Just a small notice: Disco Pogo is not my song. It belongs to some weird and funny German guys that give us an amazing son. Not mine.
Rule #51: No Disco Pogo.
"Was ist los? ES IST PARTY ANGESAGT!"
Wally looked up from his game of poker with Hawk, Dove, Super Girl, and Vixen at the sudden burst of German music. His eyes immediately narrowed and his mouth sneered at the poundin music, "Damn Commies..."
The heroes he sat with all looked at one another, as if silently asking themselves if they should clear up the difference between a Communist and a Nazi, but Dove only shook his head and put three chips into the lot.
"If you fine gents and ladies will excuse me," The red head began as he stood up from the table, throwing his cards on it with a small frown on his face, "I've got a Leaguer to punish. I shall continue this game with you later on."
Die Saison ist eröffnet! Es ist ein wahres Spektakel! Denn alle komm'n weil es abgeht. Das ist 'ne riesengroße Party!"
"Damn Commies!" Wally yelled out as he ran all through the Watchtower, trying to find the source of the horrible German music. He didn't hate the song, really, but he hated that the Justice League had found out about it and then began to sing it as if it were their own. And he hated that because everyone knew that a teenager couldn't love anything that an adult did too. It just wasn't possible.
"Shut that music off, Commies!" Wally screamed as he sped past a dancing Creeper and blushing Wonder Woman.
"Reißt die Arme in den Himmel! Und schwenkt sie über den Kopf. Mann, wir sind erst am Ziel, Wenn der Schweiß von der Decke tropft!"
"AHH!" The boy yelled in frustration, running over to the monitor bay to try and find the culprits of the booming music.
And he did.
Flash, Green Arrow, Vigilante, Superman, and many more Leaguers were inside, dancing in such a manner that Wally screamed out in horror and ran back out. Then he fled. Fled as fast as he could and as far as his legs could carry him. He fled to the one safe place he knew: Mexico.
Okay, so maybe control may be needed #52: You may not take the Bat Mobile out for a spin.
Green Arrow looked at his best friend and partner in crime with mirth in his eyes. They had somehow managed to sneak into the Bat Cave without any of the bats finding out and were now on their way to get into the Bat Mobile.
"Are you ready for this, Super Girl?" He asked the blonde girl, who giggled with a smile.
"I sure am, Ollie!"
"Good. Now, pop the top." Green Arrow told the younger blonde, who nodded and flew towards the top of the car.
As soon as she had lifted it, a sudden shock of electricity burst from the side and ran up her arm. Her being a Kryptonian meant she wasn't hurt, just annoyed by it. The girl opened the top fully and glared at Ollie with a slight pout.
"You know it was rigged, didn't you?" She asked, which made the blonde man sigh with a nod.
"The kids have a rule against us taking the 'Bile for a spin. And I knew you were the only person that wouldn't get hurt by their traps."
"I really want to be angry with you, Ollie, but we're in the Bat Cave and stealing the Bat Mobile. Let's go on a ride!"
Both blondes smiled broadly at each other and jumped into the car, immediately beginning the drive out to Gotham.
Nah, man, gun control's fine the way it is #53: If you meet your team mates alter egos outside of the team accidentally, whether you are on hero business or not remember you don't know them.
"Hey! Oliver Queen! Is that you?!" Hal Jordan yelled out in the middle of New Jersey.
After he had screamed that out, it seemed as if everyone on the street stopped. Oliver Queen groaned and cursed slightly as he saw his best friend's shit eating grin, then looked around him to find every person around him staring right at him.
"Oliver Queen! The millionaire!"
"Ollie, I have a genius idea!"
"I'm so beautiful I could be your next girlfriend!"
"Forget ho's, bro, take a spin of the meat!"
"HAL!" Screamed Ollie as he began to run from the giant crowd, who all followed after him without hesitation.
Hal chuckled softly at this, then found Conner Kent landing beside him. "What was the rule, Hal?" Asked the kid with a sigh.
And Hal breathed out softly, shaking his head, "I shouldn't jeopardize my best friend's identity..." He groaned out, his shoulders slumping. "Am I gonna get punished?"
"You have to, Hal. It's the rules."
"Fine." Hal pouted with a stomp of his foot, crossing his arms, "But can I get ice cream afterwards?"
"Sure, Hal. Sure."
Rule #54: Do not touch Robin's hair. Nor Red Hood's. We both bite.
"AW! He's so adorable!" Exclaimed Flash as he ruffled Robin's hair, earning a growl from the boy. "So tiny and cute and- Hey! The brat bit me!"
Batman smirked softly at the blonde's yell, but shook his head. "I can't do anything about it, Flash. Those are the rules."
"But he bit me, Bats! Who the heck bites a guy!?"
Rule #55: No, "I'm older than you" is not an argument winning defense.
"I'm older than you."
"But, Dr. Fate, we were arguing about the probability of science beating out magic, not about age." Atom looked at the Sorcerer Supreme with slight annoyance and shock before the- much, much, much- older man crossed his arms and stuck his head away.
"I am older than you, which means I win this argument. Magic beats science."
Both Zatanna and Wally had been walking past both arguing heroes at that moment in the Watchtower and stopped to hear the discussion.
"But, Dr. Fate, you cannot base your whole argument on the simple and completely irrelevant fact of age. I thought you were-"
Dr. Fate stuck his hand up and shook his head. "I am older. Therefore, I am right and you are wrong."
"I agree with Dr. Fate for once." Zatanna cut in between them, standing beside the man that had taken her father's body. "Magic beats science."
Wally, though, sped beside Atom and glared at the girl. "For the first time in ever, Zee, I'm going to take the side of a Leaguer. Science is way better than magic, any day of the week."
All four heroes glared at each other for a moment before Zatanna and Wally yelled together, "Magic vs. Science War!"
And that was when the first ever major war between science trustees and magic believers began. Neither side won because they were so equally matched. Still, the kids had a lot of fun and for a small moment, Zatanna could feel her father with her instead of Nabu himself. And Atom was just happy to have had a protege as smart as Wally for a day.
So good was the war that Dr. Fate didn't get punished for breaking a rule.
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