Wally. Deadpool. Jason. Robin.

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Rule #41: You may not switch cities. No, I don't care if you 'needed' to stop stop the villains in a synchronized manner. You are not permitted.

(Trickster is still traumatized because of Superman. Just what were you thinking putting him on top of the highest building in Keystone!? He's afraid of heights, for Pete's sakes!)

Rule #42- (As an extension of the previous rule) You may not tangle with said cities' resident villains.

(Zoom still won't forgive Flash for what Supes did to him... And Green Arrow's being ignored by Merlin!)

These ones come from a LuckyReader2000-

Gun Control is not needed number 43: Trying to rehabilitate dangerous mercenaries will not end well for any of you.

(Just what is your obsession with trying to 'fix' me? Can't you understand it's not a phase! I am who I am!)

Gun Control is only needed for you plebs number 44: Please, for the love of chimichangas, don't try to arrest any villains the kids are close to.

(We all know that didn't end well.)

(To add to that rule, Wade, this extension: The Justice Leage cannot take any of the villains we like prisoner.)

(Well that seems like an understandable rule, Jay-Bird. I'll allow it... Now, further on!)

It's nice to see you can just interrupt whenever you'd like... Rude people... Now, this rule was submitted by Akari Warrior of Soul-

Rule #45: You are not allowed to spy on the ex-Young Justice Team.

(Batman, I mean you. You cannot place bugs all around our rooms. There are laws to protect us!)

And these are from LoVeStAr14-

Rule #46: The League is not allowed to try and recreate Young Justice.

(Just... In what plane of existence did that seem like a good idea?)

Rule #47: The League cannot lock the ex-team out of Mt. Justice.

(We will make sure you regret it.)

We're done with all the other people's rules?

Yeah, I think that was all of them.

Good. Now here are rules of our own creation!

Rule #48- You are not allowed to help each other get out of work by using your hero personas.

(You people make me sick! Abusing of your privileges!)

Rule #49: Just because you're heroes, you can't expect the people you save to immediately love you.

(This is a rookie mistake. Stop making it.)

Rule #50: You are not allowed to try and use amnesia as a way to escape punishment.

(You know who you are, don't you? Who would ever use something so serious as a way to get away from your angry beloved?... I can't believe I didn't think of it sooner...)

Rule #51: No Disco Pogo.

(We don't care if Germany isn't Nazi anymore! You are not allowed to listen to such an annoying song!)

(Especially if you're going to be dancing to it. Nobody needs to see their mentors doing that.)

Okay, so maybe control may be needed #52: You may not take the Bat Mobile out for a spin.

(I wanted to do it, but Bats didn't let me... So if I can't do it, neither can you!)

Nah, man, gun control's fine the way it is #53: If you meet your team mates alter egos outside of the team accidentally, whether you are on hero business or not remember you don't know them.

(I don't know what the problem with this one is...)

(Hal Jordan almost cost Green Arrow his arm when he shouted for Oliver Queen while in the midst of New Jersey.)

(What's so bad about that?)

(It was New Jersey, Deadpool.)

(...)

Rule #54: Do not touch Robin's hair. Nor Red Hood's. We both bite.

(Freakin' Flash...)

Rule #55: No, "I'm older than you" is not an argument winning defense.

(Dr. Fate. You know I'm talking to you.)

Rule #56: Elvis is dead. Stop looking for him.

Extension to this list: So are Tupac, Biggie, and Punk. You may not search for them either.

(Just... Just how dumb can you people possibly be?)

Rule #57: No going back in time to try and kill Hitler.

(The Black Hawks came to us with complaints.)

Rule #58: Locking any given number of villains in a room to try and see if they kill each other will not end well.

(Well, not for the Justice League, at least.)

Rule #59: We will not hear any of this "Krypto and Ace would make the cutest puppies"! They are both males! I don't care how many fanfictions you've read where Kryptonians can bear children!

