Rule #56: Elvis is dead. Stop looking for him.

Extension to this list: So are Tupac, Biggie, and Punk. You may not search for them either.

"Are we ready, Blue Team?" Blue Devil asked his assorted teammates, whom all had blue as part of their costumes.

"Do we really have to do this?" Dove asked in an almost whisper, but none of his teammates listened to him.

Ice clapped her hands together with a broad smile and said, "We sure are, Devil! Let's go find Elvis!"

The demonic creature nodded and took out a piece of paper given to him by the Question. "Okay, Q told us we would be able to find him somewhere in the Mojave Dessert. Let's get going!"

Super Girl took off flying behind her teammates, smiling broadly at the fact she was finally tasked with being on a team that didn't seem to think she was a complete rookie.

Unfortunately, before any of them could get too far into their mission, the four heroes were stopped by different types of traps laid down on the floor that caught them. Blue Devil's ears drooped in disappointment because he had really been excited to find the long thought dead singer.

"Are you guys really this stupid?" Robin asked as he suddenly appeared in front of them, Red Hood behind him. "Are they really this stupid?"

Dove sighed heavily as he hung upside down with his legs bound, but didn't say anything as his three other teammates began to argue with the younger heroes about how Elvis was in fact very much alive and very much well.

Red Tornado, Captain Marvel, and Crimson Avenger all stood around the Flash, listening to him blabber on about how they would be tasked with finding the so called 'Punk' music that was supposedly dead.

It was a good thing Rocket and Zatanna appeared out of nowhere to kidnap the speedster as they yelled about how punk was in fact dead and needed to stay like that.

Out of the three heroes that had been recruited by the Flash to be the Red Team, only Captain Marvel wondered if they should have tried to save the fast man.

Rule #57: No going back in time to try and kill Hitler.

One day, while the ex-Team was resting comfortably in Mount Justice, they were visited by a group of time travelers. The men were dressed in black uniforms that had a type of hawk design on them and Wally was amazed to finally be visited by someone from the past, instead of having to go himself to meet them.

"Are you kids affiliated in any way with the Justice League?" Asked who seemed to be the leader of the men. The kids only nodded. "Well, we need you to send them a message: Killing Hitler only makes the past worse. Don't do it anymore."

Kaldur sighed at this and stood up, offering the men his hand, "We will make sure they do not go back in time anymore. You have our promise."

A red headed member of the men humphed and nodded, "It's about time. I'm tired of waking up to a new and worse future every day. It's as if those folks don't know that Hitler was actually the lesser of two evils."

Rocket stood up with a smile and walked towards them, "We will make sure they stop. Don't worry about it."

"Good." All the men chorused, then they activated their time machine and stepped back through it. The kids all watched as it disappeared, then looked at one another. "

"We have to stop those Justice Idiots." Rocket remarked and Wally nodded.

"And I have the perfect idea. Come on!"

That day Batman found himself having to travel to different points in time to recover the members of the Justice League that had gone to the past to help the Black Hawks. Apparently, getting rid of Hitler had not been the right thing to do and the kids had decided they needed to punish them.

The Bat sighed as he heard Green Arrow yell in fear as he ran from a velociraptor as Black Canary faced off against a T-Rex.

Rule #58: Locking any given number of villains in a room to try and see if they kill each other will not end well.

"Come on! This is poetic Justice!" Wildcat yelled at his teammates as he threw the last villain inside the room they had prepared for the crazies.

The Joker, Deadshot, Deathstroke, and Plastique were the villains they had managed to round up and throw inside.

Hawk, Super Man, and Super Girl all looked at one another with uncertainty, even though Wildcat was smiling broadly as he clapped his hands to get rid of 'dirt'. Joker may have bled a little bit when he was apprehended.

But the four heroes left the room unattended because they really thought the villains would blame one another for getting caught, instead of actually working together to get out of their confines.

It was a good thing Young Justice happened to have been stalking the Joker to give him a piece of their minds for hurting Harley because if the kids had not stepped in when they did, the League would have been down four members. Well, they were temporarily because the four heroes were punished by the kids so badly that they were out of action for a while, but still... They deserved it.

Rule #59: We will not hear any of this "Krypto and Ace would make the cutest puppies"! They are both males! I don't care how many fanfictions you've read where Kryptonians can bear children!

The Question quirked an eyebrow from behind his mask as he found Star Girl and Super Girl both squealing madly as they flew past him with one dog in each of their arms. Normally, he would question just what two teenage girls wanted with those dogs, but he had a feeling in the back of his head that told him the girls were doing something that was going to get them punished by the ex-Young Justice Team.

He had been right.

Just who tried to force two male dogs to procreate, actually? Had the girls actually thought their plans through before getting caught by Wally and having their hair cut and dyed bright pink for being so damned weird? Question had a hunch that they had not thought much about it.

Rule #60: No shipping. If we weren't allowed to do it, neither can you.

Vixen smiled broadly at Shining Knight as the man looked on at her in confusion.

"Green Arrow..." He repeated slowly, eyebrows drawn in to show his puzzlement. "And Hal Jordan? I thought they were good friends, Lady Vixen."

The dark skinned woman smiled in an almost lecherous manner at the knight, "Not in the friendly term, Sir Justin. But in the... Get it on term."

The knight's slightly pale complexion flushed at what Vixen had said, but luckily for him, Artemis suddenly appeared out of nowhere with her own bottle of Krypto-B-Gone and sprayed it at the woman. Of course, Vixen fell onto the floor screaming bloody murder, but at least Justin wouldn't have to hear about two of his good friends; male at that; doing such things...

"Thank you, Lady Artemis."

The blonde teen smiled and bowed, then waved at the man. "See ya later, Sir Justin!"

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