked away from Conner because of how bad he felt for doing this to the clone, but Booster and Beetle just kept large smiles plastered on their faces as they let their hands fall on either of the teen's shoulders.
"Of course you can, boy! You can fly! Don't let others tell you you can't!" Booster told him, smile never faltering.
"Our greatest enemy is ourselves, Conner! Let you beat you!" Beetle agreed, all the while Conner looked up at them with a confused gaze.
They were speaking less coherently than usual.
"Now go fly, Birdy!" Both men yelled together, and before Conner could react, they were grabbing him and throwing him from the roof of the building.
Kid Flash sighed as he heard screaming as he fell, then he turned to Red Hood. "We don't even need to punish them. They'll be punished enough by Conner."
"Let's go get some chimichangas, dude." Red Hood sighted, but had to admit that it was kind of funny to hear Conner screaming as he fell. "Can't believe they're also stealing our stuff."
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