(I mean... We're all up for the shipping, but this... This is just bestiality...)

Rule #60: No shipping. If we weren't allowed to do it, neither can you.

(Even though I can totally see Ollie and Hal dating...)

Rule #61: You are- under NO circumstances- allowed to lock Batman, Robin, Batgirl, and myself in a room. I don't care if it's for 'team building'.

(... I hate you all...)

(Aw, poor Jay-bird)

(Shut up if you don't want a katanna in a very uncomfortable place.)

Anyhoo, Word Count #62: You are not allowed to go out for ice cream.

(No. You are not allowed to enjoy the deliciousness that is that treat.)

Word Count #63: Do not leave candy lying around.

(You Justice Leaguers are a weird bunch.)

Rule #64: No going into Deadpool's world to force the hero team to take him back.

(That did not end well.)

As a follow up to the last rule, Rule #65: Please, do not pick a fight with the Avengers. We do not need a huge war between two dimensions.

(Besides, Iron Man seems pretty cool.)

Rule #66: Just because your a magical entity doesn't mean you can run around scaring people into acting like saints.

(Humans are terrible creatures. Just get over it.)

Rule #67: If you somehow manage to sneak a stray animal past the Batman and Martian Manhunter, it's your responsibility to clean up after it.

(... Green Arrow's popping up a lot in this list, isn't he?)

Rule #68: Honey, cinnamon, asparagus, curry, and other scientifically proven foods that make you have bad body odor are forever banished.

(I swear to the great chimichanga, the next person that leaves the toilet's smelling like Killer Croc's sewers is going to answer to a ticked off speedster!)

Rule #69: No sexual innuendos. None whatsoever.

(I don't care if you're all adults, you still snigger like children. Now, keep your perverted minds away from my younger brother unless you want batarangs where the sun don't shine.)

Rule #70: From now on, the youngest and most immature members of the Justice League have a curfew to go to sleep.

(No, Dove. Hawk told me you were cranky if you didn't get eight hours of sleep and he was right. So you WILL go to sleep at nine P.M.!)

Dean Winchester's so hot #71: The Creeper officially has a time-out corner. And you are allowed to enforce it.

(The only rule we allow the League to get into. You may put him into his corner and don't worry if he growls, his bark is worse than his bite.)

Sam Winchester's hair is f'in' amazing #72: When the press jumps from a building to get an interview, it is your DUTY to catch them.

(We may have started that rumor... But now the idiots are actually doing it and they need to live, I don't care what Darwin says!)

Castiel is my bae #73: Honey is now off limits. To all of you.

(Who the kriff allowed Creeper and Question to team up?)

Rule #74: Do not give any of the younger or more immature members of the League coffee, coke, or any kind of sugar after midnight.

(Ever seen the Gremlins?)

(Or Robin on coffee? Last time he had any of that he became a self-proclaimed angel with a shotgun.)

Shut up, Wally... Rule #75: Duel's are now prohibited.

(Metas cheat and the heroes without power usually upgrade their guns and practically make them weapons of war.)

Rule #76:No putting make-up on fellow teammates if they fall asleep.

(Sure, Question needs a face and Guy looks prettier when his face is covered, but it's still kind of childish...)

Rule #77:There is no "Talk Like Shakespeare Day", so don't go around telling people otherwise.

(Seriously? You guys do stuff like this?)

Rule #78:Do not eat Flash's pie no matter how much you think you 'need' it.

(You never take a speedsters food!)

Rule #79: If you're sick, it doesn't mean you need to spread your disease around to make everyone as miserable as you.

(Dudes, seriously? What is wrong with you people?!)

And, finally, Rule #80: Do not challenge each other to a duel at sundown.

(Or any other time, really. If you have a problem with a fellow Leaguer, talk it out. Or kill each other in a more productive manner. But I highly doubt most of you people can be killed with a normal bullet.)


So, there are the rules! I hope you liked them!

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